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Smile I got Luke a new umbrella - 09-29-2010, 02:00 PM
The tropical wet season is coming up soon for the top end of Western Australia.

So I got Disciple Luke a new umbrella.

It is now only 10 more sleeps until we marry.


2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Default Re: I got Luke a new umbrella - 12-03-2011, 04:06 AM
BORING. Have a life, girl! Read a book, take a train, go on a walk, see a gig. 'I bought xxxx an umbrella'? REALLY?

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Default Re: I got Luke a new umbrella - 12-03-2011, 10:30 AM
Ignore the hateful atheist. She is inwardly jealous of your virginal delight in marrying properly while she has damned herself in fornication, drugs and rock music and has lost Jesus.

You have done a fine thing and your father is no doubt very proud of you.


Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: I got Luke a new umbrella - 12-05-2011, 03:42 AM
That's a cute umbrella, very punny! Where did you get it?

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Default Re: I got Luke a new umbrella - 12-05-2011, 05:21 PM
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BORING. Have a life, girl! Read a book, take a train, go on a walk, see a gig. 'I bought xxxx an umbrella'? REALLY?
Let's see here:

You joined a Christian church's discussion forum, even though you're a God-mocking atheist.

You then read through who knows how many posts to find Sister Charli's about buying a funny umbrella -- from September 2010. Since then, Sister Charli has gotten married and borne her husband a son!

Your life is so incredibly dull that you need to insult her for not having a life, when the best way you can spend your time is necroposting?

Got a mirror, Crabbygail?

Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: I got Luke a new umbrella - 12-14-2011, 10:13 AM
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BORING. Have a life, girl! Read a book, take a train, go on a walk, see a gig. 'I bought xxxx an umbrella'? REALLY?
read a book? bible isnt good enough for you?
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Default Re: I got Luke a new umbrella - 12-14-2011, 10:19 AM
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The tropical wet season is coming up soon for the top end of Western Australia.

So I got Disciple Luke a new umbrella.

It is now only 10 more sleeps until we marry.
you come from australia? im in australia at the moment with my husbands work!!
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