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BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 06:36 PM
East-Coast jurisdictions like JYS, New Hampster, and the District of Corruption thought they could legalize homer "marriage" with impunity, but guess what.
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5.8-Magnitude Earthquake Strikes East Coast
An earthquake sent tremors from the nation’s capital to New York City Tuesday afternoon, the result of what officials said was a 5.8 magnitude earthquake based in Virginia.
There were no immediate reports of damage.
It is not clear how far the earthquake spread, but tremors were felt throughout New York City office buildings and as far north as Concord, N.H.
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 06:40 PM
Shout GLORY! I've been Praying for this day for years. Did God sink that hellish island "Martha's Vineyard" yet?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 07:16 PM
Wake up America!
A quake in Virginia, a quake in Colorado.
Is it not the case that the Virginia Constitution bans same-sex marriage and some or all other kinds of same-sex unions?
Did not Voters in Colorado, approve state constitutional amendments defining marriage as the union of one man and one woman?
Is this not a message?
Will you not listen?
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 08:38 PM
To you meatball?
I'll take Pastor Peters word...thank you very much. I must tune into Fox News, get the latest.
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 09:18 PM
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To you meatball?
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The Japanese Department of Registration has to confirm that couples applying for marriage licenses are of different sexes, and if they are not, the application is declined.
New Zealand does not currently allow same-sex marriages
Have not those countries also had a spot of earthquake trouble recently?
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 09:27 PM
I suppose next you'll be telling us it's because they have no pirates when we all know pirates don't really even exist.
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 09:34 PM
GLORY!!
GOD is smiting America for allowing gay marriage.
Trinidad Colorado is also the place where trannies go for sex change operations.
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 09:38 PM
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I suppose next you'll be telling us it's because they have no pirates when we all know pirates don't really even exist.
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A little off topic there RP, but if you check the link in my signature out you will see that were it not for the Pirates your American friends would be living in a Spanish speaking Papist country. Not so visible today, tending to keep a low profile due to the persecution by christians and krishnas but still about.
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 09:41 PM
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GLORY!!
GOD is smiting America for allowing gay marriage.
Trinidad Colorado is also the place where trannies go for sex change operations.
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It's the one two punch Sister Thumper. Hurricane Irene is about to slam into the Eastern Seaboard and drown sinners like RATS in their own homes. Maybe the American will think twice before tolerating a gay in a neighboring community!
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 09:42 PM
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GLORY!!
GOD is smiting America for allowing gay marriage.
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Having trouble reading the facts DMJ?
New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa, Vermont, and New Hampshire allow gay marriage but they did not have an earthquake.
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Wake up America!
A quake in Virginia, a quake in Colorado.
Is it not the case that the Virginia Constitution bans same-sex marriage and some or all other kinds of same-sex unions?
Did not Voters in Colorado, approve state constitutional amendments defining marriage as the union of one man and one woman?
Is this not a message?
Will you not listen?
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
The Japanese Department of Registration has to confirm that couples applying for marriage licenses are of different sexes, and if they are not, the application is declined.
New Zealand does not currently allow same-sex marriages
Have not those countries also had a spot of earthquake trouble recently?
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 09:44 PM
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Having trouble reading the facts DMJ?
New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa, Vermont, and New Hampshire allow gay marriage but they did not have an earthquake.
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So HIS aim was a little off. I'm sure HE'LL get them next!
HALLEJULAH!!!!!
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 09:45 PM
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Maybe the American will think twice before tolerating a gay in a neighboring community!
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So HIS aim was a little off. I'm sure HE'LL get them next!
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Oh I get it, you are saying that your all powerful omnipresent, omniscient "god" is a lousy shot!
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 09:52 PM
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 09:53 PM
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Oh I get it, you are saying that your all powerful omnipresent, omniscient "god" is a lousy shot!
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God knows why He smote those other places you're obsessed with.
You want sky writing or something? Have some subtlety.
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 09:54 PM
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Oh I get it, you are saying that your all powerful omnipresent, omniscient "god" is a lousy shot!
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No, I mean they will be next!!! SHOUT GLORY!
Now they are saying that the National Monument is tilting because of the quake. I'm sure this is because GOD smote them because they erected a GIANT statue of the negroe, Martian Luther King near by. And elected a negroe for president.
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 09:56 PM
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 10:08 PM
Joo York City did have an earthquake, and a well-deserved one.
More importantly, Jesus has sent a serious warning to Obama for allowing queers in the military.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 10:22 PM
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Joo York City did have an earthquake, and a well-deserved one...
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How are the tsunami preparations going in Freehold? Has it struck yet?
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 10:25 PM
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How are the tsunami preparations going in Freehold? Has it struck yet?
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Not a possibility. We are protected by God's Armour!
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Ephesians 6:13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
6:14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;
6:15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;
6:16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.
6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: BREAKING: God smites fag-enabling East Coast with earthquake. -
08-23-2011, 10:32 PM
Most of the field workers were in the chicken coop, eating the noon day chicken bone soup and washing it down with some fresh water. Lunch was just about over. I never saw the coons move so fast to get outside!
Makes me think I should attach the John Deere and shake the place instead sounding the klaxon.
Only part of the roof fell in and I doubt there was anyone under it. They better get it fixed tonight as a hurricane is coming Friday. I do not want anyone playing sick on Saturday, there is work for them to do. I unfortunately cannot afford to run a charity plantation. God wants me to earn a profit for Him.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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