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Re: What's for Lunch? -
06-02-2012, 08:38 AM
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TODAY's SPECIAL : Let's have some Eggs En Gelee! Hard Cook Eggs encased in Chicken Gelatine & festooned with Piped Liver Pate Stars & Tarragon Leaves & nestled in a Bed of Chopped Chicken Gelatine & Watercress! OOoooooo-LA-LA!
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I'm with Pastor Zeke here - that lot looks ethnic and disgusting, in fact it churns my stomach just looking at it!! On top of that its french and we all know that God hates the french God hates the french.
If my wife was to serve that to me I'd throw it at her and send her to the prayer closet for a few hours, what did your husband do when you served it to him?
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Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
06-02-2012, 03:39 PM
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I'm with Pastor Zeke here - that lot looks ethnic and disgusting, in fact it churns my stomach just looking at it!!
what did your husband do when you served it to him?
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Mr. Keeper has been known to have some, how shall we say, peculiar tastes. Sometimes a nice visual plate display will whet his appetites. So what did he do when I served him?
oh he ate it. He ate it right up and asked for more.
When he finally left the kitchen I was completely exhausted.
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
06-04-2012, 05:49 PM
whipped up a quick snack for Mr. Keeper's lunch today!!
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
06-11-2012, 05:05 PM
I'll scrub this oven before starting Mr. Keeper's din din!!
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
06-11-2012, 10:25 PM
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I'll scrub this oven before starting Mr. Keeper's din din!!
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My mother always says to keep scrubbing until my hands bleed.
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
06-12-2012, 03:29 AM
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I'll scrub this oven before starting Mr. Keeper's din din!!
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Damn lady! Did you rip the door off that thing!?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
06-12-2012, 02:27 PM
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Damn lady! Did you rip the door off that thing!?
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I think it makes it easier to kneel and get her entire head in. The funny part is that it is an electric stove, not gas.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
06-12-2012, 08:39 PM
What's for lunch?
THIS:
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
06-13-2012, 12:44 AM
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My mother always says to keep scrubbing until my hands bleed.
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And such a good girl you are.
Do you know why your feet are so much smaller than a man's sweet one?
God made them that way so you can get closer to the sink. Christ loves you in your innocence child.
Do you feel like giving Uncle Deaner a foot rub?
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
06-13-2012, 08:25 PM
This should keep Mr. Keeper nice and cool til bedtime!!
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
06-17-2012, 05:14 PM
Since I'm pretty sure sewing is forbidden on today, The LORD's Day, I'll get right on this tomorrow
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
06-17-2012, 06:21 PM
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Since I'm pretty sure sewing is forbidden on today, The LORD's Day, I'll get right on this tomorrow
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Those are some excellent sewing tips! I'll have to keep those tips in mind tomorrow morning.
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06-17-2012, 07:36 PM
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Those are some excellent sewing tips! I'll have to keep those tips in mind tomorrow morning.
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Since when do lesbian perverts sew?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
06-18-2012, 06:26 PM
the FOURTH is coming up, and what's more All-American than SPAM?
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
06-18-2012, 11:45 PM
There's a recent -- yet still vital! -- widower who moved in down the street, and I wanted to make something different and "exotic" for him, as I knew all the other ladies would just be dropping off boring old casseroles, etc.
I haven't heard back yet (?)
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
06-29-2012, 09:23 PM
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
06-30-2012, 07:57 AM
I know where I'm going for lunch this afternoon.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
08-27-2012, 05:46 PM
We keep our dinners close to the great Hereafter!!
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
09-10-2012, 05:32 PM
Mr. Keeper will be home for lunch any minute!!
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
09-12-2012, 06:03 PM
A nice cool Lunch for Mr. Keeper today. He just laps up ANYTHING that smells like fresh salmon!!
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