[Youth Minister Harry]

Welcome, Back. You seem like you would make a stern disciplinarian and a fine role model with a nice firm hand! Has the Lord blessed you with any sons? Have you ever thought about sharing your testimony with a youth group? I wouldn't normally invite a grown man to share a tent at our boy's only Bible Camp, but I just know God has sent you to us with a glorious purpose to fill! Praise GOD!

[Back against wall]

Originally Posted by Youth Minister Harry

Welcome, Back. You seem like you would make a stern disciplinarian and a fine role model with a nice firm hand! Has the Lord blessed you with any sons? Have you ever thought about sharing your testimony with a youth group? I wouldn't normally invite a grown man to share a tent at our boy's only Bible Camp, but I just know God has sent you to us with a glorious purpose to fill! Praise GOD!

Halo Minister Harry.

When expecting my first child we were told it would be a girl. I knew I had sinned and I was accepting of what may come but I was not prepared for a Daughter. I am to this day unsure if it was my prayer or my wife's daily disciplining but a boy prevailed. He is tall, strong and at Gods disposal.

Genesis 30:23 - And she conceived, and bare a son; and said, God hath taken away my reproach:

I have in fact had the privilege to spend time with children at our local primary school with my knowledge of violence and the consequences thereof. I am pretty certain I had touched most of them with my experience. However I have not had the privilege of being in a tent with good Christian boys in the capacity of openly exposing myself for them to see. I am not sure if I am strong enough yet, perhaps with guidance.

[Back against wall]

My work experience doesn't go past building roads and beating the hell out of people that overstep their boundaries, both in an official security capacity and as a personal pastime, in my past time.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Back against wall

I know my place.

I am glad to hear that. You wouldn't believe how many idiots Jesus sends here to torture us on the tough road to salvation.

Welcome to God's favorite forum!

[Back against wall]

Brother Cranky I most truly appreciate your welcome. You are a man I would love to take a stiff lesson from. One of my favourite readings in this fine forum was written by you;
Down Syndrome is a lifestyle choice! I almost wondered if I may me suffering from some weird Nigero/Abo disease like Blackface or Schizophrenia because the words you wrote are so true to my thinking.
I thought of the possibility that I may in fact have an alter ego and had written it myself. But alas I remembered that I was born on this Godforsaken island Australia and would more likely have aids than master penmanship.

I am also happy that you welcomed me on this day in particular as I am being celebrated by those I Bible Study with, for my One Hundredth "Accidental Death In Custody".
I have a program for Abo's called the "Dig Until You Die" initiative which I received a grant for from our retarded Government.

The concept is simple; An Abo is given a shovel and told to dig until I say stop.
The objective is also simple; Encouraging the Good Lords work and to remind Abo’s to which direction they will be heading in the afterlife.

I explain to them that to be a True Christian™ an Abo needs to do Gods good work.
I have already mentioned Abo’s don’t do very well in confined spaces so the survival rate so far has been zero. Law here states that you cannot cremate help without a permit but as the nearest office of permits is well over 10,000 miles away it’s just much easier to fill the hole with the deceased in it. I now unfortunately have a good deal of land that absolutely nothing will grow on so I have relocated the living quarters onto this space. I have attached some photos on this glorious day.

This was the 100th Death In Custody. My boy who we fondly called “Vegimite” which was ironic as he was my first Albino Abo.
He would have been the only Abo to successfully complete the program, but in my excitement I stupidly stood on his fingers whilst running for my camera to mark this historical moment. See how happy he is?



“The Happy Home”. A group of my Abo’s in their new entertainment room, situated close to (above) deceased family members.

[Jim Farmer]

How do you make them keep it so tidy? Until your photo, the tidiest I'd ever seen a boong living area was this:

[Back against wall]

Halo Brother Jim.

Eating and recreation is strictly confined to their sleeping quarters



The lil black, bastard children have their own separate accommodation due to a spate of them being eaten by their elders. Apparently the adolescent black bastard childs pecker is a delicacy



Death in confined spaces seem to be isolated to the adults only so the extra money we save on building materials can be spent on the good Bible.