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Default Re: hello - 06-24-2009, 04:39 PM

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Old crone! what about respect your elders, wash your mouth out young man. Although I do agree, asparagus is the devils vegetable anything that turns wee a funny colour cannot be right.

I will try and respect you Pastor, but you have to refrain from calling me an old crone. Maybe you can suggest how I can become a better person. I will take instruction from the good pastor.

You never DID tell us how old you are. You have to do more than try and respect Pastor Zeke. He is a True Christian that deserves full respect. I suggest you get on your knees now and ask Forgiveness from The Lord for insulting an Ordained Pastor of His True Church.

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Default Re: hello - 06-24-2009, 05:10 PM

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Black Widow I mean Widow Geen,

If the jury or juries cleared you, Ok. But you do have to admit that any man that says "I do" to you is not long for this earth.
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Question Re: hello - 06-24-2009, 05:14 PM

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He may not be long for this earth but he will depart a happy man
Just what are you implying?



Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


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Default Re: hello - 06-24-2009, 05:15 PM

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You never DID tell us how old you are. You have to do more than try and respect Pastor Zeke. He is a True Christian that deserves full respect. I suggest you get on your knees now and ask Forgiveness from The Lord for insulting an Ordained Pastor of His True Church.

God Bless
Does the Lord give the good Pastor free rein to insult a poor widow woman, where is His Christian spirit? If I have offended the Ordained pastor of Landover I fall to my knees now and await instruction on how to redeem myself.
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Default Re: hello - 06-24-2009, 05:18 PM

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Just what are you implying?
Surely it is a wife's place to make her husband happy.
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Default Re: hello - 06-24-2009, 05:39 PM

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Surely it is a wife's place to make her husband happy.
Widow Green,

Best of luck finding husband number 5. Please limit your search to the EASTERN side of the Atlantic Ocean
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