[Plea For Purging]

Hello. I am intrigued, thus I am here. I look forward to engaging in intellectual conversation with you all. Not really sure what else to say so that's all, folks.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Welcome Plea! It's about darn time we got someone from the Good Ol' U.S. of A. here (and not one of them socialist states either). We've been inundated with a bunch of Godless Brits as of late.

Anyways, make yourself at home. How old are you? What church do you attend? Favorite Bible verse? Open up and tell us about yourself!

[Plea For Purging]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Welcome Plea! It's about darn time we got someone from the Good Ol' U.S. of A. here (and not one of them socialist states either). We've been inundated with a bunch of Godless Brits as of late.

Anyways, make yourself at home. How old are you? What church do you attend? Favorite Bible verse? Open up and tell us about yourself!

Well, I'm 24 years old. I actually work in Alabama but live else. Since I spend most of my time there, I figured I may as well pick it though. As for the Bible verse, it's 1 Corinthians 13:11.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Plea For Purging

Hello. I am intrigued, thus I am here. I look forward to engaging in intellectual conversation with you all. Not really sure what else to say so that's all, folks.

Well, since this is called the "introduction forum," maybe you could start by introducing yourself.

Are you a Christian? How did you come to find Jesus? Give us your testimony.

What does your screen name mean? I don't know of too many positive definitions for the word "purge."

[JennyD]

P4P, are you one of those Bulimists? Have you been binging and purging, like that Olsen twin?

[Plea For Purging]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Well, since this is called the "introduction forum," maybe you could start by introducing yourself.

Are you a Christian? How did you come to find Jesus? Give us your testimony.

What does your screen name mean? I don't know of too many positive definitions for the word "purge."

Introducing myself. Yes, such a novel idea.

Am I Christian? Do you mean Christian or your trademarked True Christian? Yes to the prior, nay to the latter. I grew up in a 'revival' that was under a fair amount of spotlight and media attention throughout the 90s. I also was sent to a private Christian school which has a successfully Christian based education book line. I have no ties to either of those places anymore.

The English language is one of the most complex languages on the planet. Luckily, the internet has a wonderful tool that is merely a few clicks away and is free of charge! http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/purge

Now as I said, the English language is quite complex, and there's a handful of definitions to this simple verb. It comes down to context. As far as I can tell, the verb can have negative or positive connotation. Since most here seem to be bright colors in this crayon box, I'll let you decide what it means.

Originally Posted by JennyD

P4P, are you one of those Bulimists? Have you been binging and purging, like that Olsen twin?

That's cute. Please see above.

[Johnnyboy]

Originally Posted by Plea For Purging

Introducing myself. Yes, such a novel idea.

Am I Christian? Do you mean Christian or your trademarked True Christian? Yes to the prior, nay to the latter. I grew up in a 'revival' that was under a fair amount of spotlight and media attention throughout the 90s. I also was sent to a private Christian school which has a successfully Christian based education book line. I have no ties to either of those places anymore.

The English language is one of the most complex languages on the planet. Luckily, the internet has a wonderful tool that is merely a few clicks away and is free of charge! http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/purge

Now as I said, the English language is quite complex, and there's a handful of definitions to this simple verb. It comes down to context. As far as I can tell, the verb can have negative or positive connotation. Since most here seem to be bright colors in this crayon box, I'll let you decide what it means.


That's cute. Please see above.

Hello,

My name is Johnny, and welcome to Gods Favorite Forum. Am I correct in assuming that you have no affiliation with any church now? If so, what was the reason you decided to leave the church? I hope you have come here to join True Christian fellowship.

[Plea For Purging]

Originally Posted by Johnnyboy

Hello,

My name is Johnny, and welcome to Gods Favorite Forum. Am I correct in assuming that you have no affiliation with any church now? If so, what was the reason you decided to leave the church? I hope you have come here to join True Christian fellowship.

Hey, Johnny. Thanks for the welcome.

I did affiliate with two particular churches for a while (not at the same time, back to back). Then I started visiting various churches in the area. Some were big, some were small.

I came here because I enjoy hearing what other people have to say, even if we disagree. Who knows? Maybe I'll find a nugget of gold or even present one.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Originally Posted by Plea For Purging

Hello. I am intrigued, thus I am here. I look forward to engaging in intellectual conversation with you all. Not really sure what else to say so that's all, folks.

Well, I'm hoping you is purging Satan and not yo breakfast!

[Plea For Purging]

Originally Posted by Vavoline Johnson

Well, I'm hoping you is purging Satan and not yo breakfast!

No, ma'am. I can assure I am not purging my breakfast (actually, brunch in my case for the most part).

[Widow Green]

Well,Hi Plea for Purging. Would you be looking for a good Christian wife by chance? I am seeking a god fearing husband. I can cook and clean, can fillet fish and dress duck and rabbit. I need some attention in the authority department which I am sure you can address and I can provide you with a stout stick for that. Welcome to our forum.

[Brother Lazarus]

Originally Posted by Widow Green

Well,Hi Plea for Purging. Would you be looking for a good Christian wife by chance? I am seeking a god fearing husband. I can cook and clean, can fillet fish and dress duck and rabbit. I need some attention in the authority department which I am sure you can address and I can provide you with a stout stick for that. Welcome to our forum.

What are your thoughts about black widow spiders?

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Plea For Purging]

Originally Posted by Widow Green

Well,Hi Plea for Purging. Would you be looking for a good Christian wife by chance? I am seeking a god fearing husband. I can cook and clean, can fillet fish and dress duck and rabbit. I need some attention in the authority department which I am sure you can address and I can provide you with a stout stick for that. Welcome to our forum.

You want to be beaten into submission? So you're a sadomasochist?

[Jed_Cassidy]

Originally Posted by Plea For Purging

Introducing myself. Yes, such a novel idea.

Am I Christian? Do you mean Christian or your trademarked True Christian? Yes to the prior, nay to the latter. I grew up in a 'revival' that was under a fair amount of spotlight and media attention throughout the 90s. I also was sent to a private Christian school which has a successfully Christian based education book line. I have no ties to either of those places anymore.

The English language is one of the most complex languages on the planet. Luckily, the internet has a wonderful tool that is merely a few clicks away and is free of charge! http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/purge

Now as I said, the English language is quite complex, and there's a handful of definitions to this simple verb. It comes down to context. As far as I can tell, the verb can have negative or positive connotation. Since most here seem to be bright colors in this crayon box, I'll let you decide what it means.


That's cute. Please see above.

Come on now, sonny, quit with the vauge responses and lets get down to the nitty gritty!

How many guns do you own?

What was the color of the last truck you owned?

If you were married, would you let your wife near a retractable shower head?

[Nurse Clampett]

Aren't all men from Alabama tough, Christian, manly men? I mean, there is even an action figure based on you guys.
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