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Default QUEERS RULE! - 11-03-2009, 08:18 PM

WE are the POPULATION CONTROL for you're wreched planet called EARTH.


If it wasn't for all us fags, you'd be up to ya filthy godfearin' ears in children and, OH DEAR LORD, filth.

Yes, we're a cleanly peoples


I can't beleive there isn't a filter on usernames.



I love you all.

Even the extremist christans.



Doesn't your bible say hate the sinner not the sin?

And to love your neighbor?

But we can't love our neighbors if they're the same sex as us?
piffle that

I like my girls perty


Males can go fornicate themselves up another mans arsehole



FAGS UNITE
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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-03-2009, 08:35 PM

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WE are the POPULATION CONTROL for you're wreched planet called EARTH.


If it wasn't for all us fags, you'd be up to ya filthy godfearin' ears in children and, OH DEAR LORD, filth.

Yes, we're a cleanly peoples


I can't beleive there isn't a filter on usernames.



I love you all.

Even the extremist christans.



Doesn't your bible say hate the sinner not the sin?

And to love your neighbor?

But we can't love our neighbors if they're the same sex as us?
piffle that

I like my girls perty


Males can go fornicate themselves up another mans arsehole



FAGS UNITE
This is why Homosexuals are dangerous. You can see how the aids has eaten into her brain.


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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-03-2009, 08:45 PM

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WE are the POPULATION CONTROL for you're wreched planet called EARTH.
God is the only population control we need.

Gen. 1:28: And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

Gen. 9:1: And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth.

Phil. 4:19: But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus.


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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-03-2009, 08:46 PM

Enjoy quarantine, harlot.
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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-03-2009, 09:52 PM

There's a twinge of sorrow in my heart each time an abomination slips through the Lord's net. I do hope that whatever her name was repents soon.

Ho hum... I suppose there'll be another along in a minute.





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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-03-2009, 10:26 PM

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God is the only population control we need.

Gen. 1:28: And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

Gen. 9:1: And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth.

Phil. 4:19: But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus.


No. If you think it does, feel free to cite book, chapter, and verse.

Who is our neighbor? Back up your answer with Scripture.
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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-03-2009, 10:35 PM

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Yes, we're a cleanly peoples
And you're a damned lying foreign sodomite.



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I love you all.

Even the extremist christans.
And this is how you show your "love?" By spewing hatred and lies on God's favorite forum?

Thanks, but no thanks. We don't need or want your perverted, sick brand of "love."



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Doesn't your bible say hate the sinner not the sin?

And to love your neighbor?
Do you imagine that we have queers as neighbors? My neighbors are True Christians™ and I love them as Jesus commands. I treat queers as abominations, as Jesus commands as well.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-04-2009, 06:57 PM

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WE are the POPULATION CONTROL for you're wreched planet called EARTH.


If it wasn't for all us fags, you'd be up to ya filthy godfearin' ears in children and, OH DEAR LORD, filth.

Yes, we're a cleanly peoples


I can't beleive there isn't a filter on usernames.



I love you all.

Even the extremist christans.



Doesn't your bible say hate the sinner not the sin?

And to love your neighbor?

But we can't love our neighbors if they're the same sex as us?
piffle that

I like my girls perty


Males can go fornicate themselves up another mans arsehole



FAGS UNITE

Do you actually believe all of the things you have written?.
You are a very sad and deluded person if you do.


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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-04-2009, 07:15 PM

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Do you actually believe all of the things you have written?.
Probably not, since sodomites are well versed in lying to further their recruitment effort.


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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-13-2009, 09:20 PM

Gays and queers are less than human and should all be stoned. They are an abomination and are not fit to breath my air.

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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-13-2009, 11:49 PM

I hate them fags.
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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-14-2009, 05:38 AM

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I hate them fags.
Self-hatred is a sad thing, but understandable in your case.
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Wink Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-17-2009, 04:39 PM

Actually Lesbian sex is the safest sex in regards to aids. so put that in your juice box and suck it!

go queers!
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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-17-2009, 04:44 PM

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Actually Lesbian sex is the safest sex in regards to aids.
I know that queer-enabling liberal sources keep saying so, but that alone suffices to make me doubt it. Also, what purpose would the Lord have in smiting male homosexuals but not lesbians?


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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-17-2009, 04:48 PM

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Actually Lesbian sex is the safest sex in regards to aids. so put that in your juice box and suck it!

go queers!

Not really,the safest sex is none at all.THE aid is in EVERY HOMER its GODS punishment ! If you are a lesbo you already have it ! Get right with Jesus
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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-17-2009, 05:16 PM

The only good fag is a dead fag.

When we gain control of the government we're gonna have all fags strung up a tree like in them good old days.

DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS!


Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-18-2009, 02:17 AM

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Actually Lesbian sex is the safest sex in regards to aids. so put that in your juice box and suck it!

go queers!
Dear Lezbo Godmocker;

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule of molesting children and destroying traditional marriage to drop by God's favorite forum and spew hatred. The Holy Bible says that we are actually Blessed by your persecution. Shout Glory!!

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I will enjoy watching you burn for all eternity.

YIC,

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-20-2009, 02:24 PM

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The only good fag is a dead fag.

When we gain control of the government we're gonna have all fags strung up a tree like in them good old days.

DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS!
shut up Gomer, with those side burns and the obvious compensation for something with the shotgun in your picture you are a blatant homosexual


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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-20-2009, 02:35 PM

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shut up Gomer, with those side burns and the obvious compensation for something with the shotgun in your picture you are a blatant homosexual


A guy from the ghetto in England ,that wears a dress and does know the difference between a Man and a Woman calls some one a Homersexural .Well aren't you special !
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Default Re: QUEERS RULE! - 11-20-2009, 02:47 PM

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A guy from the ghetto in Englhttp://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=31162&page=2and ,that wears a dress and does know the difference between a Man and a Woman calls some one a Homersexural .Well aren't you special !
How can you think the highlands of the United Kingdom is the "ghetto", you ignorant piece of shit bitch follower. It is clear that wearing kilts is just stereotypical of the Scottish people. I am proud to wear my clan's tartan, but I don't wear it all the time. But you don't know the difference between a man and a barnyard animal, much less the difference between a man and a woman, telling by the look of you gay piffleers.

By the way, I need to find a better translator, as I left too may English words in, and should learn the difference between Irish and Scottish GAY-lic.


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