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Lustful Thoughts Question! -
09-16-2010, 03:54 AM
If a man is fantasizing about someone who is not his wife while they are copulating (for JESUS to create little soldiers) does this make the child "born out of sin"? Is the child then bound for HELL even if his/her parents are Christians?
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
09-16-2010, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
If a man is fantasizing about someone who is not his wife while they are copulating (for JESUS to create little soldiers) does this make the child "born out of sin"? Is the child then bound for HELL even if his/her parents are Christians?
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Sister, you're such a kidder with the trick questions!
If the father were a Christian, why would he be committing adultery in his heart by lusting after another man or woman? Who are you talking about, Jimmy Carter?
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
09-16-2010, 03:57 AM
If he does "spill his seed" during the "act" while he is thinking about someone other than his wife, do all the sperm souls then go to HELL?
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
09-16-2010, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
If he does "spill his seed" during the "act" while he is thinking about someone other than his wife, do all the sperm souls then go to HELL?
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Sister, I know how you want to learn everything about Jesus, but please don't make us think of Jimmy Carter spilling his seed.
And God injects the soul while knitting the fetus together in the womb. That's why murdered unborn babies go to Hell but the tens of thousands of sperm who don't "win the race" don't.
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
09-16-2010, 05:23 PM
Are you sure? That sounds worryingly close to suggesting that c*nd*m use, and even *n*n*sm, should be tolerated.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
09-16-2010, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
If a man is fantasizing about someone who is not his wife while they are copulating (for JESUS to create little soldiers) does this make the child "born out of sin"? Is the child then bound for HELL even if his/her parents are Christians?
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I was so shocked and saddened by reading this that I immediately repaired to my prayer closet for some quiet time with my KJV 1611.
Now, that I'm more level-headed, I have to ask whether this is a rhetorical question, or of something more "personal"?
If, of the rhetorical nature, I'm relieved that you did not have to personally suffer through that experience. (I, myself, would certainly not subject you to that degradation because I would be giving you my full, undivided attention.)
If, however, it was a personal experience, I am saddened. I recommend that you immediately consult with Rev. Osborne because he has extensive experience with neglected ladies such as yourself. I'm sure he, like me, would give you nothing less than his complete concentration.
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
09-17-2010, 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
If a man is fantasizing about someone who is not his wife while they are copulating (for JESUS to create little soldiers) does this make the child "born out of sin"? Is the child then bound for HELL even if his/her parents are Christians?
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A difficult question Sister and I cannot find a suitable Scriptural answer. But I will relate my experience with the matter.
Mrs. Porter and I are done procreating for Jesus as we are both in our late sixties. But I do recall our last copulation twenty years ago to produce Harold Porter IV and admit that I resorted to fantasies of another "woman" in order to finish the filthy act.
Harriet has aged poorly and her appearance by 48 was about as attractive and exciting as 40 miles of a washboard gravel road. Commencing the act made me want to "turn around" and forget about it. And at 240 pounds, it was difficult to even imagine that it was a female woman beneath me.
At first, I considered a paper sack over her head and amyl nitrite in order to perform. But after prayer, this solution hardly seemed to be what Jesus would do.
In the end, I was able to do the deed with images of Japanese anime pornography (soft core of course) in my head. It seemed the most practical and Godly solution as I wasn't actually mind-fornicating with another human woman but rather a cartoon. I prayed the next day that neither my son or me would be smitten and that was twenty years ago, so I imagine Jesus approved of the temporary sin in order to serve Him.
In Christ!
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
09-17-2010, 04:03 AM
The Bible says that if you lust in your heart, it's the same thing as actually "doing it." Therefore any fruit would be of the poisoned tree.
Any other analysis would require "context" - and we know that "context" is a pretext for satan, the excuse for millions of interpretations that allow people to fool themselves into thinking anything is OK, such as dreaming of *&E*&E with Angelina Jolie all the while pretending to be a good Missionary Style Christian. Shame on you.
Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
09-18-2010, 02:25 AM
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Are you sure? That sounds worryingly close to suggesting that c*nd*m use, and even *n*n*sm, should be tolerated.
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Of course not, Brother! God kills those who spill their seed. The seed need not contain souls. God says no, and no means no!
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In the end, I was able to do the deed with images of Japanese anime pornography (soft core of course) in my head. It seemed the most practical and Godly solution as I wasn't actually mind-fornicating with another human woman but rather a cartoon. I prayed the next day that neither my son or me would be smitten and that was twenty years ago, so I imagine Jesus approved of the temporary sin in order to serve Him.
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Brother Porter, beware!
Anime is but one step away from Hentai and Hello Kitty, and we know where that leads!
Pedofurryism!
There's a real child in that Hello Kitty fursuit!
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
09-18-2010, 02:48 AM
God did not grace me with passable looks let alone good ones. My Godly Husband (rest his soul) said he had to imagine someone "Human looking" each time he did the dirty. I hope Baby Jesus can forgive that. I would hate to see my fine boys burn because of my heinous visage. The two girls I have probably don't have souls anyway.
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
09-27-2010, 01:45 PM
When my darling Phebe and I are doing the deed, I tend to think of things like football. The thought of men playing a manly sport get me through it. She does seem to get up set when I slap her on the backside and say hut1, hut2, hike, hike. I just dont understand females at all.
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
09-27-2010, 02:15 PM
I'm sorry to hear that, Brother Dewitt.
If I were so fortunate as to have the lovely and vivacious Miss Phebe share my humble single-wide, I would never do a hut-hut on her. Maybe a hike-hike, but never a hut-hut.
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
09-27-2010, 02:18 PM
When I have to do 'it' with Mrs. Hutchins, I simply prefer not to think of it at all.
Jesus has us do many tasks and some are unpleasant.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
09-27-2010, 03:08 PM
I'm blessed to have reached an age were I no longer need to "lay" with my dear wife Christina, because she is way to old to get anything positive (sons). out of sex beeing nearly 45. But that's okay because I already have four sons and two daughters, and I only had to "do it" eleven times to achive that result. God have made the women in a mystious way, that makes it possible for us men to figure when it is best for us to reproduce. Glory .
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Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
09-27-2010, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
If a man is fantasizing about someone who is not his wife while they are copulating (for JESUS to create little soldiers) does this make the child "born out of sin"? Is the child then bound for HELL even if his/her parents are Christians?
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Why would a guy fantasies about having sex with another woman? I don't understand. How would that help a situation like that?
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
09-28-2010, 12:30 PM
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The Bible says that if you lust in your heart, it's the same thing as actually "doing it." Therefore any fruit would be of the poisoned tree.
Any other analysis would require "context" - and we know that "context" is a pretext for satan, the excuse for millions of interpretations that allow people to fool themselves into thinking anything is OK, such as dreaming of *&E*&E with Angelina Jolie all the while pretending to be a good Missionary Style Christian. Shame on you.
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That's some Heavenly Inspired Logic if I've ever seen any Brother!!
Amen. Hell must be a VERY big place indeed!
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
07-16-2011, 03:25 PM
I think, marriage is not allowed in my life. I am called celibacy, like apostle Paul.
There are two kind of people: christian and non-christian.
The Bible sais about marriage with non-christian:
" Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? " (2nd Cor. 6,14)
and about christian:
" Cursed be he that lieth with his sister, the daughter of his father, or the daughter of his mother. And all the people shall say, Amen. "
My question is: Masturbation is sin even if I never will marry ?
Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
07-16-2011, 04:23 PM
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I think, marriage is not allowed in my life. I am called celibacy, like apostle Paul.
There are two kind of people: christian and non-christian.
The Bible sais about marriage with non-christian:
" Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? " (2nd Cor. 6,14)
and about christian:
" Cursed be he that lieth with his sister, the daughter of his father, or the daughter of his mother. And all the people shall say, Amen. "
My question is: Masturbation is sin even if I never will marry ?
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Yes, especially for people like you.
What if some poor normal girl slips on your seed that you sprayed everywhere and becomes pregnant. She will be burdened with your retarded baby.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
07-17-2011, 11:19 PM
Any christian lady's opinion ?
What do you (ladies) think ?
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13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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Re: Lustful Thoughts Question! -
07-17-2011, 11:33 PM
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Any christian lady's opinion ?
What do you (ladies) think ?
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Who cares what a female thinks? A proper True Christian™ girl thinks what their husbands tell them to think.
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