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Re: Post Your Funny Jesus Pics -
02-07-2008, 02:55 PM
Don't know if it's funny but I like this one.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Post Your Funny Jesus Pics -
02-07-2008, 04:17 PM
This Picture is also not funny.
It's how I imagine Jesus will look when I meet HIM.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: Post Your Funny Jesus Pics -
02-07-2008, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Juliette
Don't know if it's funny but I like this one.
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It looks rather familiar.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Post Your Funny Jesus Pics -
02-07-2008, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
This Picture is also not funny.
It's how I imagine Jesus will look when I meet HIM.
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Glory Sister!
That reminds me of the time Pastor Zeke dressed up like an Angel for me.
Bless his precious heart!
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: Post Your Funny Jesus Pics -
02-07-2008, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Hitoshi
my face is special and hansome is not carbon copy give me break. you need for learn how recognize. here practise with game of where Hitoshi okay. it will give sharp eye for detail and also is much fun!
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OK, found you. You're next to the girl with the yellow balloon, am I right?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Post Your Funny Jesus Pics -
02-07-2008, 05:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hitoshi
my face is special and hansome is not carbon copy give me break. you need for learn how recognize. here practise with game of where Hitoshi okay. it will give sharp eye for detail and also is much fun!
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I found ya!
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Anvil of the Antipodes
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Re: Post Your Funny Jesus Pics -
02-09-2008, 09:18 PM
Jesus - the way , the truth and the Light.
Does anyone know of somebody who can make reproductions (no pun intended) of this switch?
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Post Your Funny Jesus Pics -
02-09-2008, 09:24 PM
I spotted him!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Post Your Funny Jesus Pics -
02-09-2008, 11:07 PM
(Forgive me Jesus)
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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Anvil of the Antipodes
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Re: Post Your Funny Jesus Pics -
02-15-2008, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Guy
Jesus - the way , the truth and the Light.
Does anyone know of somebody who can make reproductions (no pun intended) of this switch?
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I await the manufacture of the Mary Mother of Jesus Power socket.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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