[Old Man Hatchet]

Members Only Jackets



"Member" is another word for "tallywacker." Men who wear these jackets are basically saying, "Peckers only, please." They come with straps on the shoulders--something for the man who is sodomizing the jacket-wearer to hold on to.

V-neck Sweaters



V-necks make the wearer look as though he has an arrow pointing down at his crotch--not something that behooves a modest, Christian man. Also, the letter "v" is smack dab next to "x," the most unsavory letter in the alphabet.

Tom O' Shanter Caps

These caps are a grave affront to the Lord thy God. For starters, they're Scottish. They also have gay, little pompoms on top. And look at them from God's point of view:



They resemble mammaroonies with puffy nipples.

Sandals


Sandals, or mandals, are for homers. Yes, Jesus wore them, but He could pull them off--just barely. If He didn't take that whole getting nailed to a cross thing like a man, I'd be suspicious.

Silk Pajamas



These are gateway clothes. If you slip into silk pajamas, you'll fall into the sin of cross-dressing before long, wearing little numbers like these:



I find that despicable and arousing.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Brother, I hope you don't mention man-scarfs. They can be very manly when worn by the right NON-gay man.

[ExShemaleBarbi]

Will I have to burn my very expensive bridal satin sheets? I also have a set of leather bed sheets and a set in latex. Can you imagine the smell of burning latex? If I do burn the latex sheets will the smell be as pleaseing to the lord and the smell of a perfect lamb burning?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by ExShemaleBarbi

Will I have to burn my very expensive bridal satin sheets? I also have a set of leather bed sheets and a set in latex. Can you imagine the smell of burning latex? If I do burn the latex sheets will the smell be as pleaseing to the lord and the smell of a perfect lamb burning?

That depends. Will you be wrapped in the sheets at the time?

Another horror from the closet: Mantyhose.

There’s even a website devoted to promoting this cross-dressing fad: http://www.e-mancipate.net/

Warning: This site is not safe for work. Really, iPrism blocks it due to nudity.

With article titles like “Is Pink Pantyhose too Femmy for Men?” and “Clip Shows Male Singer in Hose”, we don’t need to look too closely to see just why it’s blocked. There are even perverse sex stories like, “Truck Driver Wears Hose During Long Trips”!

Text fiction isn’t enough? Not sufficiently certain of your own damnation? Buy their book . . . yes, they have a book.

27 Ways of Wearing Pantyhose As a Man, a 51-page full-color pornographic photo book, will cost you only $35.96 plus shipping, handling, and your immortal soul.

Are you as disturbed and disgusted by this perverse new trend as we are? It’s not only bizarre and perverse, but also a violation of God’s Law!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

These are gateway clothes. If you slip into silk pajamas, you'll fall into the sin of cross-dressing before long, wearing little numbers like these:



I find that despicable and arousing.

Quoted for the TRUTH™

The Transvestite "Ann the Man" traps have being a growing menace to American manhood. Finding out her surprise package when she has you in a Holiday Inn Express is TO LATE! Praise Jesus as TRUE Christian™ man I don't pick up random women in bars across the Midwest but it does happen.

PS The Holiday Inn Express on Belmont Avenue, Lincoln Nebraska should be SHUT down as a pit of utter depravity.

[John Creeser]

Another horror from the closet: Mantyhose.

It's almost too much to take.

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

"Peckers only, please."

Isn't what's in those little cans of Potted Luncheon Meat made from "peckers?"

Only asking

[Seth Campbell]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

That depends. Will you be wrapped in the sheets at the time?

Another horror from the closet: Mantyhose.

Why do the gays think that they can get us to dress like women just by sticking the word "man" infront of something? Manpurse, mantyhose, manicure, it's all cross dressing nonsense that needs to be stopped.