[Two-Dollar Bill]

I just want to add my congratulations to you brother! Twice I have been so lucky as to be the 1,000,000th person to visit a particular website...but both times it seems that I was the victim of some cruel hoax. See below:

[Free Market Fred]

Originally Posted by Two-Dollar Bill

I just want to add my congratulations to you brother! Twice I have been so lucky as to be the 1,000,000th person to visit a particular website...but both times it seems that I was the victim of some cruel hoax.

Brother Two, I talked to my Nigerian business associates, and they assure me that you did indeed win, twice. Unfortunately, that damn Big Government in Washington taxed away all your winnings in order to pay for Obamacare for illegal aliens. So there was nothing left to send you.


Banditos: "Hey Gringo, we want Obamacare for our anchor babies."

Yes, I know that you already prepaid the taxes just as you were instructed, but those tax-and-spend Democrats raised taxes a second time, leaving you with nothing. There is just no end to the evil of the Obama administration.

Fortunately, when President Sarah Palin takes office, Obamacare, Medicaid and Social Security will be repealed. Income tax rates will then drop to zero (for anyone earning over $10 million/year).

[randomperson321]

I can't tell if your serious about believing that email.

You realize it is a scam to get your bank account information.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Originally Posted by randomperson321

I can't tell if your serious about believing that email.

You realize it is a scam to get your bank account information.

Person 321,
Why are you trying to get me to believe that My God is not favoring me for some reason or the other. I do not doubt that he is a giving Deity, a Loving God, that needs no reason, other than his own choice, to bestow gifts upon his True Followers. While I have never once prayed to be the King of Nigeria, or any other country for that matter, The Lord has decided it was the path for me. If this is my fate then I will follow it. WhatTrue Christian™ wouldn't? Also God could have tested me in other ways, taken everything I own or possess, destroyed every good thing in my life and I would gladly accept that fate as well because I would know it was only a test for me to prove my devotion.

[Benedict A. Davis]

MR.LAMINDO SANUSI
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR,
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TELE:+234-818-009-104-5

I have begun to gather the information as requested by Mr.Sanusi after speaking to him on the telephone. What a businessman he is too. When calling I thought I had called the wrong number as there was so much background noise I was hearing, people shouting, a baby crying and what sounded like somebody watching a television, it sounded like Pretty Woman, I believe. Well it turned out that Mr Sanusi had mistakenly sent me his home phone number and also he said that business executives in Nigeria often made that same mistake.

Once we cleared up this misunderstanding Mr Sanusi showed me why he was the Executive Governor, of the Central Bank of Nigeria. He was all business. He was willing to take all my information right then and there and this guy was working off the top of his head as he told me all information is treated as confidential and kept in the bank's biggest vault while the bank is closed in the Evenings. He seemed to remember everything about my case though, the man must have a fantastic mind, it will be a pleasure doing continued business with him. Thank you Lord for involving such a good man to guide my future interests in Nigeria and the work you want me to accomplish. Amen.

I don't want to bother Mr Sanusi, as it seems he is so busy, but I am unsure about the information he requires to continue his efforts in Nigeria. He states he wanted me to supply ''banking information''. Should I send him information on my personal or my business account. I hate asking on an open forum but as many of you know my business manager Mr. Weisberg is still MIA since leaving his New Jersey office one night last month, under suspicious circumstances, so I can't ask him. A couple of his newer clients, that I know of are screaming about something called a Ponzi scheme, they say they can't even access their accounts set up with with him but I have no issues and he has always made me money.
Well you know what they say about getting into something when it first starts up.

Well one thing I can be sure of, The Lord will show me the way.
YIC

[randomperson321]

If you insist on giving him banking information I would use personal. don't want your business to find out you are leaving to Nigeria, they want to keep you in America as I am sure you are a fine manager there.

Just fyi the spelt LAMINDO SANUSI wrong. That is a clue that it is merely a test.

[HTannor]

Originally Posted by randomperson321

If you insist on giving him banking information I would use personal. don't want your business to find out you are leaving to Nigeria, they want to keep you in America as I am sure you are a fine manager there.

Just fyi the spelt LAMINDO SANUSI wrong. That is a clue that it is merely a test.

This is just a thought, Brother Davis. Tread carefully when being given advice by Unsaved Trash.

I, personally, have had many contacts with executives in the Nigerian banking, mining, and insurance industries. Someday soon I'm sure I will reap great rewards because of this.

Outside of that joo, Bernie Madoff, I've very much inclined to place a great deal of trust upon those that have risen to executive positions. Although none of them have not said so directly, I'm sure most have MBAs from places like Whartons or Harvard and are just to modest to brag about it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis

I send him information on my personal or my business account. I hate asking on an open forum but as many of you know my business manager Mr. Weisberg is still MIA since leaving his New Jersey office one night last month, under suspicious circumstances, so I can't ask him. A couple of his newer clients, that I know of are screaming about something called a Ponzi scheme, they say they can't even access their accounts set up with with him but I have no issues and he has always made me money.

I would suggest you use that investment account as the bank information. That way, when the money is transferred, Mr. Weisberg can manage it for you!

[Benedict A. Davis]

[QUOTE=Rev. M. Rodimer;731315]I would suggest you use that investment account as the bank information. That way, when the money is transferred, Mr. Weisberg can manage it for you! [/QUOTETThat would have been my first choice as well but as I said Mr. Weisberg seems to be missing, seems like he has fallen off the face of the Earth as it were.When I last met with him he mentioned expanding his business to doing some major investing for some Truckers Union in New York city. Maybe he is on the road doing research to expand this latest business venture. Also I got a letter from the FTC telling me they had suspended his trading rights and it was in my best interest to have Mr. Weisberg's access to my accounts restricted until this possible ponzi mess is all cleaned up.

Do you know if the joos have any holidays that would cause them to go on some kind of pilgrimage for an extended period of time like the magical underwear crowd ? I think he is a bit old to volunteer a year on one of those keybutzes, he is 72 years old this year.

Note to 123, Thank you for that information about the Name, I asked him about that and he said it must have been someone in the typing pool playing some kind of bad joke, said it happens all the time and the sid employee would be chastised properly as soon as he works out which one in the pool did it.