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Default Lets invite President Trump to the annual Landover Witch Hunt! - 03-31-2021, 08:38 AM

President Trump was always complaining that he was a victim of left wing socialist witch hunts. And he was right. So wouldn't it be neat for President Trump to participate in an actual witch hunt, along with the Pastors and True Christians™ of Landover Baptist Church! It's one of the most exciting times of the year, but we would have to get in quick because the Trumps are overwhelmed by scheduling requests. There's a form to be filled out ASAP

Scheduling Request | The Office of Donald J. Trump (45office.com)


If he charges for the attendance we can just take it off the loan he got from the Aeroplane sub committee.


Mayor Johny, is this something which Council would consider?


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Default Re: Lets invite President Trump to the annual Landover Witch Hunt! - 03-31-2021, 01:37 PM

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President Trump was always complaining that he was a victim of left wing socialist witch hunts. And he was right. So wouldn't it be neat for President Trump to participate in an actual witch hunt, along with the Pastors and True Christians™ of Landover Baptist Church! It's one of the most exciting times of the year, but we would have to get in quick because the Trumps are overwhelmed by scheduling requests. There's a form to be filled out ASAP
Scheduling Request | The Office of Donald J. Trump (45office.com)
If he charges for the attendance we can just take it off the loan he got from the Aeroplane sub committee.
Mayor Johny, is this something which Council would consider?
Phil
The New Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee met yesterday to address your question, Phil. As you know, The Committee loaned President Trump campaign one million dollars in 2016. The campaign promised to pay us back as soon as he was elected. For reasons that are not clear, we have not been paid back. However, we remain optimistic.

The Committee decided yes, we would accept President Trump's appearance at the witch hunt as partial payment of his loan. We are hoping the event could be a fund raiser for Pastor Zeke's Airbus. As I recall the tradition of these witch hunts is the accused woman's assets are seized and auctioned off. The Committee would like at least some of these proceeds.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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