[eliot mayfield]

I see the forecast for "Derby Day" is thunderstorms and very bad weather. We should pray that one of God's Fingers (tornado) wipes out the Kentucky Derby and concentrates on the infield.
The Kentucky Derby infield is Saddam and Gomorrah personified for the modern age. Let us pray God deals with them accordingly!

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

I see the forecast for "Derby Day" is thunderstorms and very bad weather. We should pray that one of God's Fingers (tornado) wipes out the Kentucky Derby and concentrates on the infield.
The Kentucky Derby infield is Saddam and Gomorrah personified for the modern age. Let us pray God deals with them accordingly!

Really? I've never been, but I thought they went very traditional at the Derby. Ladies dressing properly, wearing beautiful hats and drinking mint juleps.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

I have been concerned for years regarding the 'randy' dwarfs they have ride the horses. Rumors of their debaucheries following the races are legendary.

And disturbingly, they appear to be mostly of the homer variety.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Is it any coincidence that bestiality is completely legal in the state of Kentucky?

[James Dewitt]

Great after I wagered $25,000 dollars on Mine That Bird, at 50 to 1 odds you tell me its wrong, I guess I will just give it to Jesus and ask that He forgive me.

[Nobar King]

I'm not sure why, but I'm joining you in prayer for whatever reason.

[eliot mayfield]

I'm afraid I'm going to have to post some photos from the "Sinfield" Ladies, please leave the thread now.







A quote from the former louisville now in Hell Hunter s Thompson:

"That whole thing will be jammed with people; fifty thousand or so, and most of them staggering drunk. It's a fantastic scene--thousands of people fainting, crying, copulating, trampling each other, and fighting with broken whiskey bottles."

And the Homosexuals blatantly advertise!

[BelieverInGod]

Sweet Lord!

I think I'd rather dine with the horses, they're better mannered and probably better house trained.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

And the Homosexuals blatantly advertise!

I am glad God gave us AIDS to kill these extreme sinners.

[eliot mayfield]

Jesus is listening to us! Continue praying!

2010 Kentucky Derby at Risk for Severe Thunderstorms, Flooding, Tornado

Flooding rain, violent thunderstorms and a tornado outbreak are among the concerns AccuWeather.com meteorologists have this weekend for the Ohio and lower Mississippi valleys, including Churchill Downs and the Kentucky Derby Saturday.

http://www.accuweather.com/blogs/new...-risk-fo-1.asp

[Cranky Old Man]

Shout GLORY !!!

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Is it any coincidence that bestiality is completely legal in the state of Kentucky?

I was not aware of this. I will pray for a tornado now! It shall hit the Kentucky Derbey, so help me God.

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

Jesus is listening to us! Continue praying!

http://www.accuweather.com/blogs/new...-risk-fo-1.asp

Praise Jesus

He always answers the prayers of the faithful!

[Nobar King]

After seeing those pictures I'm doubling my prayers. Can you keep us updated with the odds?

[eliot mayfield]

http://www.whas11.com/sports/derby-h...-92543099.html

They know God's wrath is coming!

Louisville, Ky. (WHAS11) - It's not been often over the years that Churchill Downs calls a news conference about the weather.

But that happened Friday afternoon as the track, along with local emergency authorities talked about Saturday's storm system, the heavy rain and Churchill's plan in case they need to get people out of there quickly.
Officials gathered to discuss options should severe weather strike Saturday while up to 100,000 people are in the infield of Churchill Downs.
The National Weather Service, law enforcement, the National Guard and Metrosafe officials met to discuss different emergency plans should the weather turn especially ugly.

[eliot mayfield]

You can follow it live here while you're praying. Look at that front! Praise Jesus!
http://www.whas11.com/weather/radar?...7367&img=2&c=y

[eliot mayfield]

I don't hear enough praying!!! Come on let's get with it!
That storm front is growing in intensity! Do you want to be the one who has to explain to Jesus why you didn't pray hard enough?
Pray, people, pray!

[Dirk]

I am praying as we speak. Any specific verse you want us to read together?

2 Samual 7:27
For thou, O LORD of hosts, God of Israel, hast revealed to thy servant, saying, I will build thee an house: therefore hath thy servant found in his heart to pray this prayer unto thee.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Oh LORD, we beseech You who art in Heaven, to destroy this pit of debauchery. LORD, my friend told me a story from about 10 years ago about getting fellatio on the infield from some intoxicated harlot. I rebuke that sort of behavior in Your holy name, oh LORD. I beg you to show Your displeasure at such evils as women running around topless and showing sinners their cooters for a few hits off a joint by sending a tornado.

In Christ's Holy name,
A sinner who has never been to 4th street.

[eliot mayfield]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Black

Oh LORD, we beseech You who art in Heaven, to destroy this pit of debauchery. LORD, my friend told me a story from about 10 years ago about getting fellatio on the infield from some intoxicated harlot. I rebuke that sort of behavior in Your holy name, oh LORD. I beg you to show Your displeasure at such evils as women running around topless and showing sinners their cooters for a few hits off a joint by sending a tornado.

In Christ's Holy name,
A sinner who has never been to 4th street.

I have been to 4th street! The countdown is ON! Come on people, we can do it!

(hmmm, looks like the front is almost there now, a little tto early, but a tornado would stop it from ever starting! Even better!)