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Question Are Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg secret gay lovers? - 05-29-2019, 03:14 PM

In this interview, Pete Buttigieg is given endless opportunities to attack Joe Biden. The interviewer is basically pushing him to attack Joe Biden. Yet look what happens:




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Default Re: Are Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg secret gay lovers? - 05-29-2019, 03:33 PM

I don't have much information on who those are, but I would say yes given the general state of degeneration of the US and particularly democrats.


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Default Re: Are Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg secret gay lovers? - 05-29-2019, 03:53 PM

Mayor Pete has a "husband," and he doesn't strike me as an adulteress. Mr. O'Biden seems to direct his inappropriate behavior toward the weaker gender. Of course, that's his public persona. Behind closed doors, who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?


I have been behind those closed doors many times and I have witnessed evil. I can say without hesitation, however, that Joe and Pete have never been in any of the back rooms or dark alleys where I go to fish for men (for Christ). I'll keep feelers out and report anything I see or hear. Let's hold both of these poor democrats up in prayer so that Jesus will change them into Republicans, helping His Most Gracious Leader Donald J Trump to win the Kingship in 2020.


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Default Re: Are Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg secret gay lovers? - 05-29-2019, 07:18 PM

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I do believe you are correct there, 100%, dear Brother Thurmond -- absolutely, without any doubt. A picture is worth a thousand words, and I'll let this one do the talking.

A blessed day to you, dear Brother Jeb.
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Default Re: Are Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg secret gay lovers? - 05-29-2019, 10:14 PM

I'm in politics and recognize political code language. I hear Buttigieg telling Biden, "If you'd like a secret get together I'd like one too."

We have to remember both these guys are Democrats. They have no moral values. Homerism is just as moral to them as the one man and one woman that the Bible requires.


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Devil Re: Are Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg secret gay lovers? - 05-30-2019, 02:43 AM

I don't like to imagine what goes on at the Democratic National Convention. Drugs, orgies, bestiality, sadomasochism, pedophilia, bisexuality, human sacrifice, cannibalism, desecration of Bibles and flags, Satan worship, I'm sure it's all fair game and would make the Marquis de Sade blush. While I have no idea if Joe Biden and Pete Buttcheek have sinned together, they have sinned separately, and when the Democratic Crime Syndicate gets together, I'm sure they'll be coupled at some point in the whirlwind of unfathomably depraved anonymous sex.


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I don't like to imagine what goes on at the Democratic National Convention. Drugs, orgies, bestiality, sadomasochism, pedophilia, bisexuality, human sacrifice, cannibalism, desecration of Bibles and flags, Satan worship, I'm sure it's all fair game and would make the Marquis de Sade blush. While I have no idea if Joe Biden and Pete Buttcheek have sinned together, they have sinned separately, and when the Democratic Crime Syndicate gets together, I'm sure they'll be coupled at some point in the whirlwind of unfathomably depraved anonymous sex.
Brother Dennis,

When the Ex-Gay group convenes at your establishment, the topics above will be discussed in great detail as a reminder of the things they no longer participate in. It's really touching and I so wish I could be there. Of course, why would I attend since I'm not an Ex Gay? LOL


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When the Ex-Gay group convenes at your establishment, the topics above will be discussed in great detail as a reminder of the things they no longer participate in. It's really touching and I so wish I could be there. Of course, why would I attend since I'm not an Ex Gay? LOL


Did they send in their deposit yet?
I certainly haven't forgotten our arrangement, but I'm glad you reminded me about the deposit. They did indeed send the check. It cleared and everything, but there was something about it that I found to be concerning:





As you can clearly see, they have mistaken the name of my establishment as the Blood of Christ Hotel, not the Blood of Christ Motel. I hope they're not counting on swimming pools and continental breakfasts on the premises. There is, however, a swimming hole in the woods nearby and a Perkins restaurant in the next town over.


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Default Re: Are Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg secret gay lovers? - 06-01-2019, 08:31 PM

As long as the swimming hole is private we should be fine. I mean THEY. Just can’t have the other guests interrupting the remembrance service or the baptism. They will pay heavy deposits for that guarantee although I am sure money is not your motivator.

As for the check, I imagine they were trying to get rid of old ones and thought there was no point in wasting a perfectly good instrument. I know there was nothing sinister about it since the Lord has delivered each one from darkness. In fact that picture looks like Brucie, the club treasurer.

Take care Brother.

PS: Are the rooms fairly soundproof? They love to shout when they are in the mood.


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As you can clearly see, they have mistaken the name of my establishment as the Blood of Christ Hotel, not the Blood of Christ Motel.
Maybe it was a Cyrillic code - a Russian Н for No tell. Please, I don't know anything about this! My lips are sealed!


Anyway, I'm sure there's something going on between Joe Bidet and Pete Buttplug, no doubts there!
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I say if two people love each other they should be together. Regardless of gender
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I say if two people love each other they should be together. Regardless of gender


The Bible disagrees. We are not supposed to love our immediate family.

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If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Obviously, regarding Ephesians 5:25-28, this issue is complicated, but we can definitely state that your suggestion - albeit probably made with good intentions that still lead to Hellfire - is contrary to the Will of God. Is there any particular reason why we should follow your advice instead of Jesus's?




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The Bible disagrees. We are not supposed to love our immediate family.

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Obviously, regarding Ephesians 5:25-28, this issue is complicated, but we can definitely state that your suggestion - albeit probably made with good intentions that still lead to Hellfire - is contrary to the Will of God. Is there any particular reason why we should follow your advice instead of Jesus's?




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first of all. It’s a book. A few hundred pages of garbage in between cardboard and fake leather.
Second of all. I don’t think Jesus is exactly in a position to stop to dudes making love sweet love under the sheets.
Thirdly. Do you actually do anything besides sit here and preach your crap. Seriously. Find yourself a pretty woman, or a handsome man.
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first of all. It’s a book.
As is Das Kapital, and On the Origin of Species, to name 2 books that define the Atheist religion. So what?


Ours is written by God, that is the difference.


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Nothing is fake in my Bible. Even the leather is true.


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Second of all. I don’t think Jesus is exactly in a position to stop to dudes making love sweet love under the sheets.

Jesus is always there, watching you having sex with other men. And He is crying, because He doesn't understand why are you so mean with Him.


1 Corinthians 6:9 - Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

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Thirdly. Do you actually do anything besides sit here and preach your crap. Seriously. Find yourself a pretty woman, or a handsome man.

No, I have to pray without ceasing:



1 Thessalonians 5:17 - Pray without ceasing.


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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As is Das Kapital, and On the Origin of Species, to name 2 books that define the Atheist religion. So what?


Ours is written by God, that is the difference.


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Jesus is always there, watching you having sex with other men. And He is crying, because He doesn't understand why are you so mean with Him.


1 Corinthians 6:9 - Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,




No, I have to pray without ceasing:



1 Thessalonians 5:17 - Pray without ceasing.
Jesus is crying? Not very inspiring for your “savour”
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Would Him killing you with His mouth-sword* and sending your sorry ass to Hell be more impressive?


*actually in the Bible (in the parts that no pastor [except True Christian™ pastors like those here at Landover] ever mentions)



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Would Him killing you with His mouth-sword* and sending your sorry ass to Hell be more impressive?


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yeah probably. just think about it. a sword made of lips. that would be awesome. hopefully they are male lips. that would be hot
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yeah probably. just think about it. a sword made of lips. that would be awesome. hopefully they are male lips. that would be hot
What is wrong with you? If you picked up a KJV 1611 Bible and read Revelation 1:16 and 19:15, you'd know what the atheist was talking about. Also, I would suggest that you watch the language around here since there are ladies present.
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I don’t think Jesus is exactly in a position to stop to dudes making love sweet love under the sheets.
Try telling that to the Hapsburg Empire. Oh right, you can't, because God destroyed them for allowing a sodomite in their halls of power.
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Default Re: Are Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg secret gay lovers? - 06-13-2019, 06:20 PM

What a cute ticket they'll make. Booty-judge and Joe Blinded-by-facials.

In 2016 Democrats were scapegoating white midwestern men for Hillary's failure. In 2020 it's going to be blacks and immigrants staying home, because they won't vote for a gay guy.

It's going to be hilarious seeing the dems trying to blame that on white people. I tried to research examples of pro-heterosexual rappers, but I found was endless hit-pieces accusing the one and only white rapper of hating gays. Even though he's performed with gays for all of his careers and supported gay "marriage" before most of the authors did. Obvious racial double-standard in the first 100 or so google hits.

So much hate in that party. They scapegoated straight people in 2004, Greens in 2000, law abiding people in 1988, everybody outside of Massachusetts in 1980, anyone who bathed in 1972, you have to go back to 1968 to find them admitting that they lost because of themselves.

The only thing the democrats change is who they scapegoat after each failure. Being a Democrat must be like one of those multiplayer shooter games where you automatically change nationality every round, until you can't remember who is friend and foe so you just end up shooting everybody.


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