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Re: What's for Lunch? -
03-19-2013, 04:48 PM
a healthy treat when Mr. Keeper comes home for his lunch:
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
03-19-2013, 10:06 PM
Jello's going to go out of business when you and Mr. Keeper go to Heaven.
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
03-20-2013, 04:58 PM
Hee hee, Mrs. Keeper, you wouldn't happen to have a barbeque Jell-O recipe, would you? I wonder if Johnathan would like those? He's so picky, eats a pulled pork sandwich every day!
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
03-21-2013, 04:07 PM
Who wants some freshly baked banana nut bread?
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
03-22-2013, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Who wants some freshly baked banana nut bread?
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Are you a queer or something? Only a limpwrist would bake "banana nut bread."
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
03-22-2013, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Only a limpwrist would bake "banana nut bread."
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I'm sorry, I was not aware of that It is the easiest thing to bake, though. Are brownies better?
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
03-22-2013, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Who wants some freshly baked banana nut bread?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Are you a queer or something? Only a limpwrist would bake "banana nut bread."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa
I'm sorry, I was not aware of that It is the easiest thing to bake, though. Are brownies better?
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
03-22-2013, 05:55 PM
Whipped Mayo & Shrimp congealed in a Ring of Lemon Gelatine, bedazzled with skewered Shrimp & Prunes, then filled with a bountiful amount of overcooked Asparagus. A jaunty Dill Sprig finishes the dish delightfully!
It's SHRIMP-SATIONAL!
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
03-23-2013, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Who wants some freshly baked banana nut bread?
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Did your wife bake it?
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
03-23-2013, 09:02 PM
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Did your wife bake it?
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I'm not a man, neither a lesbian, so no, I baked it myself
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
03-23-2013, 09:14 PM
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I'm not a man, neither a lesbian, so no, I baked it myself
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You're not a man? Oh.....
I just thought with the avatar of someone copying the Bible...... after all that was done by monks......
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
03-23-2013, 09:20 PM
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I just thought with the avatar of someone copying the Bible...... after all that was done by monks......
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Yeah, I probably should change it to something more suitable. I'll think of something
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-28-2015, 11:45 PM
I don't know why, but I have this strange craving for some scrambled eggs.
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-29-2015, 09:55 AM
Are you sure the local heathen kids didn't paint those eggs for Easter. I'd be very careful of them - they could be infested with anything! Even rectal demons!
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
04-30-2015, 12:06 AM
Sister, this is why you keep chickens... My husband always wants his 4 eggs and 8 pieces of bacon every morning along with a pound of potatoes and half a dozen biscuits and gravy...
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
05-14-2015, 07:10 PM
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Sister, this is why you keep chickens... My husband always wants his 4 eggs and 8 pieces of bacon every morning along with a pound of potatoes and half a dozen biscuits and gravy...
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Oh, Sister Elizabeth, you shouldn't have mentioned chicken, now I want to eat chicken.
Do you think these are ready to harvest, or should I wait a week or so?
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
05-14-2015, 09:40 PM
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Oh, Sister Elizabeth, you shouldn't have mentioned chicken, now I want to eat chicken.
Do you think these are ready to harvest, or should I wait a week or so?
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Wait for the mother to get back and bag her, those small ones will make for appies while the mother is cooking. HA...put them in the microwave alive, see what happens
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
05-15-2015, 01:36 AM
Sister, while by no means, will I disagree with a TC man, I'd suggest putting them in an enclosed cage in some back corner of your property and let them be for several months, giving them water weekly. That way, they can do pest control for you, and then you'll have wonderfully fat birds. Good things come with time. " But if we hope for that we see not, [then] do we with patience wait for [it]." Romans 8:25
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Elizabeth
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Re: What's for Lunch? -
05-15-2015, 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Kitchen Keepin
Whipped Mayo & Shrimp congealed in a Ring of Lemon Gelatine, bedazzled with skewered Shrimp & Prunes, then filled with a bountiful amount of overcooked Asparagus. A jaunty Dill Sprig finishes the dish delightfully!
It's SHRIMP-SATIONAL!
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Sister! Have you forgotten Leviticus 11:10? "And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which [is] in the waters, they [shall be] an abomination unto you:" God commands us to not eat shellfish because they are unclean.
Your Sister in Christ,
Elizabeth
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