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Default Introduction - 04-12-2015, 09:48 PM

I am ConcernedIndiviual

You guys shouldn't fear anything, fear causes injustice.

Also, the values you present on this site are less than ideal.

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Default Re: Introduction - 04-12-2015, 09:55 PM

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You guys shouldn't fear anything, fear causes injustice.
We only fear God, nothing else.

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Also, the values you present on this site are less than ideal.
From an Atheist perspective, yes. These values correspond 1:1 to God's Word.


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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Introduction - 04-12-2015, 09:58 PM

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...You guys shouldn't fear anything, fear causes injustice...
What about fearing God?

Hey, fun game for you: search an online Bible for the phrases "love God" and "fear God". The results may enlighten you.



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Default Re: Introduction - 04-12-2015, 09:59 PM

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We only fear God, nothing else.
You still have fear, and that causes injustice.

Fear of God is still fear.

If you fear your God, why not pick a different religion?

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From an Atheist perspective, yes. These values correspond 1:1 to God's Word.
Atheists?! In my house?!

Atheists lack a belief, and are empty inside. Therefore they try to fill their belief sized hole with science (not to hate on science though) and militancy and hatred of religion.

New Age is pretty deluded to be honest.
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Default Re: Introduction - 04-12-2015, 10:18 PM

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Default Re: Introduction - 04-12-2015, 10:22 PM

You're a pagan! Why are you killing cats, raping virginal young girls, following cannabalism and other such atrocities! Repent and accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior before I through up at the thought of your horrid actions.


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Default Re: Introduction - 04-12-2015, 10:29 PM

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I am ConcernedIndiviual

You guys shouldn't fear anything, fear causes injustice.

Also, the values you present on this site are less than ideal.

- ConcernedIndiviual, an Activist Independent White Pagan (not an atheist)
Dear Demon;

You are the one who should be in fear. If you had any god-given sense you would be terrified of what Jesus is planning for you.

This is a Christian forum. Unsaved NOT welcome.

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Introduction - 04-12-2015, 10:37 PM

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Fear of God is still fear.
Yes.... and? God provides us with a shield against anything that can hurt us in this life or the next.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.

I'd say that on balance, we have a LOT less to fear than your average atheist.

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If you fear your God, why not pick a different religion?
Because we don't want to go to Hell.

Besides, what you're saying comes down to: if you don't like that gravity pulls objects down (towards the Earth), then why now just reject Newtonian Physics? It doesn't work that way

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Atheists lack a belief, and are empty inside.
On the contrary, they are very rich with beliefs. If they truly had a spiritual vacuum, then just like with a real vacuum, it would suck up air to get the pressure right again. Instead, it's filled with its own set of beliefs, much of them involving active hate towards God.

Sometimes people claim that being an Atheist is like not having collecting stamps as your hobby, but I'm going to demur on this one: the people who do not collect stamps aren't out there burning down churches of those who do!

It's a united and ongoing effort. And it makes us cry because we can all go to Heaven, but people don't want to. Why not? It doesn't make sense. The effort is so minimal and so rewarding. Why would people fill their hearts with so much hate?

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Therefore they try to fill their belief sized hole with science (not to hate on science though) and militancy and hatred of religion.
I'd say Scientism. Real Christian Science confirms everything in the KJV 1611 Bible. But if you hijack science, then you can come to seemingly contradictory conclusions.

For example, have you noticed how they stopped calling it "global warming" now that we're actually getting more snow!? No, they just rename it to "climate change". Sigh. Oh, and don't get me started on the various "scientists" caught fudging the numbers on their "research".

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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Introduction - 04-12-2015, 10:45 PM

Why do you think I'm deluded and a witch?

I'm certainly not a witch, or a warlock, or a sorcerer, or a wizard, or a cleric, or a ranger, or a bard, or a paladin, or an eldritch knight, or an arcane trickster, or an artificer, or an erudite, or an ardent, or a truenamer, or a swordmage, or a Blackguard.

I don't cast spells.
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Default Re: Introduction - 04-12-2015, 10:48 PM

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Why do you think I'm deluded and a witch
Are you sure your Pagan?

A cursory glance on the internet reveals this from "Pegan Proud":

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/292874781988211987/

or how about this one:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/415597871833206434/

We did not make that up, Pagans did.


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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Introduction - 04-12-2015, 10:50 PM

Wiccans are a branch of Pagans that do rituals and spells.

I'm not Wiccan myself, though witch is the most accurate description you can give a Wiccan.

Also, the pentagram is a symbol of Paganism (as long as it piffleing points up, down is for Satanists)
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Default Re: Introduction - 04-12-2015, 10:52 PM

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Wiccans are a branch of Pagans that do rituals and spells.

I'm not Wiccan myself, though witch is the most accurate description you can give a Wiccan.

Also, the pentagram is a symbol of Paganism (as long as it piffleing points up, down is for Satanists)
Blah, blah, blah. All that boils down to you being a witch.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Introduction - 04-12-2015, 10:53 PM

Why would you want to be Pagan?

That is like wanting to be a gardener (close to nature) when you can be lord of the mansion and the whole estate.

Think big boy! As Americans we like big, biggest, BEST. And Heaven ain't got no gardener positions. Hell does though. Lots of trimming to do there, like the bush of Suffragettes.


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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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fear causes injustice.
What? Where did you dream that one up from?
Please provide scriptural support for your argument.


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Default Re: Introduction - 04-12-2015, 10:57 PM

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Blah, blah, blah. All that boils down to you being a witch.
In the 21st century, burning of witches is considered 1st degree murder.

So don't piffling burn me.

I enjoy being close to nature, it fills my spirit with fey energy.

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Please provide scriptural support for your argument.
Why do people blow up buildings? It causes fear.

Some people have killed in cold blood in fear.

Adolf Hitler feared the Jews would worsen the world, so he committed the act of genocide against them.



It is preposterous that you need Scripture for everything, not every fact of the universe comes in a book you know.
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Why do people blow up buildings? It causes fear.
Dont by mooslims, not Christians.


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Some people have killed in cold blood in fear.
And some people have died from drinking too much water. Should we stop drinking water now?

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Adolf Hitler feared the Jews would worsen the world, so he committed the act of genocide against them.
Adolph Hitler is THE prime example of an evolutionist atheist. Are you sure you want to use that as an argument here?

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It is preposterous that you need Scripture for everything, not every fact of the universe comes in a book you know.
Then how are you going to cross-check if something is or is not mandated by God? Just because someone "feels" something is right does not make it so. We need an independent and correct source and that is what the KJV 1611 Bible provides us.

If you do not like that premise, then you do not understand or respect Christianity.

Instead of having sex with trees and rolling in the dirt like a pig, why not come to Heaven with us? It's grand fun!


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Matthew 7:22
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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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I pray it's not too late to leave your abysmal religion before you get too fat and too ugly and give up all hope and live a life of despair and loneliness. Perhaps you'd like to come on over to the womens' forum. We might be able to help you look a little better, and then feel better about yourself.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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I pray it's not too late to leave your abysmal religion before you get too fat and too ugly and give up all hope and live a life of despair and loneliness. Perhaps you'd like to come on over to the womens' forum. We might be able to help you look a little better, and then feel better about yourself.

I'm sorry I can't accept your request.

I'm a man.
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Wiccans are a branch of Pagans that do rituals and spells.

I'm not Wiccan myself, though witch is the most accurate description you can give a Wiccan.

Also, the pentagram is a symbol of Paganism (as long as it piffleing points up, down is for Satanists)
Hello, Mr. Concerned. I've been reading your posts with some interest. However, I'm afraid that you do not know what paganism is. By stating "I'm a Pagan" you're identifying yourself as a "heathen," which is something that no pagan or heathen would do.

"Paganism" is basically a derogatory term given by followers of one religion to followers of other religions. There is/was no one single pagan religion - this term was generously applied by Christians to followers of many traditional European religions; religions which did not belong to Judeo-Christian tradition but venerated a variety of locally worshiped deities instead.

Followers of these religions have been systematically exterminated in the Middle Ages. Hence, there are no pagans today - at best, there are some neo-pagans, who are people who basically whitewashed historical and archaeological data about pagan religions, eliminating such important pillars of these religions as human sacrifice.

In conclusion, you're not a pagan, Mr. Concerned. Rather, you're a neo-pagan wannabe, either completely ignorant about history or a liar who tries to hide that dark, bloody history.

So, which one are you, Mr. "Pagan?"


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Hello, Mr. Concerned. I've been reading your posts with some interest. However, I'm afraid that you do not know what paganism is. By stating "I'm a Pagan" you're identifying yourself as a "heathen," which is something that no pagan or heathen would do.

"Paganism" is basically a derogatory term given by followers of one religion to followers of other religions. There is/was no one single pagan religion - this term was generously applied by Christians to followers of many traditional European religions; religions which did not belong to Judeo-Christian tradition but venerated a variety of locally worshiped deities instead.

Followers of these religions have been systematically exterminated in the Middle Ages. Hence, there are no pagans today - at best, there are some neo-pagans, who are people who basically whitewashed historical and archaeological data about pagan religions, eliminating such important pillars of these religions as human sacrifice.

In conclusion, you're not a pagan, Mr. Concerned. Rather, you're a neo-pagan wannabe, either completely ignorant about history or a liar who tries to hide that dark, bloody history.

So, which one are you, Mr. "Pagan?"
Okay, you had me.

I'm not actually pagan, but my pants are on fire when it comes to religion.

I'm deist, okay?
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