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Jesus Lol - 07-07-2015, 06:50 AM

How are you guys still... well not relevant at all. lol. I argued with you zealots back when I was a kid in '08. This is similar to the flat earth people lol. I bet you get quite a few less visitors than what you did back then. Bye religious zealot bots
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Default Re: Lol - 07-07-2015, 06:53 AM

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...I argued with you zealots...
Did you use nothing but fallacies then, too? If not, you weren't arguing, just having a tantrum.



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Default Re: Lol - 07-07-2015, 07:29 AM

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How are you guys still... well not relevant at all. lol. I argued with you zealots back when I was a kid in '08. This is similar to the flat earth people lol. I bet you get quite a few less visitors than what you did back then. Bye religious zealot bots
Jesus has never been more relevant, young lady. Have you read the news papers recently?

Queers can get married now! Do you think Jesus wants that?

You need to check your privileges.

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Default Re: Lol - 07-07-2015, 08:23 AM

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How are you guys still... well not relevant at all. lol. I argued with you zealots back when I was a kid in '08. This is similar to the flat earth people lol. I bet you get quite a few less visitors than what you did back then. Bye religious zealot bots
What was your username back then? I might remember you...


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Default Re: Lol - 07-07-2015, 09:45 AM

Hello young lady, what brought you back to us? Are you unhappy with your life of sin?


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Default Re: Lol - 07-07-2015, 12:00 PM

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How are you guys still... well not relevant at all. lol. I argued with you zealots back when I was a kid in '08. This is similar to the flat earth people lol. I bet you get quite a few less visitors than what you did back then. Bye religious zealot bots




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Default Re: Lol - 07-07-2015, 01:09 PM

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How are you guys still... well not relevant at all. lol. I argued with you zealots back when I was a kid in '08. This is similar to the flat earth people lol. I bet you get quite a few less visitors than what you did back then. Bye religious zealot bots


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Default Re: Lol - 07-09-2015, 12:12 AM

Nope, as long as Jesus is relevant (aka eternity), we are around! I joined back in 2014, and this is still a used site! Praise Jesus!


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