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The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 03:13 AM
A church in Indiana recieved a letter from the NFL this week in regards to their use of the word "Super Bowl" in a church event, the charging of admission to watch the big game at the church and the projection of the live game on a movie screen, which are apparently illegal and infringe on registered copyrights.
It is abundantly obvious that the NFL is out to get these churches, effectively shutting them down. And why wouldn't they? Church is a competitor in the ratings with the NFL. NFL games are only played on Sunday mornings and church celebrations also only occur on Sunday mornings. This is just another example of Godless businesses muscling out the little guys.
I, as well as the folks at World Net Daily are appalled at this slap in the face to Jesus. As a response and a demonstration of civil disobidience against Christian racism, I, Wash O'Hanley will be charging 15 dollars per person to watch the Super Bowl at my "Wash O'Hanley's Super Bowl Party", which will be advertised in the newspaper and chruch newsletter. I fully expect the NFL and their anti-God hate-machine to try and take me down, but with God on my side I shall prosper.
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 03:21 AM
That's pretty insane, Why would I pay $15 to go to your hose when I can just watch the Super Bowl at my house for free! (Not counting the T.V. bill) But dude haven't you ever heard of Monday night Football? They don't happen on a Sunday they happen on a Monday so no, the NFL is not racist against you.
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 03:26 AM
I normally prefer not to watch big, muscular men in tight pants running around, but to make a point in favor of Christiany, I shall be there, Brother Wash!
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Lone Wolf
That's pretty insane, Why would I pay $15 to go to your hose when I can just watch the Super Bowl at my house for free! (Not counting the T.V. bill) But dude haven't you ever heard of Monday night Football? They don't happen on a Sunday they happen on a Monday so no, the NFL is not racist against you.
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It's fairly obvious that in the 12 seconds that you came up from under the sheets where your mouth was firmly locked on your male love partner's member you wrote this incoherent trash. Back under the sheets with you!
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 05:54 AM
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Why would I pay $15 to go to your hose
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Surely his hose is worth more than $15.
I, for one know he shops at Lowes.
Sheesh, what a dolt.
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 06:02 AM
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Why would I pay $15 to go to your hose
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I didn't see that earlier. Brother Wash is not a male prostitute, you flaming homer! If he was, I'm sure he'd be worth a lot more than that, but he isn't, so get those disgusting thoughts out of your filthy Sodomite head!
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 06:07 AM
racist towards christians? wouldnt it be prejeduce(sp?)?
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 06:45 AM
We speak Jesus' language around here, Hutchoo (God bless you). I suggest you learn it.
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
We speak Jesus' language around here, Hutchoo (God bless you). I suggest you learn it.
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She's just a nippette. They can't speak proper American. Just look at that homer Hitoshi. These japs are too inbred to comprehend what Jesus wants.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley
...NFL games are only played on Sunday mornings.
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Talk about a blatant misrepresentation of the facts. The NFL never, ever plays Sunday mornings local time. They also, for the record, play Mondays, some Thursdays and some Saturdays towards season's end.
http://www.docsports.com/nfl-schedule.html
No wonder you Baptists get the Bible all wrong, you can't even read a sports schedule without messing it up.
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 12:56 PM
Why would you show such a sport in a church?
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Appelfap.
Why would you show such a sport in a church?
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To please Jesus. He loves football, not that homer sport "soccer" so popular in the eurotrash cesspool.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
To please Jesus. He loves football...
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Interesting.
How do you explain the fact that no Landovarian has ever played in the NFL then? Did it please Jesus when the Mormon quarterback Steve Young won the Super Bowl MVP and was he pleased to see Mr. Young go to the Hall of Fame?
What about that Ned Kurt Warner? Was Jesus pleased to see him lead the Rams to Super Bowl victory?
If Jesus so loves the NFL can we assume the NFL cheerleaders are not scantily clad harlots looking to sleep with large, wealthy African-American football players?
Does it please Jesus to have so many football players worship a sports trophy as life's ultimate goal?
Does it please Jesus that a Cincinnati Bengal football player is arrested every other week and that most of the rest of the league players are sporting tattoos and blinged out like gangsta's?
I admit that Jesus has a soft spot for College ball...hell, he has his own Team after all, http://und.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/...otbl-body.html but I can't see how he can look down at the NFL and be anything but appalled!!
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley
A church in Indiana recieved a letter from the NFL this week in regards to their use of the word "Super Bowl" in a church event, the charging of admission to watch the big game at the church and the projection of the live game on a movie screen, which are apparently illegal and infringe on registered copyrights.
It is abundantly obvious that the NFL is out to get these churches, effectively shutting them down. And why wouldn't they? Church is a competitor in the ratings with the NFL. NFL games are only played on Sunday mornings and church celebrations also only occur on Sunday mornings. This is just another example of Godless businesses muscling out the little guys.
I, as well as the folks at World Net Daily are appalled at this slap in the face to Jesus. As a response and a demonstration of civil disobidience against Christian racism, I, Wash O'Hanley will be charging 15 dollars per person to watch the Super Bowl at my "Wash O'Hanley's Super Bowl Party", which will be advertised in the newspaper and chruch newsletter. I fully expect the NFL and their anti-God hate-machine to try and take me down, but with God on my side I shall prosper.
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Brother, $15 is dirt tither prices. The help might even show up. Let us go all out for Jesus and make it at least $200 bucks a pop... at least. I'm going to speak with the pastors about an idea I have: We show the Super Bowl in the main church and replace those gaudy commercials with preaching and the sinful halftime show with a short, yet normal, church service. I guess the parking lot attendees can pay the measly $15 bucks and watch it on the outdoor monitors. An added bonus is that our vehicles will be scrapped of ice and snow should the weather turn ill. Hope they dress warmly.
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
He loves football.
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where in the Bible does it say THAT?
you mean Jesus ENJOYS watching two huge football players slap each other's butts on the field?
and you call soccer homer-ish?
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by mollychu
where in the Bible does it say THAT?
you mean Jesus ENJOYS watching two huge football players slap each other's butts on the field?
and you call soccer homer-ish?
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Jesus loves America best, Football is America's favorite sport, therefore Jesus loves Football.
And soccer IS a homer sport. The proof lies HERE.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Jesus loves America best, Football is America's favorite sport, therefore Jesus loves Football.
And soccer IS a homer sport. The proof lies HERE.
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You actually believe Jesus loves America and Football??
That video is no proof, it's a video made by actors!
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Appelfap.
You actually believe Jesus loves America and Football??
That video is no proof, it's a video made by actors!
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It was a video made in Belgium. That referee is a Belgian sodomite.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 03:32 PM
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It was a video made in Belgium. That referee is a Belgian sodomite.
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Ha! ALL Belgicans are french sodomites.
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Re: The NFL is racist towards Christians... -
02-03-2007, 04:00 PM
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Ha! ALL Belgicans are french sodomites.
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i thought you guys opposed racism?
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