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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 01:10 AM

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I hope the rest of you fine readers can recognize that this thread is for the single purpose of advancing the political standing of my opponent in the Freehold campaign for Mayor. While my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits, his campaign staff have taken to "political tricks", such as this one.
1. May I help remind you, mr. Mould, that this thread was created before mr. King even got the idea of running for mayor, before I even had heard of mr. King?
2. In what way exactly is this thread a "political trick?" What would be the purpose of this trick?

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The job of a Mayor in Freehold is to advance the mission of the Landover Baptist Church
Is that why you'd rather talk about religious issues in far away, frozen countries, instead of talking about the actual problems the regular Freeholdian is facing? Like the theocracy enforced by the LBC?


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 07:00 AM

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Like the theocracy enforced by the LBC?
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Why do you hate Jesus so, Cassie? He suffered and died (temporarily) for my sins.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 12:50 PM

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You say that like it's a bad thing.
Really, did I?

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Why do you hate Jesus so, Cassie? He suffered and died (temporarily) for my sins.
I do not really hate Jesus, as he probably never even existed in the first place.
If he had existed, however, I would pity him, that he had to suffer for each and every one of the unimaginable number of your sins.
Only for that, he would have to hang on that cross for ten days, I suppose.


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 01:51 PM

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Really, did I?

I do not really hate Jesus, as he probably never even existed in the first place.
If he had existed, however, I would pity him, that he had to suffer for each and every one of the unimaginable number of your sins.
Only for that, he would have to hang on that cross for ten days, I suppose.
Miss Cansandra--I feel so sad for you, an unhappy childhood here in Freehold and your current struggle to find the love of Jesus. I only hope that you can discover His love for you and realize that the important men of Freehold see girls like yourself as an important part of Freehold's future.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 02:22 PM

Sorry for maybe being naive, but I don't even understand why a liberal person is allowed to run for mayor in Freehold

I understand that you accepted him to live there because you had faith in his ability to change and to see the right path, the one that leads to Jesus (and apparently, how dissapointing he has been), but aren't there laws protecting honest people from crimes against public order?
Freehold seems to be a nice place where True Believers can pray and praise Jesus quietly, and, as usual, AS SOON as only one non-believer is accepted, that's the beginning of the problems.

I pray for my Brothers in Freehold, and hope that Jesus will protect them when the riots will inevitably happen, since Mr King's only goal seems to be the chaos.

When is the election planned? Maybe there's still time to backpedal somehow?
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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 02:29 PM

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Freehold seems to be a nice place where True Believers can pray and praise Jesus quietly, and, as usual, AS SOON as only one non-believer is accepted, that's the beginning of the problems.
Actually, there is much more dissent in Freehold than these deluded people realize. Many people here are completely fed up with these fundies imposing their inferior religious culture upon decent people. Much like Dutch-speaking Belgistani's are fed up with the French Belgistani's sitting on their lazy asses all day and living on their tax money.


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 02:43 PM

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Much like Dutch-speaking Belgistani's are fed up with the French Belgistani's sitting on their lazy asses all day and living on their tax money.
First you insult True Believers by saying that they have an inferior religious culture and that they're not decent, then you insult me by saying that I'm sitting on my lazy ass and that I live on the Dutch-speaking Katlicks tax money!!

Your knowledge in Belgium history seems to be biased (if YOU had not been so lazy, you would have made some research in what the situation was from the creation of Belgikistan up to 1968), so I can only guess that your "religious" views are too.
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First you insult True Believers by saying that they have an inferior religious culture and that they're not decent, then you insult me by saying that I'm sitting on my lazy ass and that I live on the Dutch-speaking Katlicks tax money!!
It is true that it was insulting. However, I don't think you can point out anything untrue in what I said there.

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Your knowledge in Belgium history seems to be biased (if YOU had not been so lazy, you would have made some research in what the situation was from the creation of Belgikistan up to 1968), so I can only guess that your "religious" views are too.
It seems I've really hit a nerve there, lazy Frenchman. I only tried to make it more understandable for you. However, I don't think you were born before 1968, so who cares about that?

Secondly, if you really were a "true christian," why would you care about internal struggles in your made-up country? Wouldn't both the French and Dutch go to hell? Aren't both of them catholics?

You'll fit in nice here. You are about as consistent and upright as the average christian here in Freehold.


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 03:23 PM

Pity the poor girl, Brother Philippe. It seems as though her knowledge of world history only goes back to a few years after the creation of her own religion.

Those poor wickens, honestly. Gardner, the , comes off an acid trip and writes a book about his 'religion', claiming that he's from an actual long line of wickens that goes all the way back to the Celts. Of course, even HE thought their 'religion' wasn't extensive enough and felt the need to flesh it out with ceremonies, dogma, etc. of his own invention to make it more plausible.

OUR religion has an established, written history that traces all the way back to the beginning of EVERYTHING!

Why on Earth would you want to trust your eternal salvation to the words in a book that was written less than a hundred years ago by a certifiable whackjob? Isn't it enough that the Bible already covers everything that you need to know for True Salvation?!

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I don't even understand why a liberal person is allowed to run for mayor in Freehold
It's called freedom. It's called America. A concept that might be wasted on a Frenchman like you. When Germany tried to take away your freedom once, you didn't even resist.


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It is true that it was insulting. However, I don't think you can point out anything untrue in what I said there.
Considering all the lies you've already said, I think I don't need to point out anything untrue, as it would be redundant.

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It seems I've really hit a nerve there, lazy Frenchman. I only tried to make it more understandable for you. However, I don't think you were born before 1968, so who cares about that?
I just wanted to show my Brothers how lazy YOU are. But coming from a tree-love-making witch, it's not surprising.

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Secondly, if you really were a "true christian," why would you care about internal struggles in your made-up country? Wouldn't both the French and Dutch go to hell? Aren't both of them catholics?
Of course, they'll all go to hell. Half of the country because they follow a false God, the other half because they're filthy atheists.
Who said I care about their struggle? Once again (how many times do I have to say it?), I wanted to show how lazy and biased you are.

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You'll fit in nice here. You are about as consistent and upright as the average christian here in Freehold.
Exactly! We are consistent because we follow the Word of God consistently and we're upright because we are not a bunch of sinners who feel the need to bend over to give ourselves up to disgusting group s*x activities like you moon-worshippers do!
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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 04:08 PM

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It's called freedom. It's called America. A concept that might be wasted on a Frenchman like you. When Germany tried to take away your freedom once, you didn't even resist.
I was not born at that time. So how could I have resisted?
You're making less and less sense
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I was not born at that time. So how could I have resisted? You're making less and less sense
It was addressed to the French in general.


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 04:14 PM

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It was addressed to the French in general.
I'm not French, so that does not concern me.
Please be coherent (or maybe you posted in the wrong thread, in which case, quit the drugs).
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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 04:47 PM

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I'm not French, so that does not concern me.
Didn't you claim to live in the French part of Belgium?


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Smile Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 04:55 PM

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It is true that it was insulting. However, I don't think you can point out anything untrue in what I said there.

It seems I've really hit a nerve there, lazy Frenchman. I only tried to make it more understandable for you. However, I don't think you were born before 1968, so who cares about that?

Secondly, if you really were a "true christian," why would you care about internal struggles in your made-up country? Wouldn't both the French and Dutch go to hell? Aren't both of them catholics?

You'll fit in nice here. You are about as consistent and upright as the average christian here in Freehold.
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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 05:53 PM

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Didn't you claim to live in the French part of Belgium?
French-speaking part. That doesn't mean I'm French.
You speak English. Does that mean you're English?
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French-speaking part. That doesn't mean I'm French.
Does Belgium really exists? http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

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You speak English. Does that mean you're English?
I speak American and I am an American.


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 07:02 PM

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Does Belgium really exists? http://zapatopi.net/belgium/
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The existence of the supposed European country of Belgium has been taken as gospel for years by members of the Liberati. It has long been held up as a shining example of Liberal philosophies in action. However, now is the time the truth be known. Belgium doesn't exist.
Belgium is, and has always been, a leftist ruse; a device applied to propagate the Liberal agenda throughout the world. Hijacking a real country for this use would be difficult at best; the people living there wouldn't stand for it (i.e. the fall of communism.) Thus the idea to invent an imaginary country, insert it into the global consciousness through the perversion of history, and use it as a tool of manipulation was born.


Indeed, it doesn't exist. It's an invention from you, liberal non-believers.
Why are you throwing proofs of your lies to me? Is that how you're planning to make your campaign?
Methinks that you can pack up now already and leave my Brothers in Freehold alone.


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Default Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood! - 03-01-2010, 07:05 PM

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Pity the poor girl, Brother Philippe. It seems as though her knowledge of world history only goes back to a few years after the creation of her own religion.
Even if that were true, it would still be better than denying any history happened at all before the creation of your religion, like you do.

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Considering all the lies you've already said, I think I don't need to point out anything untrue, as it would be redundant.
Are all belgicans so stupid as you two are? Or is your stupidity the result of your religion?

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I just wanted to show my Brothers how lazy YOU are. But coming from a tree-love-making witch, it's not surprising.
1. I do not make love to trees
2. Even if I did, it would be a very exhausting practice, so you would not be able to call me lazy because of that.

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Once again (how many times do I have to say it?), I wanted to show how lazy and biased you are.
You are boring, even for a christian. How many times do you need to say it? Depends on what your objective is. If your objective is convincing me of anything, you'd do well to start being right in the first place. If your objective to make me feel sad for you, you're certainly doing a good job.

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I'm not French, so that does not concern me.
Please be coherent (or maybe you posted in the wrong thread, in which case, quit the drugs).
Another proof of the confusion the liberals are suffering from...
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French-speaking part. That doesn't mean I'm French.
You speak English. Does that mean you're English?
Of course you are French. You live in dilapidated houses south of the Netherlands, and sit on your ass all day, living off other people's money. What exactly would be the characteristic that differs between you and other Frenchmen?

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Do you know already when you'll arrive? If you come quickly, you might be able to vote for mr. King, and help him become mayor.

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