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Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-28-2007, 10:56 AM
We give them soccer balls and they complain.
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A demonstration has been held in south-east Afghanistan accusing U.S. troops of insulting Islam after they distributed soccer balls bearing the name of Allah.
The balls showed the Saudi Arabian flag, which features the Koranic declaration of faith.
The U.S. military said the idea had been to give something for Afghan children to enjoy and they did not realise it would cause offense.
The soccer balls were dropped from a helicopter in Khost province.
Some displayed flags from countries all over the world, including Saudi Arabia, which features the shahada, one of the five pillars of Islam -- the declaration of faith.
The words, which include the name of Allah, are revered, and Muslims are very sensitive about where and how they can be used.
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I have an idae! How about we give these balls to kids all over the Christian world!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-28-2007, 01:08 PM
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I like the way you think. One of my workshops in China now has extra workers (lots of those Falon Gong cultists just got arrested) and with the line of Karl Rove action figures being discontiontued, I could switch to soccer balls (though I prefer the only sport Jesus likes: football). Any idea how much the royalties on that cartoon are?
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-28-2007, 03:41 PM
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Any idea how much the royalties on that cartoon are?
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For some reason, no-one seems to be very keen on claiming them.
But those Afghans sure are ungrateful - we give them footballs, they complain, we give them cluster bombs, they complain...is nothing good enough for these people?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-28-2007, 03:47 PM
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But those Afghans sure are ungrateful - we give them footballs, they complain, we give them cluster bombs, they complain...is nothing good enough for these people?
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No, nothing at all. Our liberation of Afghanistan has revolutionized their agriculture, to the point where they now lead the world in certain crops, but do they show even the tinest gratitude?
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-28-2007, 04:20 PM
I emailed your idea to my industrial designer and he's already got a mock-up, see the attachment at the bottom.
Good stuff, but still over-priced, if you ask me. After all, a soccer-ball is simply an object the same size and shape as a decapitated person's head. So why do they expect us to give them expensive balls when they can just wait until some journalist's ransom fails to arrive?
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-30-2007, 04:55 AM
They call it "operation soccer chopper" and is just the sort of namby-panbly limp-wristed liberal hearts and minds nonsense that makes people think Americans are soft.
This kid is smiling because he knows how easy it is to fill a soccer ball with explosives, then punt it into the next helicopter dumb enough to think brown people even have either hearts or minds.
Here's explaination from the appeaser who runs this scheme:
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Actually, what really happened is that the soccer ball in question was a commemorative World Cup soccer ball that displayed the countries that participated in the World Cup. I did not realize that the flag from Saudi Arabia was on there nor did I have any idea what was printed on the Saudi flag. I do not read or speak Arabic. The soccer ball in question was donated by someone and I thought that a soccer ball with various countries' flags printed on it would've been a neat gift to the children of this war-torn country. I had no idea that the ball I dropped would've caused so much commotion. I've offered to replace the ball with another one. Pink, blue, red, white...I've heard no reply. So far, I haven't been yelled at for dropping the balls but that doesn't mean I'm not in trouble.
I just wanted to give the kids a ball to play with. So far I've dropped about 1,500 balls and this is the only problem I've had.
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So a ball covered with flags, huh? Crosses are common on flags, but there's no Christians complaining about kicking crosses. No patriots are complaining about kicking their flag.
That's how you know you're dealing with a backward, superstitious people: while history is happening all around them, they too busy obsessing over irrelevant symbolic things like what flag goes where, and if some symbol is being desecrated, and where the word "god" should be put.
That's the difference between Christian fundamentalists and Islamic fundamentalists.
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-30-2007, 05:50 AM
Why are we encouraging these children to play such a sodomite "sport" anyway (unless it's to indoctrinate them into the sodomite deathstyle so that they stop breeding and we'll have that country completely enfreedened within a generation)? They could at least show gratitude for their liberation by playing a Godly American sport like football!
Just don't tell them it's a pigskin.
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-30-2007, 07:16 AM
Well they've already spit the gift of freedom that we gave them in our face like an insurgent explosive going off in one of their day care centers... twice a day. Why can't they just understand that the insurgency, the multiple bombings per day, the street violence are all part of the birthing pains of democracy? It seems like every time an American gives them a gift like soccer balls showing the picture of their God, removes the roof of their hut with an rpg to help them cool off in the 130 degree Iraqi summer, or kills one of their 19 children during crossfire in a civilian neighborhood to help them financially we get hit with a sea of backlash and uncalled for rudeness. I think it's time America stopped offering help to these ungrateful Muslims and let them wither away in their primitive ways, then they will truly know what it's like to not receive any of America's Christian hospitality.
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-30-2007, 07:46 AM
why should they be grateful, you inveda their country, kill their father or uncle and you still want them to be grateful for what, because you wreck their country.
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-30-2007, 08:51 AM
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why should they be grateful, you inveda their country, kill their father or uncle and you still want them to be grateful for what, because you wreck their country.
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You're invading and wrecking our forum and killing the joyful fellowship, but you don't see us whining over it.
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-30-2007, 09:40 AM
please could you awnser my question, why should they be grateful you destroyed their cities, killed many family members, why should they be grateful towards you and the US soldiers.
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-30-2007, 09:47 AM
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please could you awnser my question, why should they be grateful you destroyed their cities, killed many family members, why should they be grateful towards you and the US soldiers.
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Did the Turks only kill off the intelligent Animemens? Is your curse of retardation from God that strong? They should be grateful that we brought them liberty, free markets, and a chance at True Christianity™!
I was sure Iran would get the gift of freedom next, but perhaps our leaders should take a good, close look at Armanistan.
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08-30-2007, 09:53 AM
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Did the Turks only kill off the intelligent Animemens? Is your curse of retardation from God that strong? They should be grateful that we brought them liberty, free markets, and a chance at True Christianity™!
I was sure Iran would get the gift of freedom next, but perhaps our leaders should take a good, close look at Armanistan.
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Who has given you the right to invade a country and bring them freedom, and don't say god because the Neo-cons are there only to invade Iran later on. You're goverment doesn't care for the people there. Like you invaded Iraq because there were wmd, but there weren't so why did you invade Iraq. Afganistan I can understand, osama bin laden. But he's not there any more. He's living in Pakistan now, but what are you doing there.
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-30-2007, 09:56 AM
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Who has given you the right to invade a country and bring them freedom, and don't say God
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Why do you ask a question only to immediately say you don't want to hear the answer?
God hand-picked President George W. Bush to be the leader of the free world, so obviously President Bush's actions are fully authorized by God.
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-30-2007, 10:01 AM
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Why do you ask a question only to immediately say you don't want to hear the answer?
God hand-picked President George W. Bush to be the leader of the free world, so obviously President Bush's actions are fully authorized by God.
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bush is the biggest morron the world has seen, if a few men like him bacome president after him the world is going to end. Leader of the free world don't let me laugh, bush has broken so many american constatutaniol laws of basic freedom. In prisoning inocent people who he thinks are guilty, going to a illigal war without the support of the senate.
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-30-2007, 10:14 AM
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Leader of the free world don't let me laugh,
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Don't let you laugh? It seems God won't even let you SPELL.
Here's some jokes about Armenians. Don't worry, I won't let you laugh:
how many armenians does it take to change a lightbulb?
-too many
how many armenians died in the events of 1915?
-too few.
What do you call an Armenian returning home?
-Deported
When does a pretty girl wink at an Armenian?
-when she is aiming with a rifle
What do you call a peice of sandpaper in Armenia?
-a map
what is an armenian without a broom?
-unemployed.
Why do turks wear turbans?
-So they can hide the rest of Armenia
what do you do when an armenian throws a grenade at you?
-Pull the pin and throw it back
How do you circumsize an armenian?
-kick his sister in the chin.
how do you stop an armenian tank?
-shoot the people pushing it.
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-30-2007, 12:29 PM
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bush has broken so many american constatutaniol laws of basic freedom.
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Well, you definitely sound like an expert on the subject.
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Originally Posted by Karo syruphead
going to a illigal war without the support of the senate.
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Are you genuinely claiming the senate didn't support the liberation of Iraq?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-30-2007, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Karo
Who has given you the right to invade a country and bring them freedom, and don't say god because the Neo-cons are there only to invade Iran later on. You're goverment doesn't care for the people there. Like you invaded Iraq because there were wmd, but there weren't so why did you invade Iraq. Afganistan I can understand, osama bin laden. But he's not there any more. He's living in Pakistan now, but what are you doing there.
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Sir, the U.S. troops are protecting the people of Afghanistan from the restoration of the Taliban. It is a well known fact that women were beaten, raped, and murdered for the most menial reasons Fathers were killed for not delivering their virgin daughters to any Taliban hoodlum sporting a chubby. And let us not forget about the famous "arab boys". Afghanistan, like the rest of the Arab world, are notorious for child sex crimes against young prepubescent boys. Do you really support the sexual abuse of children and the rape of innocent women?
You are either behind our President or you support rape and child molestation. What say you?
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
08-30-2007, 01:04 PM
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if a few men like him bacome president after him the world is going to end.
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But it doesn't sound as though you'll be joining us in the Rapture.
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Re: Ungrateful little Afghans -
09-01-2007, 10:32 AM
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Sir, the U.S. troops are protecting the people of Afghanistan from the restoration of the Taliban. It is a well known fact that women were beaten, raped, and murdered for the most menial reasons Fathers were killed for not delivering their virgin daughters to any Taliban hoodlum sporting a chubby. And let us not forget about the famous "arab boys". Afghanistan, like the rest of the Arab world, are notorious for child sex crimes against young prepubescent boys. Do you really support the sexual abuse of children and the rape of innocent women?
You are either behind our President or you support rape and child molestation. What say you?
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About the part of the woman I know that's not the way to treat a woman. but that part about them raping boys is a big lie. Muslims hate evrey aspect that has to do with gays. They kill them all, in some countries thye trow them from the mountains. And they don't rape any women the book that they follow is against that, it's a huge crime against their god and their profet. but they treat women bad, beat them maybe even kill them but they don't rape them. Sex outside the weding is huge crime there. Many people get stoned there. No I'm not muslim but I love to learn about oither cultures.
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But it doesn't sound as though you'll be joining us in the Rapture.
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If man like Bush are going to save you, you're going straight to hell. I'm glad I won't join you there. Vote for hillary
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