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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-05-2010, 04:46 AM

What proof is that? This is a shameful attempt to show pervert a children's stuffed toy. Athiest scum just want us believing that harmless toys are evil, and give our children bad ideas. Take your evil somewhere else.


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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-05-2010, 05:07 AM

I am absolutely disgusted that all these unsaved trash wander in here and make baseless accusations that I'm a pedophile! Just because I am a special friend to a 16 year old girl with the most beautiful mind, body, and soul. Just because I shower her with gifts and fill up a hole she has in her life? Just because I am there for her, to help her come to Jesus, and to open herself up wide for the Word of God?

Absolutely disgusting!



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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-05-2010, 07:53 AM

@Rev. Jim Osborne My father says that atheists are just like that, always looking for negatives.

I really like your gift, had it on in Church yesterday.


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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-09-2010, 06:18 AM

It makes me so sad to see the lies that these atheist scum are prepared to sink to just to spoil a young girl's pleasure in an innocent gift.

I suppose that they have to make up for the Jesus-shaped hole in their sorry lives by taking away the joy of good Christian girls and by slandering the motives of respected Christian men. They're like that demon in that Satanic movie about the false god, Santa Clause--was it the grunch?


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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-09-2010, 01:12 PM

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I am absolutely disgusted that all these unsaved trash wander in here and make baseless accusations that I'm a pedophile! Just because I am a special friend to a 16 year old girl with the most beautiful mind, body, and soul. Just because I shower her with gifts and fill up a hole she has in her life? Just because I am there for her, to help her come to Jesus, and to open herself up wide for the Word of God?

Absolutely disgusting!
What ... who .... what .... how dare they?

We know the truth Brother Reverend Osborne.

Your caring nature re young Felicity is just that .... a caring nature.

How could anyone misconstrue that?

When are you coming down to Australia to taste my pie?

Daddy says my Koala and mango pie with potatoe top is the best there is.

Felicity is blessed to have a senior bretheran like yourself looking after her.


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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-09-2010, 04:59 PM

Felicity those are absolutely adorable! Jim, do you mind telling me which shop you got them from? I think some of the young girls from my Church would enjoy a surprise package from me.

It's great Jim and you are so close in spirit. He is a good man on which to rest your bosom and confess your hardships, because of his vast experience of satisfying all types of women emotionally and physically through his ministering. It seems like he is really warming to you, and even though some may argue that this present is a tad inappropriate, I think it's a harmless show of affection which is just typical of Jim. I remember of one time when a young girl, just 15 years old, missed her bus and Jim showed his sensitive side by picking her up in his car. She was cold and wet from the rain and Jim insisted she go back to his to dry off and change clothes. As usual some people have a hard time understanding his kindness and like his former wife did start throwing baseless accusations at him; "Why is she here?", "Why did you not take her home?", "Why does she have to sleep over?".

As long as Rev. Jim & Levi are guarding and following Felicity snugly she will come to no harm and will be protected from the swarms of dirty-minded atheist boys her age who are only interested in one thing.


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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-09-2010, 05:57 PM

I bet he got all her clothes dry... while getting her plenty wet. And let's not start on "the Good Reverend"s habit of taking dirty whores and locking himself with them in hotel rooms for days at a time, where they are heard moaning as he... forces his "Holy Spirit" on them.


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I bet he got all her clothes dry... while getting her plenty wet.
I'm not sure, but I think this skirt-wearing cross-dressing homer is making an improper suggestion about Reverend Jim, though I can't quite work out what it is. Something about squirting young Felicity with the garden hose?. What an idiotic thing to suggest that the Good Reverend would do! Is that what they do in Scotland after they've eaten a big pile of sheep stomachs and made themselves drunk on their vile whisky? Nothing would surprise me.

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And let's not start on "the Good Reverend"s habit of taking dirty whores and locking himself with them in hotel rooms for days at a time, where they are heard moaning as he... forces his "Holy Spirit" on them.
Perhaps if you spent more time thinking about Reverend JIm's tireless work among the unsaved and less time eating sheeps' stomachs with your friends Ben Doon and Phillip McCavity, you might just have a hope of avoiding an aeternity with Satans caber up your haggis.


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I'm not sure, but I think this skirt-wearing cross-dressing homer is making an improper suggestion about Reverend Jim, though I can't quite work out what it is. Something about squirting young Felicity with the garden hose?. What an idiotic thing to suggest that the Good Reverend would do! Is that what they do in Scotland after they've eaten a big pile of sheep stomachs and made themselves drunk on their vile whisky? Nothing would surprise me.
I don't know what he is talking about for sure, my first impression was that he was insinuating Jim would shake the clothes dry near Felicity, getting her wet, which seems a trifle mean and just not the Jim we know. I wouldn't take anything that unsaved Scotsman says at face value anyway, he has probably just returned home from a drunken fight and written that threat through gritted haggis covered teeth.

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And let's not start on "the Good Reverend"s habit of taking dirty whores and locking himself with them in hotel rooms for days at a time, where they are heard moaning as he... forces his "Holy Spirit" on them.
Ministering is a tiring job, it is true many of the young women he operates on are former whores and forcing the Holy Spirit into them can be quite demanding for both parties.
I don't see your point here.


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I bet he got all her clothes dry... while getting her plenty wet. And let's not start on "the Good Reverend"s habit of taking dirty whores and locking himself with them in hotel rooms for days at a time, where they are heard moaning as he... forces his "Holy Spirit" on them.
Now by your comments, you are alluding that I too am a whore!

I have spent many times with Rev Jim in mutual prayer session; usually in prayer closets of course but sometimes in hotel rooms as hotels do not even cater to OUR NEEDS and we have no other choice. Many a time my clothing have become more than a little damp from the frenzy of Prayer and when soaked through with the Love of the Lord, even at times have had to be removed entirely. As Rev Jim is a good and Godly True Christian™ , when this happens, all he does is drill more of his love of Jesus within me and I accept it readily.

Rev Jim is just dedicated to bringing as much Godly love to as many as he possibly can.

Why do you see issue with that?

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Now by your comments, you are alluding that I too am a whore!

I have spent many times with Rev Jim in mutual prayer session; usually in prayer closets of course but sometimes in hotel rooms as hotels do not even cater to OUR NEEDS and we have no other choice. Many a time my clothing have become more than a little damp from the frenzy of Prayer and when soaked through with the Love of the Lord, even at times have had to be removed entirely. As Rev Jim is a good and Godly True Christian™ , when this happens, all he does is drill more of his love of Jesus within me and I accept it readily.

Rev Jim is just dedicated to bringing as much Godly love to as many as he possibly can.

Why do you see issue with that?

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I bet your clothes were soaked through with someone's "Love".
I bet you just love him drilling his love deep inside you, dear, but you should really look out, the number of sluts he takes into hotel rooms, he's probably got every STI imaginable. And probably a few new ones. He should give himself to medical science, we could learn a lot about venereal diseases by looking at all the ones he catches while forcing his love into all those poor, unsaved women who just happen to have to take their clothes off. Bet he keeps them bent over on their knees until they just can't take it and convert to get him off them.


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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-10-2010, 10:26 PM

@TheDrunkenScot I do not know what it all is you are talking about, my father always says atheists often don't make any sense, but can you please stop derailing my nice "thank you" thread!


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I bet your clothes were soaked through with someone's "Love".
Just the Love of The Lord, Mr Nasty!

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I bet you just love him drilling his love deep inside you, dear, but you should really look out, the number of sluts he takes into hotel rooms, he's probably got every STI imaginable. And probably a few new ones. He should give himself to medical science, we could learn a lot about venereal diseases by looking at all the ones he catches while forcing his love into all those poor, unsaved women who just happen to have to take their clothes off. Bet he keeps them bent over on their knees until they just can't take it and convert to get him off them.
I have never seen anything so disgusting in my life! No wonder your mind is always in the gutter; I suppose your body needs company after your nightly boozing benders

I will have you know that the good Reverend is in the service of the Lord and will do just about anything to bring women to the Love of God. Just about however, does not include cavorting in sexual liasion with any Sue, Deb or Molly!

You may live your life that way Mr Drunk, as a male prostitute and all round fornicator, but I can assure you, that the Godly Rev Jim certainly does not. Jesus is no man or woman's PIMP!

I would also appreciate it if you would cease and desist derailing Sister Felicity's "Thank you" thread.

Your rudeness knows no bounds.

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Just the Love of The Lord, Mr Nasty!



I have never seen anything so disgusting in my life! No wonder your mind is always in the gutter; I suppose your body needs company after your nightly boozing benders

I will have you know that the good Reverend is in the service of the Lord and will do just about anything to bring women to the Love of God. Just about however, does not include cavorting in sexual liasion with any Sue, Deb or Molly!

You may live your life that way Mr Drunk, as a male prostitute and all round fornicator, but I can assure you, that the Godly Rev Jim certainly does not. Jesus is no man or woman's PIMP!

I would also appreciate it if you would cease and desist derailing Sister Felicity's "Thank you" thread.

Your rudeness knows no bounds.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow
I am not:

  • An alcoholic
  • A male prostitute
  • An "all-round fornicator" - my wife only, thanks.
Repeatedly saying I am without any proof of such other than Zekey-boyo renaming me "TheDrunkenScot", isn't going to make any of those true.
In fact, since your beloved Bible doesn't say I'm any of those, and according to your members "extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof" (i.e. Scripture), that means you're lying, and are a sinner. Enjoy Hell.

Leviticus 19:11, "Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another."

Psalms 63:11, "...the mouth of them that speak lies shall be stopped."

Proverbs 8:7, "For my mouth shall speak truth; and wickedness is an abomination to my lips."

Daniel 11:27, "…and they shall speak lies at one table; but it shall not prosper:"




Micah 4:4-5 ...But they shall sit every man under his vine and under his fig tree; and none shall make them afraid: for the mouth of the LORD of hosts hat spoken it. For all people will walk every one in the name of their gods, and we will walk in the name of the LORD our God for ever and ever.
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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 01:52 PM

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Repeatedly saying I am
As you very well know, and everyone visiting the forum can clearly see, Mrs. P Wintersnow did not do that.

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Zekey-boyo renaming me "TheDrunkenScot"
What did the good and noble Pastor every do to deserve these false accusations of you?

God hates what you are doing: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."


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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 07-11-2010, 02:06 PM

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As you very well know, and everyone visiting the forum can clearly see, Mrs. P Wintersnow did not do that.

What did the good and noble Pastor every do to deserve these false accusations of you?

God hates what you are doing: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Oh hasn't she, now?

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So you are admitting you are a skirt wearing homer now? How many men do you have? One in every port!
Well, since he was the one who gave me the infraction that coincided with my renaming, I assume it was him. If anyone would like to come forward and claim otherwise, I will gladly shift the blame to them.


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Well, since he was the one who gave me the infraction that coincided with my renaming, I assume it was him. If anyone would like to come forward and claim otherwise, I will gladly shift the blame to them.
Dear Mr. Narcissist,

Can you please stop trying to turn every single thread into something about yourself?

You are not the only person on the (flat) surface of the earth, you know.

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Dear Mr. Narcissist,

Can you please stop trying to turn every single thread into something about yourself?

You are not the only person on the (flat) surface of the earth, you know.

Thank you
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Oh hasn't she, now?
Well, "So you are admitting you are a skirt wearing homer now?" looks like a question to me. The trick here is to look carefully at the end of the sentence. Using your brain also helps.

You seem to feel accused quite easy, is it a guilty conscience that makes you respond like this?

(Please note this is a question, not an accusation, I would not like you to keep repeating the same mistake over and over.)

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I assume it was him
So without any proof you just started accusing a Pastor! Don't you feel ashamed that you accuse people of doing things without any solid proof?

Let me just repeat what I said before. God hates what you are doing: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look,a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

And unlike you, I provided proof: your own words!


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Well, "So you are admitting you are a skirt wearing homer now?" looks like a question to me. The trick here is to look carefully at the end of the sentence. Using your brain also helps.

You seem to feel accused quite easy, is it a guilty conscience that makes you respond like this?

(Please note this is a question, not an accusation, I would not like you to keep repeating the same mistake over and over.)

So without any proof you just started accusing a Pastor! Don't you feel ashamed that you accuse people of doing things without any solid proof?

Let me just repeat what I said before. God hates what you are doing: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look,a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

And unlike you, I provided proof: your own words!
No, you took specific, out-of-context quotes that fitted your agenda. That's not proving anything.


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