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Default Updating the Schedule for the Nursery - 06-11-2014, 03:19 AM

At Sunday's services, dear Sister Westmoreland, a titanium tither, was inconvenienced when one of the women scheduled to work the church nursery was suddenly stricken by her monthly visitor while rocking Sister Westmoreland's darling child, Faith Grace-Ann (such a perfect babe, filled with the sweetness of Jesus). I looked at the schedule when Sister had to rush her child home to be cleansed (Remember, dear little Faith Grace-Ann has not been baptized due to her young age - so she is in danger thanks to this heinous lack of consideration by the caregiver).

I was dismayed to learn that only a few of us had listed the anticipated time of our menstralizing so that others can be present to care for the little babes of Christ and Pastor Ezekiel can preach in peace. (If you've ever been glared at by Zeke when your baby screams, you know just how important this is). I had to miss Pastor's dynamic, anointed, spirit filled message, "Proof that Tithing Will Keep You in the Book of Life."

As a nursery volunteer, you'll find that my "time" is clearly marked. The schedule reveals names that have been kicked out of the church and several names without any notation whatsoever of when they are unclean. How can this happen, ladies? It is unpleasing to our Lord and does not glorify His Name.

During the Thursday evening "Pray for Republican Victories in 2016" gathering, there will be a schedule available in the north women's room. I urge all of you that care for the babies each Sunday and Wednesday to revise this schedule. Obviously those that have gone through the change need not update anything, but all others - PLEASE - stop in and do as the Lord would have you do. We want to keep our nursery without spot or blemish.

I speak these words in love, knowing we can count on you to act accordingly.

NRL


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