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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 02-28-2007, 06:13 PM

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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 02-28-2007, 09:51 PM

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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 03-01-2007, 07:56 AM

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dis is sick!!! gays n lesbeans r normal ppl n theyre luv is beautiful!!!!!!!! u cant make dem change ppl.......ur stupid if u try.....im bisexual n u cant change me hahahaha!!!!!! im wiccen 2!!!!!!!!oooooooooooo!!!!!! r u scarred of me now??????
Fallen Angel, (and while you are fallen, I doubt that you ever were an angel) you should be scared of the wrath of Almighty God. No, we can't change you, all we can do is warn you of the consequences of your abominable sins and the consequences of the Divine Wrath that you will meet because of them.

But you can, FA, with the help of Jesus change yourself -- yes even people as depraved and vile as homers and lezbeanics can be changed by the grace of God. We have examples right here in our own church. Brother BaB was once steeped in the abominations of homerism and used to attempt to sodomize every attractive young man in his path. But through the love of Jesus and a special clinic he himself started at Landover he was Saved© from his sins. Sister Rain once was steeped in the abominations of Lezbeanism but saw the light and now preaches the Word of the Lord to the poor debauched creatures she once sinned with.

With Jesus, FA, all is possible.

Special Translation for FA. (Since FA seems to speak 12 year old AOL speak, I though translating for her benefit may be appropriate:

FAL3N ANG3L (AND WHIEL U R FAL3N I DOUBT TAHT U EV3R WER3 AN ANGEL) U SHUD B SCAERD OF TEH WRATH OF ALMIGHTY GOD!11!!!! OMG LOL NO WA CANT CHANGA U AL WE CAN DO SI WARN U OF TEH CONSEQUANCES OF UR ABOMINABLE SINS AND DA CONS3QUENC3S OF DA DIVIEN WRATH TAHT U WIL MET B/C OF TH3M!!1111 LOL

BUT U CAN FA WIT TEH H3LP OF J3SUS CHANGA U - YES EVEN P3OPL3 AS D3PRAEVD AND VIEL AS HOMARS AND L3ZBANIS CAN B CHANGED BY TEH GRAEC OF GOD!!!111 OMG WTF LOL W3 HAEV EXMPLAS RIGHT HAR3 IN OUR OWN CHURCH!1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL BROTHAR BAB WAS ONCE STEP3D IN DA ABOMINATIONS OF HOMERISM AND UESD 2 ATAMPT 2 SODOMIEZ EV3RY ATRACTIEV U MAN IN HIS PATH!!1!! LOL BUT THROUGH DA LUV OF J3SUS AND A SP3CIAL CLINIC HE HIMS3LF START3D AT LANDOVER HE WAS SAEVD© FROM HIS SINS!!!!!1 WTF SIST3R RANE ONCE WAS STEPED IN TEH ABOMINATIONS OF L3ZBANISM BUT SAW TEH LIGHT AND NOW PREACH3S TEH WORD OF TEH LORD 2 TEH POR D3BAUCH3D CREATUR3S SH3 ONCE SINED WITH!1!11 LOL

WITH JASUS FA AL SI POSIBL3!!!11!!!! OMG WTF


Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 03-01-2007, 08:08 AM

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U MEAN LOK - YAY HARES Y3T ANOTH3R GODLES WITCH ON DA LORDS FAVORIET FORUMS!1!11 OMG WTF MAY DA LORD HAEV M3RCY ON HER SU AND HALP HER SE DA LIGHT!11111 WTF

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You mean: "look -- here's yet another Godless witch on the Lord's favorite forums. May the Lord have mercy on her soul and help her see the light".


Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 03-01-2007, 01:35 PM

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FAL3N ANG3L (AND WHIEL U R FAL3N I DOUBT TAHT U EV3R WER3 AN ANGEL) U SHUD B SCAERD OF TEH WRATH OF ALMIGHTY GOD!11!!!! OMG LOL NO WA CANT CHANGA U AL WE CAN DO SI WARN U OF TEH CONSEQUANCES OF UR ABOMINABLE SINS AND DA CONS3QUENC3S OF DA DIVIEN WRATH TAHT U WIL MET B/C OF TH3M!!1111 LOL

BUT U CAN FA WIT TEH H3LP OF J3SUS CHANGA U - YES EVEN P3OPL3 AS D3PRAEVD AND VIEL AS HOMARS AND L3ZBANIS CAN B CHANGED BY TEH GRAEC OF GOD!!!111 OMG WTF LOL W3 HAEV EXMPLAS RIGHT HAR3 IN OUR OWN CHURCH!1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL BROTHAR BAB WAS ONCE STEP3D IN DA ABOMINATIONS OF HOMERISM AND UESD 2 ATAMPT 2 SODOMIEZ EV3RY ATRACTIEV U MAN IN HIS PATH!!1!! LOL BUT THROUGH DA LUV OF J3SUS AND A SP3CIAL CLINIC HE HIMS3LF START3D AT LANDOVER HE WAS SAEVD© FROM HIS SINS!!!!!1 WTF SIST3R RANE ONCE WAS STEPED IN TEH ABOMINATIONS OF L3ZBANISM BUT SAW TEH LIGHT AND NOW PREACH3S TEH WORD OF TEH LORD 2 TEH POR D3BAUCH3D CREATUR3S SH3 ONCE SINED WITH!1!11 LOL

WITH JASUS FA AL SI POSIBL3!!!11!!!! OMG WTF
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Brother Eno, I fear that you have been amoungst the heathen scum of kiwiville a few years too long. Perhaps it is time to put in for a transfer to more hospitable climes....There is an opening for the Good News to be spread on the island of Tahiti I believe....


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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 03-01-2007, 07:24 PM

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Brother Eno, I fear that you have been amoungst the heathen scum of kiwiville a few years too long. Perhaps it is time to put in for a transfer to more hospitable climes....There is an opening for the Good News to be spread on the island of Tahiti I believe....
I'm sure Brother Eno would enjoy conducting the Lord's work on Tahiti, but I also sense the Lord expects more from him than just a Gauguin-like respite among the Tahitians (even if it were without Gauguin's acquired infections; Brother Eno being by nature more cautious than Gauguin ever was). What I think is that Brother would prefer something more challenging in his evangelism. Which is why I'm positive the Lord is leading him to Funafuti, Tuvalu. The Church will be glad to drop Brother off at Funafuti International Airport, and then he can return at his leisure. Bring your drinking water, Brother, and Godspeed!


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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 03-01-2007, 07:44 PM

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thank u. its nice to have some1 not attack me. i keep telling them ill get better and c? ive worked on my puncation so theres only 1 now instead of lots. but im happy to c that some1 agrees with me

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Fallen Angel, (and while you are fallen, I doubt that you ever were an angel) you should be scared of the wrath of Almighty God. No, we can't change you, all we can do is warn you of the consequences of your abominable sins and the consequences of the Divine Wrath that you will meet because of them.

But you can, FA, with the help of Jesus change yourself -- yes even people as depraved and vile as homers and lezbeanics can be changed by the grace of God. We have examples right here in our own church. Brother BaB was once steeped in the abominations of homerism and used to attempt to sodomize every attractive young man in his path. But through the love of Jesus and a special clinic he himself started at Landover he was Saved© from his sins. Sister Rain once was steeped in the abominations of Lezbeanism but saw the light and now preaches the Word of the Lord to the poor debauched creatures she once sinned with.

With Jesus, FA, all is possible.

Special Translation for FA. (Since FA seems to speak 12 year old AOL speak, I though translating for her benefit may be appropriate:

FAL3N ANG3L (AND WHIEL U R FAL3N I DOUBT TAHT U EV3R WER3 AN ANGEL) U SHUD B SCAERD OF TEH WRATH OF ALMIGHTY GOD!11!!!! OMG LOL NO WA CANT CHANGA U AL WE CAN DO SI WARN U OF TEH CONSEQUANCES OF UR ABOMINABLE SINS AND DA CONS3QUENC3S OF DA DIVIEN WRATH TAHT U WIL MET B/C OF TH3M!!1111 LOL

BUT U CAN FA WIT TEH H3LP OF J3SUS CHANGA U - YES EVEN P3OPL3 AS D3PRAEVD AND VIEL AS HOMARS AND L3ZBANIS CAN B CHANGED BY TEH GRAEC OF GOD!!!111 OMG WTF LOL W3 HAEV EXMPLAS RIGHT HAR3 IN OUR OWN CHURCH!1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL BROTHAR BAB WAS ONCE STEP3D IN DA ABOMINATIONS OF HOMERISM AND UESD 2 ATAMPT 2 SODOMIEZ EV3RY ATRACTIEV U MAN IN HIS PATH!!1!! LOL BUT THROUGH DA LUV OF J3SUS AND A SP3CIAL CLINIC HE HIMS3LF START3D AT LANDOVER HE WAS SAEVD© FROM HIS SINS!!!!!1 WTF SIST3R RANE ONCE WAS STEPED IN TEH ABOMINATIONS OF L3ZBANISM BUT SAW TEH LIGHT AND NOW PREACH3S TEH WORD OF TEH LORD 2 TEH POR D3BAUCH3D CREATUR3S SH3 ONCE SINED WITH!1!11 LOL

WITH JASUS FA AL SI POSIBL3!!!11!!!! OMG WTF
i get the hint u dun have too shout at me n thats what allcaps is u know. u make fun of me but even im not that bad u cant undersand anything in that.
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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 03-01-2007, 10:21 PM

Fallen, there is a spellchecker on this forum. Why don't you use it?



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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 03-02-2007, 02:45 AM

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You mean: "look -- here's yet another Godless witch on the Lord's favorite forums. May the Lord have mercy on her soul and help her see the light".
Maybe not in grammer but what she says about gays I agree with.


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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 03-02-2007, 03:03 AM

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Maybe not in grammer but what she says about gays I agree with.
Hello Ixky, we haven't seen you in a while.
Which of satan's vile perversions have you been up to as of late?
Still fornicating with goats and worshipping satan?


Really, you keep being drawn here even though you do your best to stay away.. Know why?
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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 03-02-2007, 05:58 AM

I think Pastor Ezekiel's cute :-P
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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 03-02-2007, 12:47 PM

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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 03-02-2007, 09:25 PM

So anyways, do you guys not believe that gays are people too? Should they be treated less than you would anyone else? You should treat people how you want to be treated, if anything you shouldn't cast them away. But rather let them be. God will send them to hell, it is not your duty. If they choose to become straight, then thats fine. IF not thats fine too. It's not like you'll be seeing them in heaven right?
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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 03-02-2007, 10:37 PM

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So anyways, do you guys not believe that gays are people too? Should they be treated less than you would anyone else? You should treat people how you want to be treated, if anything you shouldn't cast them away. But rather let them be. God will send them to hell, it is not your duty. If they choose to become straight, then thats fine. IF not thats fine too. It's not like you'll be seeing them in heaven right?
That's all fine and good if they weren't trying to recruit our children into their twisted lifestyle and destroy the traditional family.
Anyway, God doesn't tell us to leave them alone. He commands us to put them to death. It just so happens that decades of disgusting liberalism has taken that option away. So we can't stone them, and we can't ship them off to New Zealand or Canada. We're not given a lot of choice here, but we still need to protect our children and families.


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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 03-03-2007, 12:25 AM

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That's all fine and good if they weren't trying to recruit our children into their twisted lifestyle and destroy the traditional family.
Anyway, God doesn't tell us to leave them alone. He commands us to put them to death. It just so happens that decades of disgusting liberalism has taken that option away. So we can't stone them, and we can't ship them off to New Zealand or Canada. We're not given a lot of choice here, but we still need to protect our children and families.
Amen, Sister, amen! There is little doubt that homers are Satan's greatest ally in destroying the family and all that is decent and precious about human relations. How any decent person can condone such appallingly vile and abominable behaviour is beyond understanding. Unnatural affections are loathed by the Lord -- this is made plain in many places in God's Holy Word, the KJV1611 -- and it is made plain that those who indulge in them and do not repent deserve death. Homers may be people -- just -- but they are people loathed by the Lord and by all those who have any decency and respect for those things that are good and wholesome. Homers are degenerate and depraved and their disgustingly unnatural acts bring dire disease upon themselves and any associated with them. God make plain in his destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah just how much He loathes homerism, and True Christians™ will share that revulsion for what is one of the most foul and filthy of sins!


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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 03-03-2007, 07:24 PM

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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 03-03-2007, 07:44 PM

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So anyways, do you guys not believe that gays are people too?
They are people allright.. People in serious need of JESUS!

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Should they be treated less than you would anyone else?
They should be treated as the abomination God has declared they are.

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If I was unsaved, I'd want to be Saved by any means necessary. That's how I was Saved!
And looking back at it, I am so glad that someone cared enough about me to actually tell me how vile I was..
And how disgusting and sinful the life I was living was!
What an evil, violent, hateful, lustful and blasphemous man I was.
The truth isn't hurtful friend, it's realising it's the truth that's hurtful.
Most people stick their head in the sand and pretend not to when they realise..
But some will hear the call and come to repentance, those who'm are God's chosen! Namely, we True Christians.
For all of us were once sinners, but now Jesus cleansing blood has washed away our past sins, and his seed remains in us, so that we cannot sin again.
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Why would we do that? Why would we let them choose hell if we could prevent it?
GOD DEMANDS US TO WARN AND REBUKE THEM, READ YOUR BIBLE!
Why do you want to let them choose hell? Are you really that evil?

Yet if thou warn the wicked, and he turn not from his wickedness, nor from his wicked way, he shall die in his iniquity;
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WE DON'T WANT THEM TO GO TO HELL.
WE WANT THEM TO GET SAVED AND ACCEPT JESUS!

Have I any pleasure at all that the wicked should die?
Saith the Lord GOD: and not that he should return from his ways, and live?
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If they choose to become straight, then thats fine. IF not thats fine too. It's not like you'll be seeing them in heaven right?
You are evil and amoral beyond words.


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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 03-04-2007, 12:26 AM

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And how much crack are you on?
Exactly the type of facile and catty remark that one might expect from a Godless Canuck lezbianatic. At least her fantasies are healthy heterosexual fantasies. She is not rambling on idiotically about how she would marry Rachael if she were gay. Understand, young lady, that because someone does not share your own perverted view of the world does not indicate that they are on crack. It is probably quite the opposite.


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Default Re: gays r ppl 2!!!!!!!!!!! - 03-04-2007, 05:58 PM

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Anyway, God doesn't tell us to leave them alone. He commands us to put them to death. It just so happens that decades of disgusting liberalism has taken that option away.
So we can't stone them, and we can't ship them off to New Zealand or Canada. We're not given a lot of choice here, but we still need to protect our children and families.
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