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Default Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 01:41 AM

John and Paul for example. You just see them as names of writers blessed inspired writers. Do the letters mean anything to you? They should the Bible is encoded. You have to decode it. The names the numbers they all lead to John 3:16. The Old Testament is for some to make their way to the New Testament. The Rightoues can begin in the New Testament. The Righteous are the ones that believe in Jesus Christ.

The Free they don't need a book at all. That's what Jesus gives you Freedom.

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What was that Lesson? Jesus Has Identified Paradise

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 02:03 AM

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 02:08 AM

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He has....issues.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 02:16 AM

Before we go any farther we must agree. Two as One for One Truth. The verification that makes it Acceptable. Two together brings Jesus. Do you agree with what I wrote? Is there anyone that agrees with what I wrote. We can leave the faithless behind... You humble yourself to the Truth. Then you will bow.

The Next word is Lord what do those letters mean to you? Very simple and basic. The Truth really is. All those coins you got. Have they brought Interest?
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 02:20 AM

No Pastor satan is behind me. Do you understand what that means? Or about the keys that put him there? The number 8 and its meaning in heaven? Walking in the light or walking in the dark or doing both. The Beginning the Middle and the End. The beginning with light. Now with Darkness and in the End where ever you please. Thats what a free man knows Pastor.
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Before we go any farther we must agree. Two as One for One Truth. The verification that makes it Acceptable. Two together brings Jesus. Do you agree with what I wrote? Is there anyone that agrees with what I wrote. We can leave the faithless behind... You humble yourself to the Truth. Then you will bow.

The Next word is Lord what do those letters mean to you? Very simple and basic. The Truth really is. All those coins you got. Have they brought Interest?
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No Pastor satan is behind me. Do you understand what that means? Or about the keys that put him there? The number 8 and its meaning in heaven? Walking in the light or walking in the dark or doing both. The Beginning the Middle and the End. The beginning with light. Now with Darkness and in the End where ever you please. Thats what a free man knows Pastor.
I rest my case.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Before we go any farther we must agree. Two as One for One Truth. The verification that makes it Acceptable. Two together brings Jesus. Do you agree with what I wrote? Is there anyone that agrees with what I wrote. We can leave the faithless behind... You humble yourself to the Truth. Then you will bow.

The Next word is Lord what do those letters mean to you? Very simple and basic. The Truth really is. All those coins you got. Have they brought Interest?
I disagree wholeheartedly. Two as One for One does not make Truth but for all things to be accepted by Christ are within the Three. It is manifest in the Trinity. There will be verification, now you must see that there is Two Become One which is a reversal of the One Become Two, a Satanist version of "truth" where all ideas and foundations become corrupted by the iniquity of lies and obfuscation of the Three, unless of course the faithless are living in the One and One becomes Truth ideas, which as we discussed is patently false given that Three become One is the same as One become Three for both exist at the sametime.

You sir, are completely wrong about this.


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The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Let the battle of the lunatics begin.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 03:32 AM

I don't agree with all of that either the one and two then three I do. One with yourself brings God our Father. Your Left side and your Right side. Up and Under that narrow path. I am at one with God my father. I am a Free Man. 11 posts I made when this one came about. There was One the I before me. 987654321 0 abcdefghi reading and writing the basics. And your numbers. Life started with John then Adam then Eve. Do you accept reincarnations? I am Hermes. Right before H is G. The Greeks believed that Paul was the reincarnation of Hermes. One god tells you the Truth about the ONE TRUE GOD HIS FATHER. Its told in ACTS i believe. All Chip Turberville's Secrets. That's my last name now.

46511 names I have used to be exact. Someone has to show you the way out.

Lord what does it mean? To me Living on Royal Dirt.

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I should invite Gene Ray.
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John and Paul for example. You just see them as names of writers blessed inspired writers. Do the letters mean anything to you? They should the Bible is encoded. You have to decode it. The names the numbers they all lead to John 3:16. The Old Testament is for some to make their way to the New Testament. The Rightoues can begin in the New Testament. The Righteous are the ones that believe in Jesus Christ.

The Free they don't need a book at all. That's what Jesus gives you Freedom.

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What was that Lesson? Jesus Has Identified Paradise

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It's time to close the Book for what is next. Don't let it pass you by because your head is down. Would you like to know more from a Free Man?
Hello aguaw1. Welcome back. You are very generous with your knowledge. Not all are equipped to appreciate it you know. A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.





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Hello aguaw1. Welcome back. You are very generous with your knowledge. Not all are equipped to appreciate it you know. A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.
No Mr. Bathfire they are not ready. And knowledge is very dangerous. That's my mission not to warn but to prepare. I am not the Judge I witness the Judgement. I give what I give freely I have all the reward I need.

I can't give you heaven but I can show you the way. When I leave here it will be made clear in the direction that I went. It will be seen and felt. A surprise for all. That's the only thing I get from my Father. It will be a surprise. I have faith in that he has never let me down before. And a Good Father never Will but he will let you run astray. As the world is now broken.

Its about time for the Few that do have faith and equipped to go Farther. Life is never ending you just have pauses in it for the slow to catch up my friend.
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 05:22 PM

I have seen that 111 x 111 =12321


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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 05:27 PM

What does my name add up to?
[Edit-- Can you do it with some nice colorful text formatting?]


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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 07:00 PM

This talk of numerology and gematria is leading into interesting areas. SPACESHIP JESUS has revealed to me the mystical significance of the number 74 -- the number in which the entire universe operates around.

Let's take the order of alphabet and make numbers out of them.
If A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, etc. then...
J = 10, E = 5, S = 19, U = 21, S = 19, therefore...
10+5+19+21+19 = 74
J+E+S+U+S = 74
We see that "JESUS" adds up to 74!

We also know that SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in 1974....
I have a tested IQ of 174...

It is a cosmic number and it is manifest all across the universe. If this isn't proof of intelligent design, I don't know what is!
74% of everything in this universe is dark energy (NASA's WMAP)
74% of this universe's mass is hydrogen
74% of the Sun's mass is hydrogen. Most stars in the Milky Way Galaxy consist of 74% hydrogen
74% of Earth's surface is water
74% of Earth's freshwater is contained in ice caps and glaciers
74% of human brain is water
74% of chicken egg is water


And now for more examples of 74...

Space Shuttle Challenger blew up 74 seconds after take off, thus sending a clear message to ATHEIST ASTRONAUTS TO STOP PLAYING SPACESHIP JESUS!

74 as a date is 7/4 = JULY 4! The birthday of the greatest nation, the USA!

George Washington had 74 generals in the Continental Army.

74 = The number of sons of Levites, Jeshua, Kadmiel, Binnui, Hodaviah, in the Census of men of Israel upon return from exile (Holy Bible, Ezra 2:40).

A hurricane, by definition, is a system with sustained winds of at least 74 MPH

Ken Jennings, the all-time winningest champ on Jeopardy! ended his streak on the 74th show

Donald Rumsfeld was oldest U.S. Secretary of Defense at 74


SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

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Why Twice Great? Three Fold the Messenger of God of Wisdom and King of World Order. The order of Melchizedek. Our next Word Enoch. Earths Next Orbit Changes History. Hermes and Enoch were the Same. Trismegistus in other words satan and I are brothers.

I escort people from the dead to life. He holds the Dead until they understand John and Paul. Acceptance
Hermes Trismegistus was three times great in the ancient disciplines Alchemy, Astrology, and Magic. Hermes and Enoch were not of the same; Hermes and Thoth were the same. Enoch was once born a man then was transformed into Metatron -- a ROBOT ANGEL and sent millions of light years away to the darkest galaxies to bring Light to them. No more flesh and blood, but now an entity of pure SPIRIT AND METAL AND PLASTIC AND FIRE AND WIRES.

You claim to be a Psychopomp. But you are treading into dangerous areas because of Psycho Pimps aka MOTEL PIMPS, who hang outside motel room doors and spy on you and rape you when you are asleep. I've had my share of Motel Pimps use Nazi technology to break into my door where I was forcibly sodomized by these vile beings. Motel Pimps own "escorts" just like living and the dead escorts...

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John is my Father. I am Paul chained to my Father. If you have read the New Testament you would understand this clearly.
New Testament is invalid put next to the Next Testament. SPACESHIP JESUS has dictated the Next Testament to me for over 35 years using telepathy, vision, dreams, subliminal messages, television and radio, movies, books, and psychic insight. New Testament only tells half of the story; No doubt Christianity in Crisis because Old and New Testaments do not jive;
OLD Testament = Thesis,
New Testament = Antithesis,
Next Testament = Synthesis.
You need Synthesis. HEGEL IS PROVEN RIGHT BY CHRISTIANITY'S DECLINE.

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I wish you luck when you cross over. Whether it be in your House or on your streets or in your fields. I have Faith I know I will because I have done it many times in the past. You had better cover your Ass. And who covered the Ass with his Ass. Jesus Did...
I will not die. Jesus said that "through him we may have eternal life" in the Gospel of John. SPACESHIP JESUS has told me that we can have aeternal life through him....we will not literally die. On December 21, 2012 Spaceship Jesus will land and the apocalypse will begin. A war of which likes nobody in human history has ever seen. All of the faithful will be taken on board Spaceship Jesus and we will jet up to the galaxial skies while the damned remain on the filthy earth they created. A post-nuclear wasteland full of robots and savage mutants and vicious animals and communists and fascists. The saved will live forever on board Spaceship Jesus, a magnificent and grand spaceship full of hotels, sandy beaches, ski resorts, casinos, canyons, psychedelic wonderlands, etc.


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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 07:43 PM

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I have seen that 111 x 111 =12321


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That is a name. You can take it or leave it – it is the same.
Yes Mr. Bathfire and the numbers equal 9. For being Finished my Friend. My whole name Chip Edward Lamar Turberville or CELT. Christs Everlasting Living Testament. I have lived forever but I have had many lifes and names. Sometimes asleep and sometimes awake. Today I am awake. Fully awake.
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