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Smile Computer problems: advice, prayer, faith-repairing - 12-05-2009, 05:17 PM

This thread is where we can talk about computer problems. There are a lot of helpful computer geniuses (I will not acuse them of being wizards!) who can help. Better yet, we can pray for the healing of viruses and such, and a lucky few might even have a faith-repairing session with a True Christian™ pastor.

I'll start the ball rolling by asking our Bretheren and Sistren to pray for my PC.

Friends, I've fiddled around on the inside of my PC case for the last time. Got new RAM, and while it seemed to sort of fit, the clicker things were supposed to click. So I shoved it in like the Pope in a Thai boys school after a month at sea, and figured it would work, and it does, but my PC hard-crashes - that is, freezes - whenever it's desk gets bumped, and sometimes just at random. It might be because the RAM didn't click, it might be because I cracked the motherboard while trying to make the RAM click. I'm assuming that it didn't fit because the RAM is "incompatable". Which is silly because it's obviously working just fine, the only "incompatibility" is the size and shape of the bits that connect - in short, it's manufactured incompatibility.

It's time like these that I'm surprised that so many computer nerds are free-market libertarians. They spend half their day complaining about government bureacracy, and the rest of the day inventing Kakfa-esque labryinths that make Government offices look plug-and-play by comparism. Could you imagine if car-users where expected to go through what PC users are expected to go through?

"I don't know if that tire is compatable with my car, since the tire is a 4895689-gfnfdhg-466786-6527889hgf-ULTRA and the radiator is a 57636-6524nhgfj-6535624.65246.523653.23546."

"N00B!"

"Fine, just fill er up"

"Here's a 2 meg PDF listing of which types of gas are incompatable with your GFF-56747-436346.554 windshield wipers..."


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