I've heard it a thousand times: "I can't join Overeaters Anonymous because it's a false Christian cult, and and I don't want to go to Weight Watchers because they have so many female employees who work outside the home."
So you just sit there wallowing in cheese cake and your wife's pie.
Well no more! Now there is a Christian approach to weight loss, and it's been working wonders for me:
Order your copy
here!
This C.S. Lewis fellow is truly one of our age's great Christian thinkers, and besides helping you shed those ugly pounds, he also does yeoman like duty debunking alleged contradictions in the Bible:
Why Godly Christians Have Evil Thoughts
Though I must confess I'm a bit concerned about the above essay's mention of a "revised" English Bible, I suspect you'll agree with me that C.S. Lewis's scriptural reasoning is sound.
Shout Glory!
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