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Godly Women Boycott Filthy Flavors

OneMillionMoms, an organization affiliated with the American Family Association, announced a boycott of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream over a new flavor called “Schweddy Balls.” The group said Friday on its website: “The vulgar new flavor has turned something as innocent as ice cream into something repulsive. Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket.”

The idea for the ice cream flavor’s name came from a 1998 Saturday Night Live comedy segment featuring Alec Baldwin, Molly Shannon, and Ana Gasteyer. In the sketch Baldwin plays Pete Schweddy, a baker who brings his best-selling holiday treat to share with two public radio hosts. “No one can resist my Schweddy balls,” Baldwin famously said in character.
The new Ben & Jerry’s flavor consists of vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum flavor, mixed with fudge-covered rum and milk chocolate malt balls.

I'm all for adding a little rum to just about anything, but this ice cream sounds disgusting, and it's clearly designed to support the homosexual agenda, not unlike Ben and Jerry's previous controversial flavor, "Hubby Hubby."

But don't take my word for it, and don't take the word of one million mothers. Instead, let's ask God how He feels about this kind of obscenity...

Ephesians 5:4

Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.

If those idiot hippies at Ben and Jerry's had any sense at all, they'd come out with an ice cream flavor called "Thank You Dear Lord for Giving Me Another Day of Life, During Which I Still Have a Chance to Get Saved!"

[Redeemed Papist]

I can see it now; loads of otherwise straight young lads tittering in the school playground. "Anyone wanna lick my Schweddy Balls," they'll cry, little realising how they have just taken Satan's first step down the road to homosexuality.

At the very least it might be used to tempt girls into lewd thoughts of being harlots.

Vigilance is all important!

GLORY!

[Brother Temperance]

All ice cream is for queers anyway. I only eat tough, heterosexual, manly snacks, like steaks, pork scratching and cotton candy. Sometimes I bury little bits of pork scratching in my cotton candy, for an unforgettable manly Christian taste sensation.

[Faith_Machine]

Here in San Francisco, we got a restaurant called Memphis Minnie's that sells bacon brittle. It's like peanut brittle, except that instead of faggy peanuts, you get delicious bacon! Coated in candy!

[Faith_Machine]

Of course you do need to be very careful about dining anywhere in San Francisco. You never know when those queer waiters are going to sneak a little semen into the food they're serving you.