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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 01-07-2023, 11:56 PM

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1. That is the mirage effect AFFECTING the boat. Not a mirage of an ACTUAL BOAT, the boat is real and can be stood on, but the atmosphere is warping the boat. That doesn't mean the boat isn't there…
3. I'm not really fond of wine, there's just something about its taste that just doesn't sit right with me…
4. I'm not gonna even talk about the Bible stuff
A land-based mirage is no different. The pictures I used show two different phenomena. Satan bending light to deceive Jesus would be an almost identical phenomenon, in that however those places appeared, "over the horizon" as you seem to be claiming with no supporting evidence, they were actual real places you could walk on. Similarly for the case of, say, grain silos in an agricultural landscape: there they are shimmering as though on water but they're quite real and you could walk on one. My example demonstrates that Jesus was not deceived and really did see all lands from His vantage point. He needed to be high up to see over trees and smaller hills and stuff.

To appreciate that you'd need to read through The Bible to get God's perspective. For instance, although He recommends wine with food, there are several examples covered to suit individual taste – so long as it's not RED wine. Purple? Yellow? Green? all OK. It's great to see you taking an interest in your eternity and I'm happy to repost this chart from last year for you.

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Proverbs 23:31 Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, When it giveth his colour in the cup, When it moveth itself aright.

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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 01-08-2023, 02:07 AM

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4. I'm not gonna even talk about the Bible stuff, I know how you people get to protective of it.
YOU claimed "In the Old Testament of the Bible, Jesus is God's son, he was conceived from Mary and Joesph. Yea, I've read the Bible".

Even LITTLE CHILDREN know Jesus being Mary's son is in the NEW testament.

So no, it's not us being "protective". It's you being wrong. Again...

I pray at some point you will gain the ability to see your own mistakes and learn from them. This is beyond embarrassing. I assume your birth parents gave you up for adoption as soon as you learned to talk?


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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 01-25-2023, 08:26 AM

A little question: if the Earth is fat because Jesus saw all the kingdoms of that time from a very high mountain, wouldn't it be better pointing the location of the mount itself?
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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 01-25-2023, 08:32 AM

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A little question: if the Earth is fat because Jesus saw all the kingdoms of that time from a very high mountain, wouldn't it be better pointing the location of the mount itself?
The mountain was obviously on the Moon. Even standing at the top of Mt. Everest, haze eventually blocks your view of distant lands.


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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 01-26-2023, 12:08 AM

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The mountain was obviously on the Moon. Even standing at the top of Mt. Everest, haze eventually blocks your view of distant lands.
That's just because of the pollution, Brother. In Jesus' times, there was not as much pollution as there is today, so you could see more clearly at longer distances.


Speaking of the flat Earth, I saw the image below lately, and my head hurts: does that mean the Antipodes are literally on the opposite side of the Earth disc? How is that even possible? I think my female brain is too small to understand this.

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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 01-28-2023, 07:12 AM

The earth might be flat, hollow or squared, but that doesn't matter on how we see the World. And the best way to understand this World is by collecting evidence. In the book Alien Assessment you can find a method that actually proves that we live in some kind of alternate reality aka *Midget porn removed* Test it for yourself and prove me wrong..
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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 01-28-2023, 02:46 PM

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The earth might be flat, hollow or squared, but that doesn't matter on how we see the World. And the best way to understand this World is by collecting evidence. In the book Alien Assessment you can find a method that actually proves that we live in some kind of alternate reality
"Alternative reality???" This site is not standup comedy. Reality is Jesus. There is no alternative Jesus. Reality is looking at the horizon and seeing FLAT. Get help.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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That's just because of the pollution, Brother. In Jesus' times, there was not as much pollution as there is today, so you could see more clearly at longer distances.


Speaking of the flat Earth, I saw the image below lately, and my head hurts: does that mean the Antipodes are literally on the opposite side of the Earth disc? How is that even possible? I think my female brain is too small to understand this.

The poster says it is Australia, and there is something like that in Australia... but it is simply the underside of the disc.

People who don't read the Bible are often tricked this way.





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A little question: if the Earth is fat because Jesus saw all the kingdoms of that time from a very high mountain, wouldn't it be better pointing the location of the mount itself?
What difference would that make?
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A little question: if the Earth is fat because Jesus saw all the kingdoms of that time from a very high mountain, wouldn't it be better pointing the location of the mount itself?
The Earth is not "fat".That is the whole point! Honestly, I despair of you Cathlics.


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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 02-03-2023, 01:59 AM

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Going by the cosmology of Genesis it would be Antarctica. Here’s a sermon on that I highly recommend: https://youtube.com/watch?v=D9OWe0bgclk You also should check out this channel: https://youtube.com/user/Alternativerealm
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Going by the cosmology of Genesis it would be Antarctica. Here’s a sermon on that I highly recommend: https://youtube.com/watch?v=D9OWe0bgclk
What an excellent sermon! Thank you for sharing this.

The evolutionists, the big bang theorists, and the round Earthers are engaged in a massive conspiracy to destroy the Christian religion by using evidence to show that the science in the Bible is wrong. We can't let them win because people's souls are at risk. I hope they enjoy all of their carefully controlled scientific experiments and detailed observational data while they're burning in Hell for all eternity.


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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 09-09-2023, 03:24 AM

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A land-based mirage is no different. The pictures I used show two different phenomena. Satan bending light to deceive Jesus would be an almost identical phenomenon, in that however those places appeared, "over the horizon" as you seem to be claiming with no supporting evidence, they were actual real places you could walk on. Similarly for the case of, say, grain silos in an agricultural landscape: there they are shimmering as though on water but they're quite real and you could walk on one. My example demonstrates that Jesus was not deceived and really did see all lands from His vantage point. He needed to be high up to see over trees and smaller hills and stuff.

To appreciate that you'd need to read through The Bible to get God's perspective. For instance, although He recommends wine with food, there are several examples covered to suit individual taste – so long as it's not RED wine. Purple? Yellow? Green? all OK. It's great to see you taking an interest in your eternity and I'm happy to repost this chart from last year for you.

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I'm going to add to TF2's Statement. Maybe you don't know how Mirages work?


Mirages work by light from a source or being bounces off from the source coming into the air, but the air has 2 layers, each with different temperatures. Note that this only works in HOT areas. As the light goes into the hotter layer of air, the light is warped into our eyes, but as a warbly image on the ground, and the image is also flipped vertically. Thats why when we see those patches of water in the hot sun, it's really just they sky's light being warped into our eyes, thus, giving us the mirage.
Here is a diagram of that effect in place.


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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 09-09-2023, 04:03 AM

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I'm going to add to TF2's Statement. Maybe you don't know how Mirages work?
Mirages work by light from a source or being bounces off from the source coming into the air, but the air has 2 layers, each with different temperatures. Note that this only works in HOT areas. As the light goes into the hotter layer of air, the light is warped into our eyes, but as a warbly image on the ground, and the image is also flipped vertically. Thats why when we see those patches of water in the hot sun, it's really just they sky's light being warped into our eyes, thus, giving us the mirage.
Here is a diagram of that effect in place.
We have no use here at Landover Baptist for the word "mirage." It is a term used by atheists to disparage those who saw the physical Jesus. This is a very demanding site and we do not tolerate people coming on here and making stuff up.

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I'm going to add to TF2's Statement. Maybe you don't know how Mirages work?

Mirages work by light from a source or being bounces off from the source coming into the air, but the air has 2 layers, each with different temperatures. [Etc.]
I would have thought it was obvious I had heard all about mirages before? I won't reproduce your graphic but my point was that MIRAGES WERE NOT THE REASON JESUS COULD SEE DISTANT LANDS from the mountaintop. Whether the theory behind them is reliable or not, they are never necessary to explain anything in the life of Christ or the miracles performed by prophets and apostles across millennia of recorded history.

Sometimes people say that Jesus had magic vision that penetrated 11 dimensions (or 10 + a null dimension if you prefer in which however you positioned yourself a line in the 0th dimension would always appear end on) so He could see everything all the time anyway. Satan would have no need to take Him up the mountain then, would he?

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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 12-28-2023, 12:11 AM

The edges are at the South Pole where walls of ice prevent people from falling off and going to Hades prematurely. It is accepted even by so-called 'scientists' that you cannot travel South of the South Pole. Instead you end up returning North.
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Default Re: If the Earth is flat... - 01-06-2024, 07:31 AM

Some friends of mine have recently returned from a cruise (in fact on a privately owned purpose-built research vessel constructed by the Finns as a pair) (but now operating as pleasure craft, if that's your idea of fun) (and I'd imagine ludicrously expensive) so they went to see the ice: were there actually walls? Yes.


ICE WALL BY DAY, viewed from a reasonable distance


DIFFERENT LOCATION – IN THE GLOAMING, closer up


AT NIGHT, ice wall repulses the ocean's encroachment



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There are other pictures showing warm channels amongst the walls. Perhaps those had emerged from the malignant depths? But if not even the oceans can penetrate these walls, surely we won't be able to fall through. Perhaps accidentally using a nuke or something – anyway, it's said the most central region of Hades is frozen over, encapsulating Satan. Perhaps he relies on demons for the time being – after all, I know about demon possession but have never come across "Satan possession" unless he's using telepathy on popes & ayatollahs as a stopgap measure! even so, I've neither met a pope nor an ayatollah, don't want to and if I do will probably get burnt at the stake or decapitated so let's hope what I say is worth it! (it would be)

Could that frozen hub be in fact the South Pole?
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Some friends of mine have recently returned from a cruise (in fact on a privately owned purpose-built research vessel constructed by the Finns as a pair) (but now operating as pleasure craft, if that's your idea of fun) (and I'd imagine ludicrously expensive) so they went to see the ice: were there actually walls? Yes.


ICE WALL BY DAY, viewed from a reasonable distance


DIFFERENT LOCATION – IN THE GLOAMING, closer up


AT NIGHT, ice wall repulses the ocean's encroachment



There are other pictures showing warm channels amongst the walls. Perhaps those had emerged from the malignant depths? But if not even the oceans can penetrate these walls, surely we won't be able to fall through. Perhaps accidentally using a nuke or something – anyway, it's said the most central region of Hades is frozen over, encapsulating Satan. Perhaps he relies on demons for the time being – after all, I know about demon possession but have never come across "Satan possession" unless he's using telepathy on popes & ayatollahs as a stopgap measure! even so, I've neither met a pope nor an ayatollah, don't want to and if I do will probably get burnt at the stake or decapitated so let's hope what I say is worth it! (it would be)

Could that frozen hub be in fact the South Pole?
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