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The "Make it Better" game -
10-24-2009, 04:04 PM
Same as the "make it worse" game, only positive.
I'll start: Chocolate-coated bacon.
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-24-2009, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
Same as the "make it worse" game, only positive.
I'll start: Chocolate-coated bacon.
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Battered deep fried chocolate-coated bacon.
Liz Taylor finally burning in hell.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-24-2009, 07:31 PM
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Battered deep fried chocolate-coated bacon.
Liz Taylor finally burning in hell.
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Liz Taylor having her back broken
Hitler has a grandson who is alive
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-24-2009, 07:41 PM
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Liz Taylor having her back broken
Hitler has a grandson who is alive
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Hitler has a grandson who is alive, but being kept in a concentration camp!!
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-24-2009, 07:45 PM
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Battered deep fried chocolate-coated bacon.
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Battered deep fried chocolate-coated-bacon krispie kream donut bun double-cheeseburger.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-25-2009, 10:17 AM
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Battered deep fried chocolate-coated-bacon krispie kream donut bun double-cheeseburger.
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FREE battered deep fried chocolate-coated-bacon krispie kream donut bun double-cheeseburgers!
Next: The 2009 Witch Hunt.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-25-2009, 11:53 AM
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The 2009 Witch hunt with free ammo suplied by the Church.
Dead Iraqis
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-25-2009, 11:57 AM
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Dead Iraqis
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Dead iraqis burnt to a crisp and with an American flag shoved up their butts. (I have a pic of this, do you want to see it?)
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-25-2009, 02:12 PM
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Dead iraqis burnt to a crisp and with an American flag shoved up their butts. (I have a pic of this, do you want to see it?)
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-27-2009, 03:14 PM
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-27-2009, 03:35 PM
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Glee banned for pornography and promoting occultism.
Mass layoff of American unionized(as in mooching LOOTERS) autoworkers.
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-27-2009, 03:41 PM
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This post is disqualified since Glee is banned in Freehold for pornography and promoting occultism.
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But.... It's about American Values, like football and high school and grape Slushies.
Occultism? I think I might have missed that episode...........
Mass hiring of the unemployed by the Reinvestment projects on highways and infrastructure!
Next: new suede gloves on a frosty morning, when the steering wheel is all cold.
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-27-2009, 04:29 PM
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Mass layoff of American unionized(as in mooching LOOTERS) autoworkers.
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After layoff, many postions open for hard working mexicans.
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-27-2009, 05:04 PM
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After layoff, many postions open for hard working mexicans.
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After layoff, many postions open for hard working mexicans to scrub every toilet from here back to Messico city.
Next: Pot roast and macarony and cheese flavored tacos and boysenberrie empanadas.
GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-27-2009, 05:21 PM
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After layoff, many postions open for hard working mexicans to scrub every toilet from here back to Messico city.
Next: Pot roast and macarony and cheese flavored tacos and boysenberrie empanadas.
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How in the name of the Risen Lord does Emil Sledge know what an "empanada" is?
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-27-2009, 05:26 PM
Iz seez him da uder day down at dat der taco stand holin hands wit a beener! Iz do thinks dat wez needs ta stop dat der weddin of his cause Iz sure that he smells like beans now!
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-27-2009, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Lee
How in the name of the Risen Lord does Emil Sledge know what an "empanada" is?
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How in the name of the Risen Lord does Emil Sledge know what an "empanada" is and is he really from Mexico?
Next: Deep Fried twinkies make delicious after school treats for children.
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-27-2009, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by NeedsToBeSaved
How in the name of the Risen Lord does Emil Sledge know what an "empanada" is and is he really from Mexico?
Next: Deep Fried twinkies make delicious after school treats for children.
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Deep friend twinkies with deep fried snikers on the side.
NEXED:laid off steel mill worker who was too lazy to compete with the hard working Chines losing his unemployment benefits.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-28-2009, 01:09 AM
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NEXED:laid off steel mill worker who was too lazy to compete with the hard working Chines losing his unemployment benefits.
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Laid off steel mill worker who was too lazy to compete with the hard working Chinee losing his unemployment benefits but DOUBLING his Tithe to Landover Baptist Church!
Next: Disneyland goes bankrupt.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The "Make it Better" game -
10-28-2009, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Lee
How in the name of the Risen Lord does Emil Sledge know what an "empanada" is?
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One a the guys over to the buffin shop where I used a work he brought in a bunch a stuff from that Taco bell acros the street and them apple empanadas was ok but that other stuff in the bag wernt fit to give a dog. Boysenberrie mepanadas would sure be better but nothin like boysenberrie pie made by Lola.
GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!
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