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Piece of cake Year End Thread and predictions for 2020 - 12-31-2019, 02:20 PM

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Predictions:

1. End of the world, Janurary 1st, 5:45 AM.

2. Teenage slang will continue to make our language more efficient, until we can once again communicate with only grunts. This will be helped by the fact that the only thoughts we will bother to communicate will also be grunts.

3. The Deep State will send an armada of stealth bombers to drop nerve gas on Q-anan's secret hideout. NRA members with bump-stocks will shoot them all down.

4. Pizzagate is just the "tip" of the "ice"burg as icecreamgate erupts. Lots of shrinkage pics making for some indubitably dank memes.

5. "Indubitably" is totally something that the cool kids are saying. Also "totally".

4. End of the World March 2nd, 4:21AM

5. The KFC Quadrupal-down is awarded Time's Man Of The Year.

6. A metastudy proves once and for all that Iphones cause eyeball cancer. It gets blocked and reported.

7. End of the World March 2nd, 4:22AM

8. Someone claims that 2 and 5 contradict each other. Their post is deleted and they get an IP ban.

9. Brother Trump wins (does that even count as a prediction?)


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