[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Tchoupitoulas

It's not like anyone is dimb enough to think that a steady diet of hot dogs is good for you, even if they're the higher quality hot dogs.

Oh, little one. You are still wet behind your precious new arrival ears. On this forum, there is ALWAYS someone dumb enough to think or believe something otherwise bellied by common sense.

Just when you think that you've encountered the nadir of dumbness, you discover there is underground parking one floor below for the even dumber.

Sighfully Yours,

Handmaiden

[Mark Christ]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

9. Sandals. Perverted men with foot fantasies may be provoked into a sexshul frenzy and rape the person nearest to him.

I know JESUS wore sandals, but back then China didn't manufacture shoes so HE had no choice.

I have even seen some harlots expose their feet with PAINTED toe nails!
Such wanton sexual displays are straight paths to Hell.

Men can wear sandals because, as you say, Jesus did too.
However, modesty counts. I only wear mine with socks.

[Dirk]

We need more Jews?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Originally Posted by Mark Christ

I have even seen some harlots expose their feet with PAINTED toe nails!
Such wanton sexual displays are straight paths to Hell.

Men can wear sandals because, as you say, Jesus did too.
However, modesty counts. I only wear mine with socks.

Brother,

Whilst I must admit your look is quite fetching, I must say you don't seem to have the modesty as down-pat as it should be. I think it would be more than the summer sun causing ladies to get heated up in that outfit.

Perhaps next time you are out and about cavorting, you should try a longer pant with your footwear ensemble.



Just a suggestion.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Tchoupitoulas]

Trust me, neither plaid shorts nor high-water pants, are going to get anyone hot and bothered, and socks with sandals are just overkill on the quest for life-long celibacy.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Originally Posted by Tchoupitoulas

Trust me, neither plaid shorts nor high-water pants, are going to get anyone hot and bothered, and socks with sandals are just overkill on the quest for life-long celibacy.

What would you know of such things, Chipolatas?

It is obvious you know nothing of modesty.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Mark Christ]

Originally Posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow

Brother,

Whilst I must admit your look is quite fetching, I must say you don't seem to have the modesty as down-pat as it should be. I think it would be more than the summer sun causing ladies to get heated up in that outfit.

Perhaps next time you are out and about cavorting, you should try a longer pant with your footwear ensemble.

Just a suggestion.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

Oh Goodness! Please forgive me. To all the fine ladies here - I hope I did not put any unclean thoughts in your head.

That picture was taken while I was teaching Mrs. Christ how to properly take out the garbage every night. I had removed my belt to make sure she understood her lesson and my pants fell down. Those are my undergarments Mrs. Christ made for me out of an old tablecloth.

[James Dewitt]

This is why you don't go to a public swimming pool !

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

13. Slip n Slides. Why not just be a whore that wrassles in a tub full of jello? Today I saw some little girls who were playing on the slip and slide, legs spread wide Eagle as they flopped and thrashed as they slid down. Utterly disgusting! They also had wedgies that would make Borat squirm. Playing on these is the same as having sex in public. If you get raped while playing on one it will be your own fault.

14. Woman's Swimming Caps. Even Ether Merman looked like a wanton whore in these crazy contraptions. Nothing screams I'm a whore like a swim cap.

[Heratio Christofison]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

13. Slip and Slides. Why not just be a whore that wrassles in a tub full of jello? Today I saw some little girls who were playing on the slip and slide, legs spread wide Eagle as they flopped and thrashed as they slid down. Utterly disgusting! They also had wedgies that would make Borat squirm. Playing on these is the same as having sex in public. If you get raped while playing on one it will be your own fault.

As much as I hate pedophilic muslimins with all my guts.. i must admit they did quite a good job on their females... it can be beneficial sometimes to learn from our enemies.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Originally Posted by Heratio Christofison

As much as I hate pedophilic muslimins with all my guts.. i must admit they did quite a good job on their females... it can be beneficial sometimes to learn from our enemies.

Indeed. and I'm sure they deserved it!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Summer Foods to aviod:

Snow Cones - I believe it's origins come from the savage eskimoes

Watermelon - A favorite food of colored folks

Frozen Yogurt - I'm pretty sure the dot head Indians invented this.

Frozen Banana's - One word ...... stiffy.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Swimming Pools

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson

Swimming Pools

You're absolutely right, sister, but you can rest easy.

I have it on good authority that the FPD is not only going to beef up the NO LIFEGUARD BUT JESUS ordinance, but is also going to police the use of inflatable pools and wading pools in backyards this year.

It will be a summer of chastity for for all of Freehold!

[Angelicus]

I'm sorry, but are you guys for real? You hold on to the darkest age of 'Christianity' and claim it's the ONLY religion. New flash, Jesus was Jewish. If anything, THAT is the 'one true' religion. Jesus wasn't some fancily dressed man with a clean shaven beard and clean hair. He was raised a peasant in the middle eastern culture and worked as a carpenter. You people disgrace the the name of 'Christians' and all that it stands for. I know I will be banned for this single post of truth. Fine, prove your idiocy to me and do it. All I want you people to know is how ridiculously outrageous you sound. I advise you to sit in your prayer closets and spend a long time there reviewing everything you believe. May you find the truth in your travels.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Angelicus

I'm sorry, but are you guys for real? You hold on to the darkest age of 'Christianity' and claim it's the ONLY religion. New flash, Jesus was Jewish. If anything, THAT is the 'one true' religion. Jesus wasn't some fancily dressed man with a clean shaven beard and clean hair. He was raised a peasant in the middle eastern culture and worked as a carpenter. You people disgrace the the name of 'Christians' and all that it stands for. I know I will be banned for this single post of truth. Fine, prove your idiocy to me and do it. All I want you people to know is how ridiculously outrageous you sound. I advise you to sit in your prayer closets and spend a long time there reviewing everything you believe. May you find the truth in your travels.

Dear hatemonger;

Jesus is not a slimy kike. Read THIS and then repent.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Noah Sole]

Originally Posted by Angelicus

I'm sorry, but are you guys for real? You hold on to the darkest age of 'Christianity' and claim it's the ONLY religion. New flash, Jesus was Jewish. If anything, THAT is the 'one true' religion. Jesus wasn't some fancily dressed man with a clean shaven beard and clean hair. He was raised a peasant in the middle eastern culture and worked as a carpenter. You people disgrace the the name of 'Christians' and all that it stands for. I know I will be banned for this single post of truth. Fine, prove your idiocy to me and do it. All I want you people to know is how ridiculously outrageous you sound. I advise you to sit in your prayer closets and spend a long time there reviewing everything you believe. May you find the truth in your travels.

.

A couple of points (among the many inaccuracies in your post):
- Jesus was not a carpenter, the word used in the original literature was tekton which can mean carpenter but most usually means a builder or more often 'stonemason'. Given the lack of decent sized trees in the area it would appear almost certainly that he was a stonemason.
- Jesus was not a joo. His father is God who is most certainly not a joo. His 'mum' had nothing to do with his lineage either.

The rest of the 'truth' in your post is similarly wrong.

All the best

[Mr.Common Sense]

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson

1. Public Pools! They can cause pregnancy. True Christian women should never get in them past their knees. Public pools also spread the AIDS. Come to think of it JUST STAY OUT of them.

Ok where do you get the "fact" that you can get pregnant in a pool? And if public pools really did spread AIDS you think they would still have them open. You could kiss and man or women you had AIDS and you wouldn't catch it. It's an STD stupid.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Mr.Common Sense

Ok where do you get the "fact" that you can get pregnant in a pool? And if public pools really did spread AIDS you think they would still have them open. You could kiss and man or women you had AIDS and you wouldn't catch it. It's an STD stupid.

You make a good point, friend. Public pools are also breeding grounds for STDs.



YiC,

Zech

[Mr.Common Sense]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

You make a good point, friend. Public pools are also breeding grounds for STDs.

Be careful now. Remember retards go to hell