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Default Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so - 02-21-2013, 05:04 PM

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Let me guess, you believe in evilution and a gazillion year old earth without a shred of evidence just because you've always heard it that way, so it must be true.

What are you talking about?? I cant beleive I got an infraction for that post - its the TRUTH!!! Not some made up story like the Bible. Maybe I am athiest but I am open minded. Some of you are SICK SCIK - someone even mentioned anal rape? WTFFF????
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Default Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so - 02-21-2013, 05:31 PM

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What are you talking about??
Questioning the judgement of a True Christian - Infraction = 10 points
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I cant beleive I got an infraction for that post
Misspelling and failure to believe your eyes- Infraction = 10 points[/quote]
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- its the TRUTH!!!
Only God's Word is The TRUTH!!! - Infraction = 10 points
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Not some made up story like the Bible.
Denying God - Infraction = 10 points
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Maybe I am athiest but I am open minded.
More misspelling and lies - Infraction = 10 points
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Some of you are SICK SCIK
USING CAPITAL LETTERS TO SHOUT ON THE INTERNET - Infraction = 10 points
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- someone even mentioned anal rape? WTFFF????
Bringing up the subject of anal rape when there are likely to be women present. - Infraction = 10 points

Plus - Infraction = 10 points for accruing more than 50 infraction points.

Total Infraction = 80 points.





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Default Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so - 02-22-2013, 12:59 AM

I don't even care about your stupid infarctions. :sarc asm:: sarcasm:
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Smile Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so - 02-22-2013, 01:15 AM

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I don't even care about your stupid infarctions. :sarc asm:: sarcasm:
Friend, we care about you. Issuing infractions hurt us more than they hurt you. We do it for the Love of Jesus.
Now please, stop tweakng your purple pony and show God that you respect His Beauty.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I don't even care about your stupid infarctions. :sarc asm:: sarcasm:
An infarction refers to tissue death (necrosis) caused by an obstruction of the tissue's blood supply.
An Infraction is a punishment by way of a learning experience and is, through inspiration by The Almighty, The Lord of Hosts, what you get for being out of line with the Love of Christ.

Being unconcerned with my infarction therefore is to be uinconcerned about the welfare of your fellow man. This is a typically atheist attitude – we True Chrstians™ think only of others.

And, thinking of you, have another infraction! 20 points!

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Default Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so - 02-23-2013, 09:42 AM

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Maybe I am athiest but I am open minded.
Friend, an open mind is an open invitation to satan to brutally plow your mud-socket ceaslessly and without lube for all eternity. Unless that is what you are looking for (which seems likely at this point), you'd be wise to cease all attempts to figure out the universe, and your place within it, immediately! Nowhere in the Holy KJV Bible does Jesus Christ give us permission to think on our own. Reality is spelled out for us in the American language, in no uncertain terms, by God Himself...He leaves no room to question Him or second guess His motives. You either believe, obey and follow The Word® blindly...or BURN FOREVER IN HELLFIRE!!! Such is God's love for us!

Only a Loving Father gives us such simple, straight-forward choices...Shout GLORY that He paved the way to Heaven, even for a twisted devil worshiper like YOU (should you repent), with the very flesh blood and bones of His only begotten Son, Jesus Christ! The road is straight and narrow, there is no shoulder or safety lane...no margin for error. But just stay true to the road map provided in The Bible and there shouldn't be any problems, other than the occasional spike-strip thrown in front of your tires by satan.

So, vile sinner, shake those demon inspired thoughts from your head. Embrace Christ, read your Bible and accept every word as COLD HARD FACT liberally sprinkled with God's Love. Jesus is REAL...hell is real...Unicorns are real. Take a leap of faith and BELIEVE
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Default Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so - 03-20-2013, 06:55 PM

Yeah cause we all know that the bible is a fact and cant be debated.
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Default Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so - 03-20-2013, 11:18 PM

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Default Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so - 11-04-2016, 09:56 AM

The Bible got it right!It seems that no one is looking at the definitions from the Biblical times. Or alternate Greek and Hebrew translations.
For instance:
The UNICORN was simply their name for a type of wild ox (Bos primigenius). Since extinct. The name may be unfortunate since it was a two horned animal. The mythical creature came into writing later and was probably unrelated.
The COCKATRICE was most likely a type of cobra given that it was in a den and the proximity to, if not one of, the asps(snakes). Isaiah also refers to its viper eggs. The word cockatrice is the same as the Greek Basilisk(snake) which means 'little king" for its mitre on its head. It may also, although unlikely, refer to an extinct bird that had a reptile like tail that we know from fossils looked very much like the mythical version of a cockatrice. Who's to say that it wasn't still around then or they just saw the bones and imagined it was still around. I've also read books from that era that had a cockatrice character that was described as a very mean /evil rooster. Kind of a "fowl" fowl. Lol I get the sense that that was a common term for rooster back then.
DRAGONS were likely how they referred to wild dogs or jackals since most of the times the word is used in english, the Hebrew translation would have been jackal. That's not to say that it isn't possible that they're referring to dinosaur remains or even living remnants of some sort of dinosaur since we consistently find human and dinosaur remains,fossils and tracks together. Also, drawings and carvings of human/dinosaur interactions.
SATYRS? Well your guess is as good as mine. As far as I can tell, they're simply he-goats as the Hebrew translations say or some sort of demon that all translations hint to. But that Neanderthal theory intrigues me. There's no proof or reason they didn't coexist.
So that's my long winded spiel on how they knew exactly what they were doing when they wrote the Scriptures. It's only been man that has gotten it wrong. Mostly because of those that want it to be wrong.

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Fun introduction
Do you mind showing some respect to God and introduce yourself? There's a whole forum for it, so read the instructions and do it.

Also, stop twisting scripture and educate yourself on the facts


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Default Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so - 11-04-2016, 04:48 PM

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The Bible got it right!It seems that no one is looking at the definitions from the Biblical times. Or alternate Greek and Hebrew translations.
For instance:
The UNICORN was simply their name for a type of wild ox (Bos primigenius). Since extinct. The name may be unfortunate since it was a two horned animal. The mythical creature came into writing later and was probably unrelated.
The COCKATRICE was most likely a type of cobra given that it was in a den and the proximity to, if not one of, the asps(snakes). Isaiah also refers to its viper eggs. The word cockatrice is the same as the Greek Basilisk(snake) which means 'little king" for its mitre on its head. It may also, although unlikely, refer to an extinct bird that had a reptile like tail that we know from fossils looked very much like the mythical version of a cockatrice. Who's to say that it wasn't still around then or they just saw the bones and imagined it was still around. I've also read books from that era that had a cockatrice character that was described as a very mean /evil rooster. Kind of a "fowl" fowl. Lol I get the sense that that was a common term for rooster back then.
DRAGONS were likely how they referred to wild dogs or jackals since most of the times the word is used in english, the Hebrew translation would have been jackal. That's not to say that it isn't possible that they're referring to dinosaur remains or even living remnants of some sort of dinosaur since we consistently find human and dinosaur remains,fossils and tracks together. Also, drawings and carvings of human/dinosaur interactions.
SATYRS? Well your guess is as good as mine. As far as I can tell, they're simply he-goats as the Hebrew translations say or some sort of demon that all translations hint to. But that Neanderthal theory intrigues me. There's no proof or reason they didn't coexist.
So that's my long winded spiel on how they knew exactly what they were doing when they wrote the Scriptures. It's only been man that has gotten it wrong. Mostly because of those that want it to be wrong.
Is it your contention that the Lord thy God was incapable, or unwilling to say what He meant?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so - 11-06-2016, 12:26 AM

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Is it your contention that the Lord thy God was incapable, or unwilling to say what He meant?
He is using the "in Hebrew means" fallacy to deny the Bible. It is more common than it seems. It implies that they know better than King James.


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Default Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so - 11-07-2016, 01:36 AM

Mary, not at all. I am taking the words very literally. I believe the words to be exact. No need for faith or fantasy. That serves to strengthen my belief and serves as a powerful tool to help bring others to Gospel. Also takes a bullet away from nonbelievers and exposes their mockery to be very ignorant and silly.

Brother Gonzales, I have no idea how you jumped so far from my intended point. I only offer Hebrew as a second example of how the words are used in their time to show the words are correct and don't need to be deformed into an animal we know of today or become some mythical creature that just serves as fodder for those that ridicule. It keeps it simple for all. The animals existed just as the words describe them.


I'm not at all implying that His words were anything but precise. His words or meanings didn't change, ours did. Nor did his need to change or have to be anything but what they existed to be.


I'm also not implying that I know even a fraction of others. Many people have probably forgotten more than I'll ever know.
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Default Re: Unicorns, dragons and satyrs are REAL, the Bible tells us so - 11-07-2016, 01:48 AM

I see. So you claim the Holy Bible can and should be understood precisely as It is written, so long as you don't actually understand it precisely as It is written.

Thanks for clearing that up!




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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