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Default Why Are Women So Disgusting - 01-04-2022, 11:58 PM

The Lord has commanded us to go forth and multiply, but he also made that possible only if we insert our tallywhackers into women's lady parts, which are full of blood, urine, yeast, bacteria, and vinegar. Yes, we send them off to isolation during their periods, but the rest of the time, we're expected to expose our virile male bodies to this disease-infested swamp. And I haven't even mentioned what the things look like--a upside-down, pink, wrinkly Jew with a full beard. Plus, it just gets worse as they age.

Surely God must have made women this way to test our faith!


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Default Re: Why Are Women So Disgusting - 01-06-2022, 02:57 AM

It's enough to turn a man the other way. Can I get a Hallelujah Brother?


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Default Re: Why Are Women So Disgusting - 01-08-2022, 08:18 PM

Speaking as someone who is 117% heterosexual, I can't suggest committing the world's worst sin, homosexualism, just because the male reproductive organs are much more attractive than the female. God just made us men better in all aspects of life, and we need to use the strength of character He gave us to overcome the undesirability of sexual congress with women. Hallelujah!


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Rebuke Re: Why Are Women So Disgusting - 01-23-2022, 05:46 PM

God made us clean for a reason. Why women often want to go against His Divinity, I simply do not know for sure. If I were to venture an opinion, I'd say it is because women all know God does not approve of them. If God really wanted women, he would of created them from scratch and not left over parts.


Many years ago, I got this stuff called 'Goop', you used it to fix shoes. I'd not seen it in a long time and a few months back, visiting Rev. Osborne (he was on layover in the free trade zone) I was looking at all the heathens in 'Lost Angels'. Lo and behold, I saw this store, 'Goop'. Wow, a place solely made to worn through shoes. I double parked my F350 dually and went in. Chock full of weird women, all eye balling me like rapists. I got a can of 'Goop' and left. It did not fix my shoes and it smelled something awful! I come to find out, it is supposed to smell like stinky females!!! Lord, what is going on?


God made women to please man. Simple. Men do not like stinky women. Get back into the river and cleanse thyselves and stop laying on the bank baking in the sun and smelling like a fish a week out of the water!


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Default Re: Why Are Women So Disgusting - 05-28-2022, 11:39 PM

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The Lord has commanded us to go forth and multiply, but he also made that possible only if we insert our tallywhackers into women's lady parts, which are full of blood, urine, yeast, bacteria, and vinegar..
Not to mention..mice...🤢


I'd rather leave my tally wacker to the tender mercies of a deep sea anglerfish, but who am I to argue against God's perfect plan, no matter how revolting it may be?
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