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Default Re: Mayan 2012 Prophecies - 09-14-2009, 08:12 PM

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Since when do Mynahs prophesy?

The bar near my house had one of those. It never made a prophecy in its life. It did however, spout profanities in a voice very similar to Nephew Zebulun's...





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Default Re: Mayan 2012 Prophecies - 09-14-2009, 08:46 PM

Could it also be possible the God is using the "godless" religious fanatics to send a message to True Christians?


Acts 2:17
17And it shall come to pass in the last days, saith God, I will pour out of my Spirit upon all flesh: and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and your old men shall dream dreams:
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Default Re: Mayan 2012 Prophecies - 09-14-2009, 10:16 PM

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The bar near my house had one of those. It never made a prophecy in its life. It did however, spout profanities in a voice very similar to Nephew Zebulun's...
I hope it wasn't one of those vile birds that actively attacks pure Southern belles and strips them of their dignity (and clothes). A more sickening sight is hard to imagine. Don't make me go into the story of the time I was attacked by one of those things...


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Default Re: Mayan 2012 Prophecies - 09-18-2009, 06:53 PM

That blasphemy-spewing History Channel.

I'll tell you all what I think it is. My grandaddy used to say, "Ain't nothing quite like a weenie roast to get the dogs barking." The Lord God has used the heathen to speak to the Chosen before, and I believe He is doing it again.

See, the easiest way to find out who's listening to the words of these psychics and fortune-tellers (Deut 18:10-12) is to listen and see who responds to the psychics and fortune-tellers.

I believe Pastor Billy-Reuben is just simply passing on the test to us. He's certainly a wiser man than to truck with these enemies of our Church - he's just testing us to make sure that we are, too.


This is how hard this is.
We are right. They are wrong.
If wasn't enough to teach them, and ain't managed to get it through their heads yet, then I can't see that they have no other choices but ...
AND THAT'S MORE THAN THEY DESERVE!!!
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Default Re: Mayan 2012 Prophecies - 09-18-2009, 07:39 PM

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When I first started people talk about how the Mayan calendar ends on 12-21-12, and were talking about Mayan doomsday prophecies, I thought to myself, here we go again. Here comes the latest installment of new-age mumbo-jumbo.

However, I kept hearing more and more about it, and I was alarmed at some of the things I heard, so I looked into it a bit. I found out that the Mayans weren't the only ones who predicted cataclysmic events for 2012. So did the Hopi Indians, so did Nostradamus, so did Merlin, so did the Upanishads, so did the I Ching, all predicting something happening in 2012.

Now I don't put any stock in predictions from such dubious sources, but the fact that those so-called prophecies all exist lead me to think that maybe there's a reason for it. It can't all be coincidence. I think Satan is planning something big, and he's using 2012 mania as a cover for it.

What do you think?

Pastor Billy-Reuben
Heaven help us, Pastor Billy-Reuben, but you don't think he's planning on getting Obama re-elected do you?



Must go pray with great fervor now...


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