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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 03-31-2010, 02:48 AM

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  1. Have you ever said a curse word; or any other type of corrupt words? (The F word, the B word, etc.)
I dareth say that Rev. Jim Osborne is a monster then, in this case. He has broken said rule of the Bible.
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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 04-03-2010, 05:57 PM

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That question has many parts, and you know it does. It is a little ingenuous of you to pretend that it is a simple question.

I cannot speak for Paul, his words are to be taken as the only and entire explanation of themselves. However, if you are sinning you are not Christian unless, and this is my opinion, you are aware you are sinning, fail to repent and wilfully continue to sin.

There will be those, and I see the force of the argument, who say that if you say you are saved and yet sin, then you never were saved. This would put mankind into the position that he would not know if he were saved until God's Judgment. However, if you are Really saved I don't think you would sin.

It's like learning to ride a bike - you don't fall off unless you do something you know is wrong.

As an aside, I remember an old boss who enjoyed a glass of Mint Julep. However, his boss was teatotal and said that no employee could drink on duty. My boss then announced that if he had a glass in his hand, he was not on duty.

I hope this helps.
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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 04-05-2010, 01:01 PM

I must admit that prior to finding the Lord I had done 3 of the things on that list. I still consider myself a sinner but I consider myself to be an ex-monster because I have asked the Lord for forgiveness and I serve Him. I may have a long way to go but I have faith to back up should my determination fail.
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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 05-12-2010, 01:12 PM

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Regarding cursing and use of the F and B words--

Do "frigg", "phooy", "fudge" or "shucks", "shoot" and "poo" count?

And is it using the Lord's name in vain to say "golly gee whiz" or "gosh"?

If the answer to any of these is heck, yes, then could you suggest some suitable exclamitory interjection phrases?


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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 05-12-2010, 06:17 PM

Im not sure but I might have aced this thing, but Im not sure about #15. While I've never had anything to do with fudge packers (outside of private e-mails with some of the Senior Pastors) I have turned a few Lesbianas around. Can you clarify my score ? I have to show my P.O. something positive besides the urine sample.


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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 05-12-2010, 07:23 PM

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Im not sure but I might have aced this thing, but Im not sure about #15. While I've never had anything to do with fudge packers (outside of private e-mails with some of the Senior Pastors) I have turned a few Lesbianas around. Can you clarify my score ? I have to show my P.O. something positive besides the urine sample.
Well let us review el Guapo. You have shown progress since your bad old days when you were claiming you were greatest thing to happen to Christian woman kind since the bicycle seat and the reason reason why the Freehold blue hairs were walking bowlegged. Of first, you're Mexican, so breaking #1 & #3 is a given with you, and while we are glad you never have broken #15 we are interested in you and #2; have you told a child that some imaginary being that no one has seen and there is no proof for is real?



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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 05-12-2010, 09:29 PM

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Well let us review el Guapo. We are interested in you and #2; have you told a child that some imaginary being that no one has seen and there is no proof for is real?
Hola B.J. Soy muy felice you are taking an interest in my salvation again and you interest in #2 is legendary, I am humbled. I may have more than once told a little chiqita that the Bartender was an ordaind minister an so legal to preform our probationary wedding. And while there were no papers to prove he was a minister he was a real person. I know I might have been cuttin corners but the end Gracias a Dios justified the means. Did I ace the test ?


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