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Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-02-2013, 01:13 AM
Bless this wholesome Woman of God. Not only has she had 19 children for the Lord,(Genesis 9:1) and is still open to letting God using her prolapsed womb for more children,
but she gets it right about being MODEST in everything True Christians™ do. (1 Timothy 2:9)
I am purchasing these swimsuits for my children as soon as our crops come in and I can harvest enough to sell at the market.
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Even when they go snorkeling, the Duggars preserve their modesty.
The stars of TLC's "19 Kids and Counting" are famous not only for having so many children but also for their strict religious beliefs. That's why they went swimming fully clothed while snorkeling during a trip to Puerto Rico in Tuesday night's episode.
As Michelle explained to People magazine, "Bathing suits are pretty and colorful, but it's not our thinking that it is OK to be naked some places and not other places."
"The eyes are the windows to the soul. And we are trying to keep our hearts pure, which is a struggle," she continued.
"Everyone has their idea of what is modest, but for our family, we try to avoid situations ... like the public beach or swimming pools that can make it a challenge to keep our minds pure."
This isn't the first time they've swum in Wholesome Wear swimsuits, though the family generally avoids swimming in public. And the Duggars make sure to stay covered up for whatever activity they're doing -- whether it's swimming, riding horses, or climbing. Their modest dress code has the family's boys wearing long shorts and the girls wearing long skirts.
"This isn't for everyone, and we don't push this on anybody," Michelle explained in TLC's Parentables blog. "And we don't judge anyone that doesn't have this perspective, but for us, we felt like we needed to be covered from our neck to below our knees."
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God bless this Holy, beautiful, selfless woman.
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-02-2013, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Holly Gram
Bless this wholesome Woman of God. Not only has she had 19 children for the Lord,(Genesis 9:1) and is still open to letting God using her prolapsed womb for more children,
but she gets it right about being MODEST in everything True Christians™ do. (1 Timothy 2:9)
I am purchasing these swimsuits for my children as soon as our crops come in and I can harvest enough to sell at the market.
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God bless this Holy, beautiful, selfless woman.
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And God bless you dear for following her Godly example. While so many women of today are willing to vulgarly display themselves for all of the unsaved atheist perverts out there in our unclean world, it makes my heart swell with pride when I think of you and your future potential True Christian™ daughters modestly frolicking at the sea shore attired in a way that would please Jesus Himself. Praise!
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-02-2013, 01:36 AM
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And God bless you dear for following her Godly example. While so many women of today are willing to vulgarly display themselves for all of the unsaved atheist perverts out there in our unclean world, it makes my heart swell with pride when I think of you and your future potential True Christian™ daughters modestly frolicking at the sea shore attired in a way that would please Jesus Himself. Praise!
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Thank you SO much Professor. Mr Holly sometimes stumbles across some horrific photos while he's looking for Scripture. That these women would expose their breasts, and suggestively pose just makes me vomit. At times, there are even MEN exposing their EDITED OUT OF DECENCY.
I can only pray that my helpmeet daughters follow my pure example. As I said, it's the way Christ wants his women to behave. (1 Timothy 2:9)
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-02-2013, 01:52 AM
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Thank you SO much Professor. Mr Holly sometimes stumbles across some horrific photos while he's looking for Scripture. That these women would expose their breasts, and suggestively pose just makes me vomit. At times, there are even MEN exposing their EDITED OUT OF DECENCY.
I can only pray that my helpmeet daughters follow my pure example. As I said, it's the way Christ wants his women to behave. (1 Timothy 2:9)
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While I realize that you are a mere woman and are therefore innocent in the ways of the world, let me just say that it is quite unbecoming of a True Christian™ wife to use such untoward language. Please refrain from it in the future. I have already alerted Mr. Holly and he has assured me that he will be disciplining you for your transgression.
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-02-2013, 01:55 AM
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While I realize that you are a mere woman and are therefore innocent in the ways of the world, let me just say that it is quite unbecoming of a True Christian™ wife to use such untoward language. Please refrain from it in the future. I have already alerted Mr. Holly and he has assured me that he will be disciplining you for your transgression.
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Yes, Sir. I am ashamed that I used those words in front of another man. I was just so shocked at the site of those, that I didn't know what else to call them.
Mr Holly already has my discipline scheduled. Thank you.
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-02-2013, 08:14 PM
19 kids!! Wow. I stopped after 2 boys, I didn't want to risk having any daughters (even though I told Abigail only boys, women can be sneaky). Having the inconvenience of powering one Menstra-Hut® 7 days of the month is expensive enough!!
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-03-2013, 03:10 AM
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19 kids!! Wow. I stopped after 2 boys, I didn't want to risk having any daughters (even though I told Abigail only boys, women can be sneaky). Having the inconvenience of powering one Menstra-Hut® 7 days of the month is expensive enough!!
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Once sister Daisy Mae and I finally tie the knot, I plan on having enough sons to form 2 baseball teams. Including coaches, batboys, and hot dog vendors. We'll make the Duggars look like pikers.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-03-2013, 03:33 AM
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Once sister Daisy Mae and I finally tie the knot, I plan on having enough sons to form 2 baseball teams. Including coaches, batboys, and hot dog vendors. We'll make the Duggars look like pikers.
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Well, I'm personally out to prove that I'm more of a Christian than Michelle Duggar.
I'm praying that God will bless me with a few more children (hopefully boys ) so I can surpass her quiver. Mr Holly and I will be trying each and every night to help me conceive (well, except for my unclean times).
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-03-2013, 04:05 AM
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Well, I'm personally out to prove that I'm more of a Christian than Michelle Duggar.
I'm praying that God will bless me with a few more children (hopefully boys ) so I can surpass her quiver. Mr Holly and I will be trying each and every night to help me conceive (well, except for my unclean times).
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I admire your husband. Being able to perform his husbandly duties that frequently shows a real commitment to Christ. To be able to repeatedly achieve tumescence while staring at that obscene, dripping wound between your legs shows that he is able to put aside his disgust and to do whatever it takes to serve God. Kudos to him!
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-03-2013, 07:01 AM
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With all due respect to Mrs. Duggar and her Godly family, I must disagree with this. There is nothing more titilating, tantilizing and utterly pornographic than the sight of an exposed calf, ankle and/or toe. Not showing any knee is more of a tease than anything else...anyhow, I'll be praying for her swift & complete moral recovery.
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-03-2013, 08:06 AM
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-03-2013, 12:49 PM
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I fail to see why children would need swimsuits. All swimsuits do is encourage children to get all wet and do things underwater out of sight parents should prevent. None of my children or grandchildren ever learned to swim and only 2 of them drowned over the years, no doubt as Godly punishment for not spending enough time on Bible study.
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-03-2013, 03:49 PM
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I admire your husband. Being able to perform his husbandly duties that frequently shows a real commitment to Christ. To be able to repeatedly achieve tumescence while staring at that obscene, dripping wound between your legs shows that he is able to put aside his disgust and to do whatever it takes to serve God. Kudos to him!
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Yes, it IS a sacrifice he makes. Sometimes he wears multiple blindfolds to be assured of not seeing my wound. I feel sorry for men.
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-03-2013, 04:51 PM
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Yes, it IS a sacrifice he makes. Sometimes he wears multiple blindfolds to be assured of not seeing my wound. I feel sorry for men.
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As well you should. The stuff we men have to put with!
Naomi has me at my wits end with the constant yammering, the back sassing, the broken dishes, the falling down the stairs, and the incessant crying. And don't forget about that awful hairy, it-baby she birthed. She is a constant disappointment.
But I married her before God, so it's a lifetime commitment.
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-03-2013, 05:13 PM
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Once sister Daisy Mae and I finally tie the knot, I plan on having enough sons to form 2 baseball teams. Including coaches, batboys, and hot dog vendors. We'll make the Duggars look like pikers.
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It can't long till you finally tie the knot, can it? I'm sure Sister Daisy is literally chomping at the bit.
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-03-2013, 05:24 PM
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As well you should. The stuff we men have to put with!
Naomi has me at my wits end with the constant yammering, the back sassing, the broken dishes, the falling down the stairs, and the incessant crying. And don't forget about that awful hairy, it-baby she birthed. She is a constant disappointment.
But I married her before God, so it's a lifetime commitment.
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Mr Portway, I know that as a woman, it is not my place to suggest anything improper, but is there not any other option for you to have a normal child?
I was reading (Genesis 16) today, and I'm wondering if a handmaiden might be an option?
I hope this wasn't improper.
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-03-2013, 05:43 PM
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Mr Portway, I know that as a woman, it is not my place to suggest anything improper, but is there not any other option for you to have a normal child?
I was reading (Genesis 16) today, and I'm wondering if a handmaiden might be an option?
I hope this wasn't improper.
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I don't know, I think that only counts if your wife is barren.
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Now Sarai Abram's wife bare him no children: and she had an handmaid, an Egyptian, whose name was Hagar.
And Sarai said unto Abram, Behold now, the Lord hath restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go in unto my maid; it may be that I may obtain children by her. And Abram hearkened to the voice of Sarai.
And Sarai Abram's wife took Hagar her maid the Egyptian, after Abram had dwelt ten years in the land of Canaan, and gave her to her husband Abram to be his wife.
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-03-2013, 05:49 PM
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I don't know, I think that only counts if your wife is barren.
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And if the handmaiden has to be an Egyptian, I don't think I could manage to "go into her" no matter how hard I thought about Jesus. Egyptian women are practically coons!
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Re: Michelle Duggar is my idol! -
05-03-2013, 06:51 PM
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And if the handmaiden has to be an Egyptian, I don't think I could manage to "go into her" no matter how hard I though about Jesus. Egyptian women are practically coons!
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You make a good point, as usual.
Here's hoping you can remedy the situation soon, as every many needs many Soldiers of God.
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