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Default cavers for christ - 04-21-2009, 09:07 PM

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cavers4Christ/

This is so disgusting and repugnant I want to puke!
False christians running around trying to get people underground. They'll be underground, and in a lake of fire!


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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 04-21-2009, 11:34 PM

Exactly! If the Good Lord wanted us to see the things you find in caves, He would have put them above ground in the sunshine. Anything you have to feel around in the dark for is something you don't need anyway.


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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 04-22-2009, 03:42 AM

Maybe these cavers are pirates who are looking for buried treasure. It makes sense that you would look in a cave instead of wasting energy excavating a beach to look for treasure. It's cooler, and a lot less work.


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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 04-22-2009, 03:44 AM

Witches and vampires live in caves, so they're no good. Also teenagers go there to take dope and fornicate.


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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 04-22-2009, 03:49 AM

That's why caves are often regulated as state parks and are closed at night. If they weren't, who knows what kind of nonsense would be going on there.


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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 04-22-2009, 04:09 AM

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That's why caves are often regulated as state parks and are closed at night. If they weren't, who knows what kind of nonsense would be going on there.
Do catacombs count as caves? The Romans buried their dead in catacombs and often came to visit and feast in the caves with their dead relatives. The stench had to be overpowering. This may have lead to the downfall of the empire.

Given that, caves should be avoided.

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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 04-22-2009, 04:41 AM

Catacombs are like caves, but they have a different name because they're so much worse. There are dead people buried in there!! If you were going to find ghosts anywhere, it would be in the catacombs.


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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 04-22-2009, 07:35 PM

Mohammad was forty years old and he had been meditating in a cave on Mount Hira for six months. Then voices came to him, this is called the Night of Power. He was in contact with Satan.


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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 04-22-2009, 08:09 PM

The German Nationalists developed a chemical known as xyclon B,which might prove very effective in eliminating anyone that likes to hang out in caves. Works in ovens as well!
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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 04-22-2009, 09:16 PM

what the hell have yall people been smoking.i have never found anything wrong with caving . i have not been looking for satan but he is more than likely on this board.
yall need to get outta the house more often & get a life
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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 04-22-2009, 10:10 PM

your the devil!!!
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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 04-22-2009, 10:31 PM

no i'm not the devil i'm a caver
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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 04-23-2009, 03:31 AM

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yall need to get outta the house more often & get a life
Like smoking weed in a cave with you? No thanks.


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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 04-23-2009, 12:02 PM

okay we cavers are not satan worshippers nor do we go into caves to smoke weed.also we are not trying to find a gateway to hell. we go into caves to have fun and explore places underground that no one else has ever seen. i don't know how you people got that we are satan worshippers or that we go in caves to look for satan. really yall should get your facts straight before you judge a group of people
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You're looking for "virgin" passages?
Sounds like a code word for something not right with Jesus!

If you're interested in passages, you should look in the Bible!! It's full of interesting passages and they bring you to Heaven!


Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 04-26-2009, 12:18 PM

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and they that be in the forts and in the caves shall die of the pestilence.
Ezekiel, chapter 33



White-Nose Syndrome is a disease spread by cavers that is wiping out bat populations across the country.
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Three-quarters of a million bats have died in the nation due to white-nose syndrome, a fungus that has been identified in more than 60 caves in seven states, said David Kampwerth, a biologist with the Arkansas field office of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service at Conway.
http://www.baxterbulletin.com/articl...33/1002/news01

Leviticus, chapter 11



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"11": They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
"19": And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.


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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 04-30-2009, 06:05 AM

This is probably the most ridiculous forum I have ever seen in my life. My caving friend just pointed me to this site and i find it amusing to see the childish opinions some of you people have about things such as caving. These ridiculous radical religious views are the reasons many people are driven away from christianity. I have been a caver since I was young and i have yet to see anything that is satanic or devil worshipping. All i have found is beautiful passage, which just happen to be part of Gods world he created for us, and I will continue for the rest of my life. You can judge me for the actions i take but i think it is all of you who need to look in the mirror and question the actions that person is taking trying to play the part of god.
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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 04-30-2009, 06:16 AM

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All i have found is beautiful passage, which just happen to be part of Gods world he created for us
We only worship one God here, Mr. Caver. Do they even have caves in Iowa?


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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 04-30-2009, 09:23 AM

1 Samuel, Chapter 24, King James Version:

1: And it came to pass, when Saul was returned from following the Philistines, that it was told him, saying, Behold, David is in the wilderness of En-gedi.
2: Then Saul took three thousand chosen men out of all Israel, and went to seek David and his men upon the rocks of the wild goats.
3: And he came to the sheepcotes by the way, where was a cave; and Saul went in to cover his feet: and David and his men remained in the sides of the cave.
4: And the men of David said unto him, Behold the day of which the LORD said unto thee, Behold, I will deliver thine enemy into thine hand, that thou mayest do to him as it shall seem good unto thee. Then David arose, and cut off the skirt of Saul's robe privily.
5: And it came to pass afterward, that David's heart smote him, because he had cut off Saul's skirt.
6: And he said unto his men, The LORD forbid that I should do this thing unto my master, the LORD's anointed, to stretch forth mine hand against him, seeing he is the anointed of the LORD.
7: So David stayed his servants with these words, and suffered them not to rise against Saul. But Saul rose up out of the cave, and went on his way.
8: David also arose afterward, and went out of the cave, and cried after Saul, saying, My lord the king. And when Saul looked behind him, David stooped with his face to the earth, and bowed himself.
9: And David said to Saul, Wherefore hearest thou men's words, saying, Behold, David seeketh thy hurt?
10: Behold, this day thine eyes have seen how that the LORD had delivered thee to day into mine hand in the cave: and some bade me kill thee: but mine eye spared thee; and I said, I will not put forth mine hand against my lord; for he is the LORD's anointed.

Quoted at length to demonstrate that King David was divinely directed to hide in a cave. This was not a result of his sin. God sent him there in order to work a miracle.

Does anyone have a real argument connecting caves with Hell, or are you all relying on puns?

1. Some people use caves to use drugs.

Some people use butcher knives to murder Christians. I own a butcher knife, I don't murder Christians.

2. Bats are unclean.

Unclean doesn't mean evil. Anyone who has read the Old Testament has to know this. All this means is that bats shouldn't be eaten. Pigs are also unclean. Hog farms aren't gateways to Hell, although that mistake is excusable.

3. Caves go down towards Hell.

So do stairs.

This argument is premised on the idea that you have an obligation as a Christian to get as far away (physically) from Hell as possible. Where is that in the Bible?

Besides, this is logically incoherent. It would mean that God wants you to immediately climb the nearest mountain.

And, assuming Hell is at the center of the Earth, how are spelunkers supposed to reach Hell? There's a lot of really hot molten rock in the way. If they even got close to succeeding, they'd create a volcano and die.
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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 05-08-2009, 03:49 AM

Here's the latest news regarding the highway to Hell. Not only that, some arrogant Brit is claiming that he discovered the cave, even though it was discovered by a native.

These guys have nothing better to do than creep around in the dark like little weasels.
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British explorers discover tunnel to hell... in the world's largest cave

By Daily Mail Reporter

A British caving team believe they have discovered the world's largest cave passage in the heart of the Vietnamese jungle.

The rocky passage is 150metres long and measures a towering 200metres in height - seven times as high as the vaulted ceiling of York Cathedral.



Possibly the world's largest cave passage, Hang Son Doong was discovered in the heart of the Vietnamese jungle by a British caving team. At 150m long and 200m high, it is seven times as high as York Cathedral.

Called Hang Son Doong (Mountain River Cave) it is believed to be almost twice the size of the current record holder.

'It is a truly amazing sized cave and one of the most significant discoveries by a British caving team,' said Adam Spillane, a member of the 13-man expedition team.

Using a laser measuring device known as the LaserRace 300, which measures height and width, the team are now back in the UK analysing their readings.



Originally discovered in 1991, the cave had not been entered since, due to the terrifying wind and noise from the large underground river

The cave was originally discovered in 1991 by a Vietnamese Jungle man called Ho Khanh. However Mr Spillane said no-one had entered if before because 'it emitted a frightful wind and noise which was due to a large underground river'.

But assisted by representatives of Hanoi University of Science, the joint British-Vietnamese Caving Expedition 2009 spent five days exploring the cave in Phong Nha-Ke Bang National Park in mid-April.

The team spent six hours trekking through the jungle to reached the cave. Climbing down into a large chamber, they had to negotiate two underground rivers before reaching the main passage of the Hang Son Doong.



The team spent five days exploring the cave after trekking six hours through the jungle to find it. They had to negotiate two underground rivers before reaching the main passage

The team will return to Vietnam later in the year to complete the expedition of the cave and conduct a full survey.

'The cave is 6.5km long at present but the end of the main passage still continues with a calcite wall of over 45m high halting our progress,' Mr Spillane said.

'More work on the next expedition is required to make a complete exploration of Hang Son Doong and obtain a complete photographic record of the cave.

'It is a great achievement in this day and age to discover and explore such a fantastic cave.'



The Hang Son Doong cave is believed to be almost twice the size of the current record holder. It has been hailed as 'amazing' and a 'significant discovery' by the expedition team

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The last photo looks like it is an image of a pile of coal at the entrance to hell. You can see a lost soul roasting away in a burning pit. Repent!!


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