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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 09-01-2010, 01:30 AM

This reminds me of a hilarious comedy I watched, called The Descent. It's about a group of feminazi spelunkers who get eaten by demons. A non-stop laugh riot, two thumbs up.

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Jesus died for our sins. To consider Christians sinless is to commit the sin of pride.
Romans 8:33 Who shall lay any thing to the charge of God's elect? It is God that justifieth

1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

1st John 5:18: We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.


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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 10-19-2010, 12:19 PM

I think you'll find that it would be more probable that the Lord himself is within the Earth.

As in 2 Corinthians 11:12-15 it states:

"For such men are false apostles, deceitful workers, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light."

If Satan appaears to us as an angel of light, we would be unable to distinguish him from the Lord, who we know from the story of the prophet Elijah will come in a whisper.

For this reason would it not be better to search for our Lord in the earth that he created, rather than believing a devil is there...who will disguise himself in light?
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Default Re: Cavers/spelunkers Satan's spawn!!! - 10-19-2010, 03:17 PM

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For this reason would it not be better to search for our Lord in the earth that he created, rather than believing a devil is there...who will disguise himself in light?
No.

De:26:15: Look down from thy holy habitation, from heaven, and bless thy people Israel, and the land which thou hast given us, as thou swarest unto our fathers, a land that floweth with milk and honey.





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