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Default Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-01-2010, 05:39 PM

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MISTRESS COOKIE
Chairlady of Freehold Elections

RE: New and Improved FREEHOLD GUIDELINES FOR MAYORAL ELECTIONS

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Hear Ye, Hear Ye.

Comes Now CHAIRLADY OF FREEHOLD ELECTIONS on this 1st Day of March in the Year 2010 of OUR LORD, to Proclaim to All and Sundry: The Town Council is Now Accepting Canditutorial Applications for ELECTION OF MAYOR.

As many know, there has been recent contention as to what electoral municipal guidelines have been in the past, as our late and beloved Mayor Mitch Mitchell, May God™ Rest His Soul, held office for so many years, and without opposition.

However, all available records of former Election Chairladies/Registrars Phyllis Collins and Rosemary Woods having been duly sworn and studied; the Town Library having been duly sworn and studied; and our Male Elders who recall previous elections having been duly sworn and studied; the election guidelines are now presented thus:

The City of Freehold will hold its General Municipal Election to elect one (1) Mayor who will serve a four (4) year term on Wednesday, March 17, 2010.

The polls will be open from 11 a.m. to 12 p.m. on said day.

Eligible voters may request vote-by-mail ballots. The deadline to register to vote for this election was Monday, March 18, 2009. You may not now register by completing a registration-by-mail form.

CANDIDACY REQUIREMENTS:

Candidates must be of at least twenty-one (21) years in age, American Citizens of three (3) generations, and residents of Freehold in good standing. Additionally, candidates require at least two (2) letters of moral recommendation from fellow Freehold residents in good standing, to be Publicly Noticed. All property owners that meet above criteria are eligible for candidacy. Renters in the Freehold area are eligible for candidacy should they have rented the same abode, or same unit at the same address, for a minimum of three (3) years. Candidates must be no shorter than six (6) feet in height (6'), and no taller than seven (7) feet in height (7').

The maimed, the cleft-palleted, the sterile, the acneed, the left-handed, the paralyzed/humpbacked via spinal injury, the pigeon-toed, the boxer, and the blind or eyeglass-wearer need not apply. (Leviticus:21, 18-20, For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken…)

All candidates must engage a duly authorized Freehold doctor for a physical exam, to confirm freedom from markings, tattoos, piercings, and cuttings. (Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh…nor print any marks upon you) Candidates must be free of all manner of STDs, including the homosexual-driven AID. (2 Chronicles 21:18 And after all this the LORD smote him in his bowels with an incurable disease.) Test will include a rectal exam to ensure virginity is still intact. (1 Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations...)

Campaign Schedule as Follows:

Candidates' Statements of Purpose including priorities (100 word minimum) must be submitted in writing to the Freehold Truth and Light newspaper. Publication of such constitutes official entry in the race.

A debate including all viable and vetted candidates will be held on a Date To Be Announced. Attendance is mandatory for all candidates. Failure to appear will constitute forfeiture of candidacy.

Furthermore, be it understood that each candidate is to host a meet-and-greet BBQ within the Freehold vacinity and with no less than five (5) days’ public notice, so that Freehold Residents, City Officials and Contesting Physicians may examine and question candidates in person.

If you require additional information regarding Freehold’s upcoming General Municipal Election, please contact Mistress Cookie. May God™ be with you.

Please Note: The Chairlady of Freehold Elections serves at the pleasure of the Town Council, who may adapt these municipal codes at any time via majority vote. Watch this space for updates.
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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-01-2010, 06:29 PM

Thank you for posting these up Miss Cookie.

I was patiently waiting for these registration guidelines - while all other candidates were already all over each other - before I would announce my own candidacy.

I am however extremely saddened by two of the requirements that make it simply impossible for me - a long standing Pastor and Outreach Director, loved by every True Christion™ in Freehold - to enter the race.

And before you ask: no, the little problems I had with my stones have been completely solved now, thank you.

I have sent you a PM with my complaints, and I will consult with Pastor Zeke in a few hours via our Secured Video Conferencing system.

Signed,

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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-01-2010, 06:40 PM

I for one will welcome you as a worthy opponent. I thought the native born requirement was not necessary. Since we are eventually forming a world government under Old Testament law, nationality should not be an issue.




Ted Cruz in 2016 is the only hope for America. He is an anoited member of the Seven Mountains Movement. God and Jesus demand no less from real Christians and Americans.

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12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-01-2010, 07:00 PM

It's amazing how many laws are broken by these "GUIDELINES". Your attempts to exclude me and several other candidates from these elections will completely fail though. Freehold is still in America, even though some people do not seem to realize that.


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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-01-2010, 07:03 PM

I hope Mr. King realizes that in Iowa, one cannot vote with a felony conviction, which most Negroes in Freehold have.
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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-01-2010, 07:10 PM

Once the candidate I plan to vote for wins it won't matter. Under Biblical Law the Nubians are only household or field servants.




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28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-01-2010, 08:58 PM

I like the BBQ requirement! More proof that Freehold is the most True American part of the USA.

I also like the other guidelines, Ms. Cookie, well done!
This will prevent indecent people from annihilating the True Christian™ Culture of Freehold, which is the glorious result of 400 years of Biblical cultivation by True Christians™! Glory!


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Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

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Under Biblical Law the Nubians are only household or field servants.
A mayor does not have the authority to do that. Wake up to the reality of living in the free nation of America!


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Wake up to the reality of living in the free nation of America!
Feel "free" to leave our great nation at your earliest convenience please.


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A mayor does not have the authority to do that. Wake up to the reality of living in the free nation of America!
It hasn't been a problem for 400 years. Why should it be different when JJ Hold is mayor?


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

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I for one will welcome you as a worthy opponent. I thought the native born requirement was not necessary. Since we are eventually forming a world government under Old Testament law, nationality should not be an issue.
Thank you Mr. C.

I see other people are ignoring my points entirely. But, what if the guidelines stated you'd have to be an ordained Pastor to be admitted.

Oops!

Pastor Zeke isn't taking my calls at the moment - he must be rather busy - but I'm sure he'll do so any moment now.

I admit I'm not an American citizen yet - it's just a matter of red tape though - and I know I'm currently not living in Freehold. But I am fighting in the TRENCHES to make this world a better Christian place.

I think that should count for something.


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A mayor does not have the authority to do that. Wake up to the reality of living in the free nation of America!
Once I am mayor my cabinet and I will immediately begin Gods work. Because He is with us in this post-millennial age mission there is nothing anyone can do about it.

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Feel "free" to leave our great nation at your earliest convenience please.
It will do him no good, a God Centered Global Government is at hand.




Ted Cruz in 2016 is the only hope for America. He is an anoited member of the Seven Mountains Movement. God and Jesus demand no less from real Christians and Americans.

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11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

The state is a bankrupt institution. The only alternative to this bankrupt 'humanistic' system is a God-centered government. R.J. Rushdoony, Reconstructionist Theologian.
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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-01-2010, 09:59 PM

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I see other people are ignoring my points entirely. But, what if the guidelines stated you'd have to be an ordained Pastor to be admitted....Pastor Zeke isn't taking my calls at the moment - he must be rather busy - but I'm sure he'll do so any moment now...
As Chairlady, I feel it is best that I not engage in the race too closely, but I do want to point out how precious and beloved you are by every single member of the church.

There was talk of opening the race to those outside Freehold, as we received some high-powered calls from interested parties in Washington DC, but it was ultimately decided that allowing this would open the door for communists and our other enemies overseas to somehow "rig" the election, and get a toehold in Freehold.

It's nothing personal, Pastor. It's simply that the Mayor of Freehold, as far as anyone can recall, has always been a resident, as well.
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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-01-2010, 11:25 PM

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All candidates must engage a duly authorized Freehold doctor for a physical exam, to confirm freedom from markings, tattoos, piercings, and cuttings. (Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh…nor print any marks upon you)
I'm fairly certain that Al King is now illegible to run, I've heard from various people that he has nipple piercings.
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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-01-2010, 11:44 PM

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I've heard from various people that he has nipple piercings.
You have heard wrong. I have no piercings whatsoever.


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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-01-2010, 11:53 PM

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Thank you for posting these up Miss Cookie.

I was patiently waiting for these registration guidelines - while all other candidates were already all over each other - before I would announce my own candidacy.

I am however extremely saddened by two of the requirements that make it simply impossible for me - a long standing Pastor and Outreach Director, loved by every True Christion™ in Freehold - to enter the race.

And before you ask: no, the little problems I had with my stones have been completely solved now, thank you.

I have sent you a PM with my complaints, and I will consult with Pastor Zeke in a few hours via our Secured Video Conferencing system.

Signed,

Wide-Schwarzenegger-Open.
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Your application is under review, Pastor WO. Go ahead and post your platform.

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You have heard wrong. I have no piercings whatsoever.
That can't be true. I have it on excellent authority that all you bucks have holes in your nose.



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-01-2010, 11:59 PM

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RE: New and Improved FREEHOLD GUIDELINES FOR MAYORAL ELECTIONS


* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *


Candidates:

My phone has been ringing off the hook and my email box is full with messages demanding that we close the registration of Mayoral Candidates as of NOW.

Please refer to the original guidelines, above. Since Candidates are allowed to announce Meet and Greet BBQs up until March 12th, I am afraid the field is open up to and including that date.

We cannot close the registration process at this time.

Thank you.
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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-02-2010, 02:22 AM

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It's amazing how many laws are broken by these "GUIDELINES". Your attempts to exclude me and several other candidates from these elections will completely fail though. Freehold is still in America, even though some people do not seem to realize that.
Oh isn't that rich this coming from some one who will not answer simple questions! Al save us all some time and just start screaming racism now!
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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-02-2010, 11:20 AM

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Oh isn't that rich this coming from some one who will not answer simple questions!
Why do you ignore the answers i have already given you? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...04&postcount=4

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I won't waste my time on that...
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like you asked him to get off his fat lazy niggra butt and pick cotton
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Al ya tap dancing niggra


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Default Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! - 03-02-2010, 11:24 AM

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Your application is under review, Pastor WO. Go ahead and post your platform.
Thank you Pastor!

Platform. Ehm. Right! I'm on the case!


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