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Default Are You a Monster? - 03-12-2010, 08:36 AM

Are YOU a monster?

Take a quick test and find out...


(Go to the bottom for Bible references for these questions.)

  1. Have you ever lusted after someone or looked at pornography?
  2. Have you ever told a lie? (Telling a child that santa is real, is a lie)
  3. Have you ever stolen anything before? (taking small things is still stealing)
  4. Have you ever gotten drunk?
  5. Have you ever been involved in drugs? ("weed", cocaine, etc.)
  6. Have you ever watched Family Guy? (and enjoyed it)
  7. Have you ever purposely watched any type of media that made entertainment out of sin? (For example family guy; the simpsons; seinfield, etc.)
  8. Have you ever had sex before marriage? (fornication)
  9. Have you ever sung about Jesus in vain?(That is your talk doesn't match your walk)
  10. Have you ever said a curse word; or any other type of corrupt words? (The F word, the B word, etc.)
  11. Have you ever listened to any kind of evil music that glorified evil?(sex, drugs, alcohol, violence, etc.)
  12. Have you ever yelled at your parents or disobeyed them?
  13. Have you ever hated someone before?
  14. Have you ever used God's name in vain?(Using His name to express disgust; anger, etc.)
  15. Have you ever given into sodomite(homosexual) or lesbian desires?
  16. Have you ever dressed immodest before? (Women showing cleavage; wearing tight clothing, etc.)
  17. Have you ever been jealous of another's possessions?
  18. Have you ever been angry without a right cause? (Example: Angry at a Christian for telling you the truth)
  19. Have you ever put anything in your life before God? (Example you spend more time on the television than you do seeking after God) (By the way if you say you haven't you are lying and adding to your sins; there is NONE that seeketh after God; The first and greatest commandment is to love God with all your heart, soul, strength and mind; failure to do this is the GREATEST sin; and shows just how SELFISH you truly are.)
  20. Have you ever committed idolatry? (Example you say God is all loving and wouldn't punish sin, that is making a "god" to suit your EVIL lifestyle)

My contention with you is that if you have done just 1 of these things you are in fact a monster.



According to the Bible all of these things are wrong. The Bible describes God as Holy, just and perfect. He will judge you one day.


When you die you will either go to heaven or hell.


Think about it. If you're looking at porno, would you go and tell your mother to look at what you're doing? Would you sit down and look at the porno with her? No, because it's a shameful thing!


If you have gotten drunk before you are hung over the next day. Yet you probably go and do it again and again. How foolish. Not only that, but when you're drunk you can't love God properly!


God will not just send rapists, pedophiles and murderers to hell. He will send liars, thieves, those who look at porno, all sinners to hell. Queers! Witches! Whores! Jews! Race-mixers!


Think of it this way.


Imagine the most disgusting insect you can, like a cockroach or centipede. Imagine it just crawling all over you. Why, you'd want to just stomp on it. It's disgusting!


I contend that you are 10 000 times more vile and disgusting than that insect in the loving eyes of Jesus, because of your sins. You make Him SICK! You make Him want to SQUASH YOU!


God has given you a conscience to know right from wrong. You have no excuse. God has seen you everytime you looked at porn, lusted after someone, thought about worshiping false gods; God has seen every evil thing you have ever done. He watches you every second of every day. Think about that. Are you proud of yourself?


Hell is described as torment and torture and it is rightly so. I contend that you deserve that torment and torture for all eternity for the wrong things you have done!


You are lost!

You're heart is desperately wicked. You're vile and wicked!


You are under God's wrath, you should be afraid.

Joh 3:36 He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

Heb 10:31 It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God
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You ever seen one of those winepresses? A person stomps on grapes to get their juices out. God will stomp on you and your blood will come out. Be afraid of His wrath!


Isa 63:3 I have trodden the winepress alone; and of the people there was none with me: for I will tread them in mine anger, and trample them in my fury; and their blood shall be sprinkled upon my garments, and I will stain all my raiment.


Rev 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
Rev 19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
Rev 19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
Rev 19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
Rev 19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.



Consider it like this. When you die as a sinner God will send you to be tortured forever in hell. All of creation will be applauding as God has rid the earth of someone as evil as YOU.

Rom 8:22 For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now.



Until you see yourself as this way you will never understand God's love.


While you were yet a MONSTER, God sent His only Son Jesus Christ to die (temporarily) on the cross for you. Jesus Christ (temporarily) suffered and died on the cross for YOUR vile sins, for YOUR CRIMES! When all your sins were placed upon Jesus on the cross He was forsaken by His Father. He took the punishment that you deserved. Aren't you ASHAMED OF YOURSELF?

Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.

The actual word used is sinner, but I use the word monster to help you understand just how serious it is, The Bible describes man as evil, desperately wicked, vile, as a worm, as a dead dog, as a flea, and etc.

If you would repent and believe in Jesus Christ you could be forgiven and go to heaven when you die. You could sit at His table and enjoy laughing at the sinners being tortured in hell, instead of being tortured yourself.

What does it mean to repent?


If porno magazines are your problem burn them, if it's television take a baseball bat and smash it, if it's alcohol pour it all down the drain, turn from your wicked ways and turn to the Living God, Jesus Christ!

Desire to have nothing to do with your wicked ways, change your mind and change your action! Stop being a homersexural! Stop practicing witchcraft! Stop praying to Allah and Buddha! Stop Masturbating!


What does it mean to believe on Jesus Christ?


Rom 10:9

That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved



Get on your knees to prayer. Tell God your sins, turn from your sinful ways and believe that Jesus Christ took the punishment for your sins on the cross. That He shed His blood for you and rose again.




Jesus Christ is the only Way to heaven.


The Muslims are wrong.

The Buddhists are wrong.

The Hindus are wrong.

The Jehovah's Witnesses are wrong.

The Mormons are wrong.

The Catholics are wrong.

The Wiccans are wrong.




Salvation is a Person and that Persons' Name is Jesus Christ!


Repent and believe on Jesus Christ before it's too late!



Remember this, there is hope for you no matter how much evil you have done. God can forgive (almost) every single wicked deed if you would in child-like faith repent and believe!

Rom 5:20 Moreover the law entered, that the offense might abound. But where sin abounded, grace did much more abound:


Just know you could die before you are able to repent and believe, do it before it's too late, before you harden your wicked heart any more! Jesus could decide to kill you AT ANY MOMENT!! REPENT NOWNOWNOW!

Pro 6:9 How long wilt thou sleep, O sluggard? when wilt thou arise out of thy sleep?

2Co 6:2 (For he saith, I have heard thee in a time accepted, and in the day of salvation have I succored thee: behold, now is the accepted time; behold, now is the day of salvation.)

Jas 4:14 Whereas ye know not what shall be on the morrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapor, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away.




Here are some of the Bible verses that I was referring to:



Jer 17:9

The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?


John 14:6

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.



Luke 19:10
For the Son of man is come to seek and to save that which was lost.


Rev 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.



Proverbs 14:12
There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.


Matthew 25:30
And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.



Luke 13:3

I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.



1 Cor 15:3,4

3For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures;

4And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:








  • Matt 5:27,28 27Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
  • 28But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
  • Exo 20:16 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
  • Exo 20:15 Thou shalt not steal.
  • 1 Cor 6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
  • Romans 12:2 And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.
  • Psa 101:3 I will set no wicked thing before mine eyes: I hate the work of them that turn aside; it shall not cleave to me.
  • Lam 3:51 Mine eye affecteth mine heart because of all the daughters of my city.
  • Phil 4:8 Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.
  • Psa 101:3 I will set no wicked thing before mine eyes: I hate the work of them that turn aside; it shall not cleave to me
  • 1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
  • Proverbs 15:8 The sacrifice of the wicked is an abomination to the LORD: but the prayer of the upright is his delight.
  • Matthew 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
  • Proverbs 23:7 For as he thinketh in his heart, so is he: Eat and drink, saith he to thee; but his heart is not with thee. (and enjoyed it)
  • Exo 20:12 Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
  • 1 John 3:15 Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer: and ye know that no murderer hath eternal life abiding in him.
  • Exo 20:7 Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
  • Rom 1:26,27 26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
  • 27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
  • 1 Tim 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with braided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
  • Exo 20:17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor's.
  • Matt 5:22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.
  • Exo 20:3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
  • Romans 3:11 There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God.
  • Exo 20:4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
  • Psa 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 03-12-2010, 09:21 AM

AMEN Pastor!!

There will be hundreds of Monsters reading your Sermon and they are ALL GOING TO HELL

Unless they bathe in the warm blood of Jesus Christ and accept HIM as their Lord and Savior

Repent now SINNERS.
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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 03-12-2010, 06:16 PM

Amen!


5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 03-13-2010, 12:39 AM

Shout glory! You are on fire for the LORD today, Pastor!


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 03-13-2010, 01:26 AM

Excellent job, Brother Zeke! I think every sinner should read this. Maybe then they'll have some sense.
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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 03-14-2010, 05:06 PM

Without going into details, yes, I am a sinner. Not on just one item but nurmouse one and ones you did not name as well. It is my hope that God will love me and help me out of the traps of evil. It is my hope hat I am strong in God's grace, and grow stronger in each new day. Since I am a sinner, it is through fasith I hope to ever be right in God's eyes. It is through faith that God delivers me from my sins
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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 03-14-2010, 05:38 PM

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Without going into details, yes, I am a sinner. Not on just one item but nurmouse one and ones you did not name as well. It is my hope that God will love me and help me out of the traps of evil. It is my hope hat I am strong in God's grace, and grow stronger in each new day. Since I am a sinner, it is through fasith I hope to ever be right in God's eyes. It is through faith that God delivers me from my sins
Where did you get this crazy idea? If you no longer want to be a sinner, just stop sinning! God is not your handyman, you have to fix your own problems.


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Wink Re: Are You a Monster? - 03-16-2010, 09:28 PM

I think the question you should be asking is : Are You Human?
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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 03-16-2010, 09:36 PM

John 8:7

"So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her"
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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 03-16-2010, 09:37 PM

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I think the question you should be asking is : Are You Human?
I'm sorry, friend. I don't understand. When you are Truly Saved, you are a whole new being. Sin simply melts away from you.

2 Corinthians 5:17

7Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.


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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 03-16-2010, 09:44 PM

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John 8:7

"So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her"
Friend, that's not what my Bible says. We use the Holy King James 1611 version here, but I will forgive your transgression as the Word tells me to.

Those people standing there would not be truly saved, therefore they would still be living in sin. After we are Truly Saved, we no longer sin. Those of us who do, were never Truly Saved to begin with.

It's all laid out in 1 John 5-6.

And ye know that he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin.
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.


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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 03-16-2010, 10:46 PM

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John 8:7

"So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her"
Listen maggot, Jesus doesn't say that nobody should cast stones.
He says that he who is without sin may cast stones.

And friend, he who abides in Jesus Christ is made sinfree (as 1 John 3:5-9 says).

Thus, Jesus expects True Christians™ to cast stones. Glory!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 03-19-2010, 03:01 AM

  1. Have you ever said a curse word; or any other type of corrupt words? (The F word, the B word, etc.)
Does using them in the correct meaning count? Such as bitch for a female dog.
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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 03-20-2010, 01:19 AM

The supreme satisfaction is to be able to despise one's neighbor and this fact goes far to account for religious intolerance. It is evidently consoling to reflect that the people next door are headed for hell.

Such false morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting on bogey tales.
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The supreme satisfaction is to be able to despise one's neighbor and this fact goes far to account for religious intolerance. It is evidently consoling to reflect that the people next door are headed for hell.

Such false morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting on bogey tales.
That's an excellent point that has only been brought up thousands of times in our Godly forum.

Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers?

1 Corinthians 5:11
But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

1 Corinthians 10:20
But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.

2 Corinthians 6:14-17
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,


Ephesians 5:11
And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

2 Thessalonians 3:6
Now we command you, brethren, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye withdraw yourselves from every brother that walketh disorderly, and not after the tradition which he received of us.

1 John 2:15
Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.


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The supreme satisfaction is to be able to despise one's neighbor and this fact goes far to account for religious intolerance. It is evidently consoling to reflect that the people next door are headed for hell. Such false morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting on bogey tales.
What are you using? Cocaine? XTC? Whatever it is, stop doing that. It is not worth it. And once you stop using your parents can finally stop crying.


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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 03-27-2010, 06:32 PM

I'm just curious. You say that Christians can't sin, but in Romans 7, doesn't the Apostle Paul recognize that Christians can still sin? Granted, they can be forgiven of that sin if they confess, but to say that Christians can't sin seems to be going a little overboard. How should this passage of scripture be interpreted?

Romans 7:13-25

13Was then that which is good made death unto me? God forbid. But sin, that it might appear sin, working death in me by that which is good; that sin by the commandment might become exceeding sinful. 14For we know that the law is spiritual: but I am carnal, sold under sin.
15For that which I do I allow not: for what I would, that do I not; but what I hate, that do I.
16If then I do that which I would not, I consent unto the law that it is good.
17Now then it is no more I that do it, but sin that dwelleth in me.
18For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh,) dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not.
19For the good that I would I do not: but the evil which I would not, that I do.
20Now if I do that I would not, it is no more I that do it, but sin that dwelleth in me.
21I find then a law, that, when I would do good, evil is present with me.
22For I delight in the law of God after the inward man:
23But I see another law in my members, warring against the law of my mind, and bringing me into captivity to the law of sin which is in my members.
24O wretched man that I am! who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
25I thank God through Jesus Christ our Lord. So then with the mind I myself serve the law of God; but with the flesh the law of sin.


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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 03-27-2010, 06:53 PM

But within those verses you have your answer; Paul refers to himself. This is a personal testimony. It may be that Paul knew that the Romans were particularly prone to this problem or thought that way. It could be that Paul is saying, "Well, I hear what you say. Let's efficiently engineer a performances based synergy capture and I will lay out some personal, high-pay off, life drivers; and see if anyone salutes them."

i.e. - Is this your problem too? If so Jesus is the answer.





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But within those verses you have your answer; Paul refers to himself. This is a personal testimony. It may be that Paul knew that the Romans were particularly prone to this problem or thought that way. It could be that Paul is saying, "Well, I hear what you say. Let's efficiently engineer a performances based synergy capture and I will lay out some personal, high-pay off, life drivers; and see if anyone salutes them."

i.e. - Is this your problem too? If so Jesus is the answer.
So did Paul still sin as a Christian?


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Default Re: Are You a Monster? - 03-27-2010, 07:25 PM

That question has many parts, and you know it does. It is a little ingenuous of you to pretend that it is a simple question.

I cannot speak for Paul, his words are to be taken as the only and entire explanation of themselves. However, if you are sinning you are not Christian unless, and this is my opinion, you are aware you are sinning, fail to repent and wilfully continue to sin.

There will be those, and I see the force of the argument, who say that if you say you are saved and yet sin, then you never were saved. This would put mankind into the position that he would not know if he were saved until God's Judgment. However, if you are Really saved I don't think you would sin.

It's like learning to ride a bike - you don't fall off unless you do something you know is wrong.

As an aside, I remember an old boss who enjoyed a glass of Mint Julep. However, his boss was teatotal and said that no employee could drink on duty. My boss then announced that if he had a glass in his hand, he was not on duty.

I hope this helps.

BTW, are you catholic?





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