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Default Is It The Water In S. Carolina? - 05-27-2010, 01:42 PM

http://www.thestate.com/2010/05/27/1...-in-limbo.html

You may remember the Christian Gov. of South Carolina, Mark Stanford, who was falsely accused of having a "affair" with a South American looker. In truth, she was merely a Christian soul mate who spent time praying with him.

Now, one of the Republican contenders to be the next Governor, Nikke Haley, is being accused of having an affair a few years ago while married. Nikke is a sweet and beautiful Christian woman who prays daily. When will this persecution of Christian political leaders in South Carolina stop?


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Default Re: Is It The Water In S. Carolina? - 05-27-2010, 03:44 PM

It isn't just South Carolina, Brother. The lie-beral MSM love making up stories to make it seem as though God's Own Party, the party of traditional family values, were a bunch of perverts. All of that hate speech just shows that we are doing the Lord's work:

Matt. 5:11-12: Blessed are ye, when [men] shall revile you, and persecute [you], and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great [is] your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.


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Default Re: Is It The Water In S. Carolina? - 05-27-2010, 03:54 PM

As Pastor Peter's said, it is just all LIEberail MSM at work. There was this minor youthful indiscretion, or as they they so charmingly put it in South Carolina "she took a walk down the Appalachian Trail" in that she dry humped some stranger in the broom closet during her wedding reception.

Now she has asked Jesus for forgiveness, He has, so who are we to judge?

EDIT: Oh, that Foxely thing, well Jesus forgave that to. Some people have difficult youths.



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Default Re: Is It The Water In S. Carolina? - 05-27-2010, 09:07 PM

Lieberal MSM Gay Pride organisation is active again? I think they are speaking lies when they are talking about Christian Gov. of South Carolina Mark Stanford and
the Republican contenders to be the next Governor, Nikke Haley. Ofcourse these liars are wicked to the bone, but you already knew that.

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Default Re: Is It The Water In S. Carolina? - 05-27-2010, 11:12 PM

The way the Demoncrats go after Republican candidates is just shameless. They have no platform of ideas, so the resort to dirty tricks like this. It just makes me sick.

I did have some concerns about her roots--after all, both of her parents immigrated from India, so can we really be sure she's not a closet pagan Hindoo who practices Hindoo sexual perversions from the Kama Sutra? But once she got Sarah Palin's endorsement, my worries vanished. Sister Sarah would never support someone who had extramarital or perverted sex.



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Default Re: Is It The Water In S. Carolina? - 05-27-2010, 11:13 PM

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As Pastor Peter's said, it is just all LIEberail MSM at work. There was this minor youthful indiscretion, . . . in that she dry humped some stranger in the broom closet during her wedding reception.
If it was just "dry humping" maybe she was just practicing a little for her wedding night?




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Default Re: Is It The Water In S. Carolina? - 05-28-2010, 02:44 AM

Um, erh, about the water in South Carolina. OK, it is true that the growth hormones that we feed to cattle and chickens at our corporate factory farms do have a few side-effects, but look at the benefits. Our beef cattle grow fatter faster, producing delicious meat. Our dairy cows produce far more milk. Likewise, our chickens grow faster, and lay more eggs. As a result, corporate profits and CEO bonuses increase dramatically.

Of course, environwackos, animal rights terrorists and a few loud-mouthed liberal doctors make a big deal about the fact that these growth hormones stay in the food and water, and cause obesity, cancer, autism and sexual dysfunction in humans. Fortunately, we've got the FDA stacked with our people. And then there is that little issue about water runoff from the factory farms, but our campaign contributions have assured a compliant EPA as well. So there's no need to worry - I'm certainly not worried, but then again, I wouldn't set foot in South Carolina without wearing a hazmat suit.


Our chicken-processing facility in South Carolina meets the EPA's high standards

Despite the fact that fish caught in South Carolina typically have skin tumors and six eyes, I think it's totally unfair to blame the sexual perversions of Republican politicians on the contaminated water. For one thing, Republican elites would never drink tap water - they only drink imported bottled water like Perrier and Evian. In fact, I use it to fill the swimming pool and jacuzzi at my mansions. And I eat only 100% imported Australian beef, and imported milk from New Zealand, cheese from Europe. You'd have to be crazy to eat the American-raised beef at McDonald's and Taco Bell, especially since occasionally one of our sub-minimum wage illegal workers loses a few fingers or hands at our meat-packing plants. Thank the Lord that we can immediately deport the mangled workers, and thus not be liable for their medical expenses.


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Anyway, the important point to remember is that in a Godly free-market society like America's, you aren't required to eat and drink safe food and water. You have free choice, and consumers need to take individual responsibility. So if you swim in a river near one of our meat-packing plants and get hepatitis and cancer as a result, you've only yourself to blame. Next time, fly your LearJet to the French Riviera and avoid these problems - if I can do it, so can everybody else.


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