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Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-13-2011, 03:10 PM
As part of my legal duties for various Landover political clients, I am required to keep abreast of various trends in modern methods of discouraging voting by liberals. Whenever certain politicians are running, I advise them on the legality of various techniques to persuade demoncrats to stay at home on election day.
For example, you know those flyers that show up in the slums surrounding the gated parts of Landover that remind the darkies to "Make Sure To Vote On November 5th" when the actual election day is November 4th? (Liberals whine about things like this here.) That was one of mine. Other examples include the posters that announce that police may be checking for outstanding warrants at polling places and that parking officials may be checking for outstanding tickets.
We have argued successfully in various courts that it is legal free speech. We don't say that election day is the 5th, and we don't specify what people should be voting about on the 5th. And as for the "cops may be at the polls" type of posters and flyer, all we say is that those officials may be there. It is true. While they never have been there and they have publicly stated that they would never do any of these things, they very well may change their minds.
Well, I am glad to announce that this movement to discourage the poor from voting has taken on new life and is growing wildly. Modern theologians are suggesting that instead of wasting all of our time and money trying to trick or dissuade folks from voting, we should just take away their right to vote.
Check out this new brilliant article written by Matthew Vadum entitled Registering the Poor to Vote is Un-American. From the article:
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Why are left-wing activist groups so keen on registering the poor to vote? Because they know the poor can be counted on to vote themselves more benefits by electing redistributionist politicians. Welfare recipients are particularly open to demagoguery and bribery.
Registering them to vote is like handing out burglary tools to criminals. It is profoundly antisocial and un-American to empower the nonproductive segments of the population to destroy the country -- which is precisely why Barack Obama zealously supports registering welfare recipients to vote.
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Exactly!! It is 100% Un-American to give the vote to the poor. Giving poor people a vote is like handing them a gun and telling them to go and murder the land owners. I agree with one of the commenters on the article who pointed out that from when the Constitution was written until about 1850, only white male property owners could vote. After 1870, former slaves could vote. Then in 1920 we had woman suffrage. In the 1960s, it became illegal to require voters to be literate. The motor voter law was passed in 1995. In 2008 it became de facto legal for Black Panthers to intimidate voters at the polls. Is anyone noticing a trend here? When the country started, voting was restricted to citizens who had a financial stake in small government. Now anyone with a pulse can vote. Eventually, you might have to fight your way into the polling place through a gauntlet of government dependents who will decide if you look like someone who will support big government candidates.
Of course, the highest law of the land, the King James Bible, supports this 100%. The Good Book instructs the poor not to vote:
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Romans 13
1Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. 2Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
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Follow God's logic? Here it is:
1) Republicans are always in power in Landover because God loves Republicans and hates liberals.
2) Poor people always vote against Republicans because the poor hate our freedom.
3) God tells us that "going against" those in power is the same as resisting the commands of God himself.
4) What could constitute a greater "resistance" to those in power than voting against them? Nothing!
This means that when all the poor in Landover vote against all of the Godly Republicans, they are sinning and will go to Hell. By forbidding them from voting, we are saving their souls. (You are welcome, poor.)
Now, fuzzy-bunny Christians may argue that if a demoncrat is the one holding office, like n0baba is now, then it would be a sin to vote against him. Nothing could be further from the truth. Consider Deut 17:
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14When thou art come unto the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, and shalt possess it, and shalt dwell therein, and shalt say, I will set a king over me, like as all the nations that are about me;
15Thou shalt in any wise set him king over thee, whom the LORD thy God shall choose: one from among thy brethren shalt thou set king over thee: thou mayest not set a stranger over thee, which is not thy brother.
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First, God points out that while we all vote, God is the one who really chooses the "King" above us. (Talk about tampering with the ballot box! ) But he goes on to say that we may not vote for a stranger...someone who is not "our brother." I don't know about you, but I can't think of anyone further from brotherhood with me than someone who looks like n0bama.
As a side note, some people have asked why would God have chosen 0bama to be president if he forbade us from having a dark stranger as our "king." The Bible does not contain any contradictions. This is merely an example of God testing us. He used the election to present us with a "tar baby" problem. He wants to see if we will figure out that whomever voted for the foreigner is a hell-bound sinner.
In light of this new concept presented in the wonderful article I posted above and in light of the clear Biblical instructions that 1) tells us to save people from sinning. and 2) that voting for Obama is a sin; I propose that we disallow registration of voting to anyone who is poor.
It would be the most American thing we have done in our lifetimes.
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Re: Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-13-2011, 03:22 PM
Amen to that Brother Gabriel!
Only Christian Republicans should be allowed to vote.
Titus 3:1 "Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,"
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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Re: Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-13-2011, 03:37 PM
The poor are poor and ugly because they are Godless. The Demoncrats, inspired by Satan, have recruited their wizened souls to defeat what it means to be American and love God.
Jesus warns us that the poor will always be with us, and by doing so, also warns us of the futility of trying to do anything about it.
My answer to this, and I am surprised that no one has thought of it before, let the poor have votes but, instead of Welfare and Big Government, let them sell their votes to those who are wiser (and thus richer).
If we are to believe the lies of those who would subject us to the horrors, vagaries, and Godless vicissitudes of democracy, then that a vote is the most precious thing you can have, thus a vote should fetch a fair price and the money can last them until the next election.
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Re: Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-13-2011, 04:33 PM
Another possibility would be to only allow property owners the vote, the more property, the more votes. That's what I call democracy.
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Re: Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-13-2011, 06:26 PM
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Another possibility would be to only allow property owners the vote, the more property, the more votes. That's what I call democracy.
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Re: Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-13-2011, 07:05 PM
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You poor lost fool.
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Re: Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-13-2011, 07:46 PM
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The author of the article I cited already addressed this. Let me see if I can make the concept clear to you:
1) America is the greatest nation on God's green Earth.
2) Since God created America as an example of his Grace, she defines all that is good and perfect
3) America is a democracy
4) The author of the article suggests that America should limit the vote to those who are not poor. It has been suggested that the ownership of land is a fair measurement of not being poor.
5) Since America defines what is good and America is a democracy, if the author's plan were adopted, then democracy would now be defined as "A system of government where anyone with a vested interest in the community, as defined by owning real property, may vote."
Simple!
I hope this helps.
PS: As a side note, should we limit it to just land owners? I know some pretty lazy people who own land. (Does "40 acres and a mule" sound familiar?) Perhaps we would have a... purer form of democracy by only allowing people to vote if they owned a certain (large) amount of land?
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Re: Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-13-2011, 08:26 PM
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...then democracy would now be defined as "A system of government where anyone with a vested interest in the community, as defined by owning real property, may vote."...
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I guess I shouldn't be surprised at this response. Anything can be true, if we redefine words on the fly to suit our purposes (viz. lovingkindness).
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Re: Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-13-2011, 08:49 PM
The problem with the poor is they remain poor because we REAL Americans are to tenderhearted. We need to crack down on HAND OUTS like free jobs and rentable housing. Maybe a few years of homeless unemployment will help the poor get off their butts and CHOSE to be rich. Eh?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-14-2011, 01:40 AM
I wonder if there is some out-of-the-box thinking we could do on this project.
For example, instead of just saying only land owners or employers can vote, period, we could offer points. When an otherwise not productive person earned enough points, he could vote.
The points could be earned by doing good deeds for wealthy Americans. For example, a person might earn a point for mowing the lawn of a rich person. Washing cars, windows and other good deeds would earn them as well.
It would take several years of good deeds to vote, but holding out that possibility could help us all.
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Re: Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-14-2011, 02:36 AM
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The poor are poor and ugly because they are Godless. The Demoncrats, inspired by Satan, have recruited their wizened souls to defeat what it means to be American and love God.
Jesus warns us that the poor will always be with us, and by doing so, also warns us of the futility of trying to do anything about it.
My answer to this, and I am surprised that no one has thought of it before, let the poor have votes but, instead of Welfare and Big Government, let them sell their votes to those who are wiser (and thus richer).
If we are to believe the lies of those who would subject us to the horrors, vagaries, and Godless vicissitudes of democracy, then that a vote is the most precious thing you can have, thus a vote should fetch a fair price and the money can last them until the next election.
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Will somebody please shout glory? This is clearly wisdom inspired by the Holy Spirit.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-14-2011, 04:31 AM
Brother Gabriel, your logic is flawless! Absolutely, only job creators should have the right to vote. The only thing I would like to add to your brilliant idea is that the more jobs someone creates, the more votes he should have. The way it would work is that CEOs should get one vote for each employee. Thus, as CEO of Uranus Corporation, I would have about 3 million votes, which I think is entirely fair and reasonable. Of course, for appearance sake, the vote wouldn't really be "mine," but rather I'd be casting a proxy vote for my employees. I do that all the times at shareholders' meetings - I vote myself a big bonus using proxy votes, and if anyone complains we just delete their shares from our computer records. Some liberals have objected to this system, but I think it's important that we follow "The Golden Rule" (the one who has the gold makes the rules).
That's what we want you to think
A sticking point might be the fact that about 25% of my employees are illegal aliens, and thus wouldn't be able to vote anyway. Of course, since when I hired them they were required to produce fake social security cards (which we produce in-house), I don't see how anyone could blame me for their voter fraud - if there are gonna be any prosecutions, it's them that will be going to jail, not me. After all, how was I supposed to know that 700,000 of my employees all have the same social security number?
Remember, Obama stole the last election using ACORN thugs. I say it's high time we stole it back!
ACORN voters stealing election in 2008
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Re: Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-14-2011, 08:57 AM
I think setting up a chain of free watermelon stands on the routes to the polls on election day to distract the nigras from voting might be a good investment.
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Re: Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-14-2011, 12:42 PM
I like limiting voting rights to job creators
The two biggest employers I know are Brothers Free Market Fred (manufacturing mogul) and James Hutchins (agri-business tycoon).
My employer status (two court clerks and a bailiff) would allow me four votes.
I would gladly endow two votes each to Brothers Fred and James and allow them to serve as my proxy at the voting booth.
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Re: Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-14-2011, 08:22 PM
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I like limiting voting rights to job creators
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We're not limiting the vote, we are ENABLING the vote of the producers in society. It goes without saying the more you produce the more votes you should get. Why should Brother Monty's or Brother Kotch's vote count has much as a homeless man's when Monty can Kotch do so much more for America?
One dollar, one vote, should be our nation's motto.
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09-14-2011, 08:34 PM
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We're not limiting the vote, we are ENABLING the vote of the producers in society. It goes without saying the more you produce the more votes you should get. Why should Brother Monty's or Brother Kotch's vote count has much as a homeless man's when Monty can Kotch do so much more for America?
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I prefer, one acre one vote myself, but can see the congregation is against me here.
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Re: Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-14-2011, 08:53 PM
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I prefer, one acre one vote myself, but can see the congregation is against me here.
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....and well we should be against your idea.
My single-wide commands something less than an acre in its footprint and I find it offensive you would deprive me of the right to proxy my four votes to my Godly Christian Brothers, Fred and James.
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09-14-2011, 08:59 PM
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....and well we should be against your idea.
My single-wide commands something less than an acre in its footprint and I find it offensive you would deprive me of the right to proxy my four votes to my Godly Christian Brothers, Fred and James.
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Yet Landover has a nice parcel of land.
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Re: Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-14-2011, 10:36 PM
Amen! Letting poor people vote is a recipe for social disaster. What's next, allowing children, felons, and pets to vote? What about terrorists over in Afghanistan who blew up our World Trade Center? They get to vote, too? In the name of "equality"?
This is just another case of liberal demagogues cynically manipulating the lower class in this country by allowing them to vote. The poor are so uneducated and ignorant, they do not know what is best for them, and hence should be not allowed to vote. Look at it this way: Do you really want some fat slob who blows all his minimum wage on Thunderbird fortified wine and lottery tickets to vote for the people who run the economy? Didn't think so.
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Re: Proposal: Only Grant Voting Rights To Job Creators -
09-14-2011, 10:44 PM
I may'nt be that rich and ive struggled for years trying to make ends meet but i have to say that I AGREE WITH ALL OF YOU. I live with poor people and poor people make bad choices. theres all these guys saying that they need to increase minmum wage and all, but im like, dude, that actually hurts you and the economy. The way the pastor explained it to me is tht if we raise minmum wage, companies have to hire less people, which makes more unemployed and then they have to raise prices on products to acommodate the higher minmum wage, which no one will be able to afford. Higher Minmum WAge = UNEMPLOYMENT + HIGH PRICES!
Its soooo easy to live on minmum wage. When i was working the night shift at the EXXON i lived comfertly on minmum wage. Insteed of going out and blowing money on rich luxury food like McDonalds or TacoBell you can eat TOP RAMEN. The local Food Lion has Top Romen packs for 10 cents each!!! 10 for a dollar.
- Top Ramen = 10 cents each meal
- Figuere 5 people in household.
- 3 meals a day x 5 = 15 meals
- 15 meals = $1.50 a day to feed a family of FIVE
$1.50 to feed a family of FIVE! And minmum wage is how much? Like $7.00 or something? you can feed an entire family for a day just for working for 10 minutes!!!!
STOP BEING LAZY AND GREDY YOU UNIONIST COMMIE POOR PEOPLE. GET OF YOUR BUTTS AND GET A JOB.
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