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Angry 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-08-2012, 02:13 AM

6 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE ISLE OF MAN

The Isle of Man is located right between 3 of God's most hated countries, which is England, Scotland and Ireland, just like the Faroe Islands, the mayority of the world does not recognize the Isle of Man as a real country, becuase of it's sinful and perverted ways.



1. The people who lives on the Isle of Man are mostly British fags who couldn't get enough of the perversion at the British "mainland" (not really mainland, since Britain is an island as well, there sure is something about perversion and islands)

2. They have the most disgusting and perverted flag in the entire world, try look at it without puking

3. Their official church is the Manx Church, which practises Anglicanism (false Christianity), and for the most they also worship their Celtic pagan false gods

4. The national sport of the Isle of Man is to have orgies with people from other sick islands like the Faroe Islands, Iceland, Hawaii, New Zealand and Australia, these orgies usually lats for days, sometimes weeks

5. They even have their own official language which is the Manx language, which is a Celtic pagan language that a Christian never would speak, real Christians speaks American

6. Just like in it's neighbor country Scotland, beastiality is extremely common, especially involving sheeps


God hates the Isle of Man!
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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-08-2012, 02:25 AM

They also have weird mutant cats there, without tails!



Look at that sinister thing! The Devil is OBVIOUSLY pretty at home on the Isle of Man, seeing as how he keeps his minions there!




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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-08-2012, 02:39 AM

If you dare, you can listen to their satanic language, warning to sensitive listeners



I would not be surprised if Manx is satan's native language
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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-08-2012, 03:04 AM

The "Isle of man?" Is that some sort of queer resort?



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If you dare, you can listen to their satanic language, warning to sensitive listeners
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I would not be surprised if Manx is satan's native language
No doubt this is Satan speaking in tongues from the fiery pits of hell through this possessed individual – or some Irishman from Fine Gael blowing a tin whistle through his rectum trying to convince people to vote for Obama.


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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-08-2012, 05:02 AM

I'm not sure if it is appropriate to display that flag on a Christian forum. Is that supposed to be the triangular taint of a three legged man?


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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-08-2012, 07:15 AM

That flag looks like a symbol of feminazism.


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I'm not sure if it is appropriate to display that flag on a Christian forum. Is that supposed to be the triangular taint of a three legged man?
I am displaying it to show how what sick country the Isle of Man is, and i think it's required to show the flags of the countries that God hates, so that all Christians can see which countries to avoid.
The three-legged man is an ancient evil pagan symbol known as Triskelion

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triskelion

I am not surprised at all that a filthy Eurotrash nation like the Isle of Man uses it as their flag
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I am displaying it to show how what sick country the Isle of Man is, and i think it's required to show the flags of the countries that God hates, so that all Christians can see which countries to avoid.
The three-legged man is an ancient evil pagan symbol known as Triskelion

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triskelion

I am not surprised at all that a filthy Eurotrash nation like the Isle of Man uses it as their flag
Leave it to the socialist fags of Europa to make a pornographic flag featuring the anus of a three legged mutant. At least there aren't three strings of anal beads spiraling outward as well. The spurs are rather disturbing however, knowing how the Europeans love bestiality.


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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-08-2012, 01:51 PM

Isle of Mannish people singing about a sheep in their own disgusting language, i bet they are singing about raping it



Footage of probably sexually abused sheeps in the Isle of Man


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I feel so badly for the children who are forced to grow up there. I wonder if any missionaries are called to bring them out like they lovingly did in Haiti.


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6 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE ISLE OF MAN

The Isle of Man is located right between 3 of God's most hated countries, which is England, Scotland and Ireland, just like the Faroe Islands, the mayority of the world does not recognize the Isle of Man as a real country, becuase of it's sinful and perverted ways.



1. The people who lives on the Isle of Man are mostly British fags who couldn't get enough of the perversion at the British "mainland" (not really mainland, since Britain is an island as well, there sure is something about perversion and islands)

2. They have the most disgusting and perverted flag in the entire world, try look at it without puking

3. Their official church is the Manx Church, which practises Anglicanism (false Christianity), and for the most they also worship their Celtic pagan false gods

4. The national sport of the Isle of Man is to have orgies with people from other sick islands like the Faroe Islands, Iceland, Hawaii, New Zealand and Australia, these orgies usually lats for days, sometimes weeks

5. They even have their own official language which is the Manx language, which is a Celtic pagan language that a Christian never would speak, real Christians speaks American

6. Just like in it's neighbor country Scotland, beastiality is extremely common, especially involving sheeps


God hates the Isle of Man!
Ayr ain t'ayns niau,
Casherick dy row dt'ennym.
Dy jig dty reeriaght.
Dt'aigney dy row jeant er y thalloo,
myr t'ayns niau.
Cur dooin nyn arran jiu as gagh laa,
as leih dooin nyn loghtyn,
myr ta shin leih dauesyn ta jannoo loghtyn nyn 'oi.
As ny leeid shin ayns miolagh,
agh livrey shin veih olk:
Son lhiats y reeriaght, as y phooar, as y ghloyr, son dy bragh as dy bragh.
Amen.


5. They even have their own official language which is the Manx language, which is a Celtic pagan language that a Christian never would speak, real Christians speaks American <-- You speak English.
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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 11:48 AM

Just a little translation of the 'Lord's Prayer'.


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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 11:56 AM

They provide a map of the island's best "cruising" areas! I could not, however, find a map with Baptist churches.

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Bitch pleaseee.

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Where the heck do you get off, girly?

I've got my other nephew sat here beside me in my lap in tears because he clicked on you disgusting links

Now I've had to cancel my lunch time witnessing to explain to 10 year old what the gaysex is. Do you know how traumatic it is to learn about sodomy, rimming, filching and cottaging is when you are 10 years old!

If my sister finds out she will hit the roof!

You should be ashamed of yourself, posting such gaywise sites on a family website.

Shame on you, missy

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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 04:13 PM

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Where the heck do you get off, girly?

I've got my other nephew sat here beside me in my lap in tears because he clicked on you disgusting links

Now I've had to cancel my lunch time witnessing to explain to 10 year old what the gaysex is. Do you know how traumatic it is to learn about sodomy, rimming, filching and cottaging is when you are 10 years old!

If my sister finds out she will hit the roof!

You should be ashamed of yourself, posting such gaywise sites on a family website.

Shame on you, missy

All the best.
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Just like the unsaved for you Brother. They are so hateful and judgmental they could careless about the pain they inflict.

Chengey, you need to be more opened minded like us TRUE Christians™.
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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 04:54 PM

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That flag looks like a symbol of feminazism.
You have mistaken the meaning of this flag, it is to show that each Manxmen has two normal legs and alongside this leg there is a leg sized penis.

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I am not surprised at all that a filthy Eurotrash nation like the Isle of Man uses it as their flag
Damn none European countries being all Eurotrash 'n' all.
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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 05:06 PM

You are Americans, your point is invalid.

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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man - 02-27-2012, 05:08 PM

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You are Americans, your point is invalid.

No that is uncalled for, we here at landoverbaptist.net accept all forms of culture and society, including the American culture. The only exceptions to this rule are the gays, and the blacks, and the Manx, and the Jews, and the Hebrews, infact, just about everyone that isn't a white christian (even then, there are those we disagree with and look down on). So please think before you speak.
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