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Default Re: Hula Hoops - 03-01-2008, 06:45 PM

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I use a hula hoop as part of my daily fitness regimen.
Proof positive that hula hoops promote debauchery in young girls. Did you know this wanton trollop, Roberta, was taking it in her feces lined rectum since she was 8? Eight?!?! And she has been hanging out at every truckstop and every public male bathroom stall and every nigra frequented night club she can get access to ever since?

Does anyone think Brother Hatchet wants his daughter to end up being a filthy butt ravaged whore like Roberta? Brother Hatchet loves is family very much and has done everything in his power to keep his niece from becoming a hedonistic tallywhacker holster/seed dumpster like Roberta.

You heathens should be praising this GODLY man for his efforts.

Shame on all you unsaved heathen scum.
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Default Re: Hula Hoops - 03-01-2008, 09:22 PM

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Does anyone think Brother Hatchet wants his daughter to end up being a filthy butt ravaged whore like Roberta? Brother Hatchet loves is family very much and has done everything in his power to keep his niece from becoming a hedonistic tallywhacker holster/seed dumpster like Roberta.

You heathens should be praising this GODLY man for his efforts.

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Default Re: Hula Hoops - 03-01-2008, 09:53 PM

I have been pondering these Hula abominations and have found yet another probable cause for alarm.
The shape.
The shape is a circle and we all know that inserting something into a circle is code for fornication, be they fingers or male genitalia. By merely touching ones thumb to ones trigger finger and inserting the opposite trigger finger therein, one is obviously gesturing for lurid sexual activity.
Just by using the Hula device, small children are inserting their entire bodies into this circle while they simulate rigorous sex with their gyrating and thrusting hips. Their bodies become symbolic of huge tallywhackers inside orifices, rubbing and twirling like deviants. Disgusting.
I can see nothing innocent or child-like about simulating a whole body male member. If it's a girl it is almost lesbianism to mimic a male genital. For the boys it is certainly gay.


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Default Re: Hula Hoops - 03-01-2008, 10:25 PM

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I have been pondering these Hula abominations and have found yet another probable cause for alarm.
The shape.
The shape is a circle and we all know that inserting something into a circle is code for fornication, be they fingers or male genitalia. By merely touching ones thumb to ones trigger finger and inserting the opposite trigger finger therein, one is obviously gesturing for lurid sexual activity.
Just by using the Hula device, small children are inserting their entire bodies into this circle while they simulate rigorous sex with their gyrating and thrusting hips. Their bodies become symbolic of huge tallywhackers inside orifices, rubbing and twirling like deviants. Disgusting.
I can see nothing innocent or child-like about simulating a whole body male member. If it's a girl it is almost lesbianism to mimic a male genital. For the boys it is certainly gay.
Brother, my hands are trembling. Every word of your post is true, and it makes me sick. I very well may go ahead and rupture my granddaughter's hymen after all. She is unquestionably no longer a virgin.
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Brother, my hands are trembling. Every word of your post is true, and it makes me sick. I very well may go ahead and rupture my granddaughter's hymen after all. She is unquestionably no longer a virgin.

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Default Re: Hula Hoops - 03-02-2008, 12:57 AM

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It may be illegal to be a True Christian™ in Godless england where you "live," but here in God's favorite country, the communists haven't taken over. Feel free to call whomever you like. Your threats have been passed on to the DOF.
Can you explain what DOF is? I don't unterstand your LEET
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We don't eat Leets here, we prefer good old American onions.

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Default Re: Hula Hoops - 03-02-2008, 09:43 AM

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Proof positive that hula hoops promote debauchery in young girls. Did you know this wanton trollop, Roberta, was taking it in her feces lined rectum since she was 8? Eight?!?! And she has been hanging out at every truckstop and every public male bathroom stall and every nigra frequented night club she can get access to ever since?

Does anyone think Brother Hatchet wants his daughter to end up being a filthy butt ravaged whore like Roberta? Brother Hatchet loves is family very much and has done everything in his power to keep his niece from becoming a hedonistic tallywhacker holster/seed dumpster like Roberta.

You heathens should be praising this GODLY man for his efforts.

Shame on all you unsaved heathen scum.
I have searched almost every woodpile in VT and have yet to find a black person.

Where are they hiding Remy my man?


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Default Re: Hula Hoops - 03-02-2008, 04:08 PM

Old Man Hatchet, you are a monster and should be behind bars!!
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Default Re: Hula Hoops - 03-02-2008, 04:10 PM

Old Man Hatchet is a Godly man and is doing the Lords work.
What have YOU ever done?


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Default Re: Hula Hoops - 03-02-2008, 05:11 PM

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Old Man Hatchet is a Godly man and is doing the Lords work.
What have YOU ever done?
I've respected women's genitalia, which is more than Old Man Hatchet can say.
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Default Re: Hula Hoops - 03-02-2008, 05:17 PM

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I've respected women's genitalia.
Is that what you call it?

Sicko.


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Default Re: Hula Hoops - 03-02-2008, 05:22 PM

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Is that what you call it?

Sicko.
Yes. If a woman is my lover, I suck, lick, caress and kiss her genitals, as well as her breasts. If a woman is not my lover, I respectfully do not touch her genitals at all. Boy, am I sick.
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Default Re: Hula Hoops - 03-02-2008, 05:27 PM

You vile, loathsome sinner! Your pornographic post disgusts and infuriates me.


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