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What's up with Sarah ? -
10-22-2008, 06:26 PM
Look at this scarf ! I think wiccans are involved.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: What's up with Sarah ? -
10-22-2008, 06:44 PM
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Look at this scarf ! I think wiccans are involved.
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It symbolises the fact that the great yolk of her existence is that she, quite comfortably I might add, is surrounded by asses. It is not unusual for Pantycostals like her to speak in tongues and in this picture she appears to be ready to do it again.
There is hope for her though. We Catholics have a special outreach program for former beauty queens with harlot daughters and I invite them both to come and seek guidance at the loving hands of Christ's soldiers here on earth.
Bless you, my spelling-challenged huckster,
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Re: What's up with Sarah ? -
10-22-2008, 06:58 PM
But she's an adult female Father Mo why would you have any interest?
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: What's up with Sarah ? -
10-22-2008, 07:35 PM
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There is hope for her though. We Catholics have a special outreach program for former beauty queens with harlot daughters and I invite them both to come and seek guidance at the loving hands of Christ's soldiers here on earth.
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We know how the Roman institution handles such matters, "Father," and we're not interested, since we already have Christian laundry services that surely do a better job anyway.
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10-22-2008, 08:41 PM
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We know how the Roman institution handles such matters, "Father," and we're not interested, since we already have Christian laundry services that surely do a better job anyway.
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I suspect you are correct about the efficiency of your laundry service... given all of the dirt they deal with every day.
As per the previous post... We are directed by God himself to try and bring salvation to all of his children. This Heavenly mandate (Not that kind of mandate) has been at the core of our motivation for two thousand years. As a result of doing so much of God's work, we are blessed with being, by far, the largest and sincerest Christian organisation on earth.
Bless you, my dressed by Wal-martyrs,
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Re: What's up with Sarah ? -
10-22-2008, 10:06 PM
That is a $5K scarf from Saks 5th Avenue, just like hard working mothers like Mother Glendora wear. What is the problem?
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10-22-2008, 10:13 PM
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That is a $5K scarf from Saks 5th Avenue, just like hard working mothers like Mother Glendora wear. What is the problem?
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I guess Mo wants one for himself to go with his fabulous frocks.
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Re: What's up with Sarah ? -
10-22-2008, 10:52 PM
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I guess Mo wants one for himself to go with his fabulous frocks.
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I think he wants to get one for the Pope for Christmas.
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Re: What's up with Sarah ? -
10-23-2008, 02:23 AM
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That is a $5K scarf from Saks 5th Avenue, just like hard working mothers like Mother Glendora wear. What is the problem?
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Amen, brother. The Dems are making a big deal about how Palin has spent $150,000 of the campaign's money on clothing for herself and the family. I just can't understand that - she's helping the economy by patronizing needy small town retailers like Neiman Marcus, Saks 5th Avenue and Fredericks of Hollywood, but the libs just keep whining about it. Don't they realize that when Joe the Plumber donates $20 to the McCain campaign, he wants to see his hard-earned cash being spent on lipstick, hairdos and see-through panties so that Palin can look her best. Besides, with inflation running rampant and the economy sinking (which is all Obama's fault), Palin and her family can barely afford caviar anymore - they might have to switch to Mooseburger Helper.
Those elitist liberal snobs are just a bunch of meanies.
YIC,
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Re: What's up with Sarah ? -
10-23-2008, 02:45 AM
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Besides, with inflation running rampant and the economy sinking (which is all Obama's fault),
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Well, Obama and Clinton. Don't forget Clinton.
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Re: What's up with Sarah ? -
10-23-2008, 02:58 AM
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Well, Obama and Clinton. Don't forget Clinton.
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Surely it's not just the government. Aside from the mooslims, homersexurals, cathyolics, pansy false Christians, limp-wristed husbands, leather-clad dominatrix wives, rebellious children, Mormons, Satanists, pagans, wiccans, commies, hippies, evolutionists, atheists, agnostics, and of course, the Clintons...I'd say it's those mooslim terrorists hoarding God's (and America's) oil like it belongs to them or something. That's why the economy is sinking...in my humble opinion.
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Re: What's up with Sarah ? -
10-23-2008, 05:36 AM
Those Demoncrat jackasses on her scarf are clearly a photo shop job by Liebruls in the Joo run media.
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Re: What's up with Sarah ? -
10-23-2008, 08:52 PM
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Those Demoncrat jackasses on her scarf are clearly a photo shop job by Liebruls in the Joo run media.
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The Lord knows that they have to have some fault to point out in every single photograph of a Republican candidate. They just couldn't stand it if they were all flawless and presentable.
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