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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
04-20-2010, 09:13 AM
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parents wont like me printing that many pages. we will run out of ink quickly.
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Enough dilly-dallying, young missy! You have an opportunity to manifest a Godly prophecy. Jesus said:
Luke 12:52-53 For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three. The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Make no mistake, Christianity is divisive -- you must love JESUS more than your own kin, despite never having seen Him. By faith we know He exists; He is more of a reality than silly old mummy or daddy! So go ahead, print off those pages -- if your parents disapprove, it will prove Jesus' prophecy correct, and surely He will smile at you from on high, as He sits on His throne in Heaven next to His Father (Who is also Himself; Jesus more or less sits next to Himself). This is the reality of the situation, dear.
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
04-20-2010, 07:58 PM
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I admire your adherence to standard grammar, capitalization and punctuation, but I feel it's not in our best interests to browbeat this one over it.
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My apologies...My zeal got the best of me.
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
04-20-2010, 07:59 PM
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parents wont like me printing that many pages. we will run out of ink quickly.
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You sure do find a lot of excuses for not reading the Bible, don't you.
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
04-20-2010, 11:10 PM
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the computer hurts my eyes if i read something on it so i like it better if its right infront of me
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Please stop whining and start reading that Holy Bible!
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
04-21-2010, 12:57 AM
hey, its not just them who do animals, our people down in Texas do them too
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
04-21-2010, 11:30 AM
but New Zealand is a godless country
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
04-21-2010, 04:47 PM
Thank you for this eye-opening post! Is no where outside of God's chosen country safe for God's chosen people? Yet another country I have to cross off the vacation list. Lousy sinners!
"And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually."
-Genesis 6:5 (King James Version!!!)
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
04-22-2010, 06:25 AM
I am notmaking excuses. Im pushed for money and time since i go to college and have a camp next week. Our parents are low on money and dont want me printing out a bible when i could use the ink for school.
New Zealand is a nice country with lots of fablous bush land and animals. We get American exchange students and they have a great time and love all the nature thats there.
Deuteronomy 6:5 And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Peter 1:7 That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and glory at the appearing of Jesus Christ.
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
04-22-2010, 07:06 AM
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I am notmaking excuses. Im pushed for money and time since i go to college and have a camp next week. Our parents are low on money and dont want me printing out a bible when i could use the ink for school.
New Zealand is a nice country with lots of fablous bush land and animals. We get American exchange students and they have a great time and love all the nature thats there.
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Ask them if the price of a few ink cartridges is worth your noggin being another demon fishing bobber in the Devil's Lava Lake.
Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
04-22-2010, 11:09 AM
I must have missed all of that animal-abusing while I was in NZ. Pray to Jesus to smite the unworthy, and defilers of the innocence of sheep!
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
04-23-2010, 12:59 AM
where do you live? im gonna come take your animals away because you're a PSYCHO
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
04-23-2010, 02:37 AM
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New Zealand is a nice country with lots of fablous bush land and animals. We get American exchange students and they have a great time and love all the nature thats there.
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This should be a warning to any college student who is considering going to New Zealand to study: They want to turn you into animal-loving homers.
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
04-23-2010, 08:54 AM
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Ask them if the price of a few ink cartridges is worth your noggin being another demon fishing bobber in the Devil's Lava Lake.
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I am pressed for money at this moment with camp stuff being needed
Deuteronomy 6:5 And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Peter 1:7 That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and glory at the appearing of Jesus Christ.
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
04-23-2010, 06:29 PM
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I am pressed for money at this moment
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Why is this? Who do you not work harder to earn more money? Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
04-30-2010, 09:10 AM
I do work but not paid work. Its not time for me to get a job since i have little work experience and little jobs around where i live.
Deuteronomy 6:5 And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Peter 1:7 That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and glory at the appearing of Jesus Christ.
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
04-30-2010, 09:42 AM
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I do work but not paid work. Its not time for me to get a job since i have little work experience and little jobs around where i live.
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Stop making up excuses and start working, hard!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
04-30-2010, 04:08 PM
@ Freeks-Angel Can you learn how to fix canoes? Then you will always have work!
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
05-01-2010, 10:34 PM
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Stop making up excuses and start working, hard!
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I am not making excuses. I work hard in school to make my parents proud of me but having a job is a different story
Deuteronomy 6:5 And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Peter 1:7 That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and glory at the appearing of Jesus Christ.
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
05-01-2010, 10:37 PM
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@ Freeks-Angel Can you learn how to fix canoes? Then you will always have work!
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I will not learn how to fix something that i do not want to use. I can only fix clothing and parts of other things. The last time i actually saw something close to a canoe was a traditional waka and that was 5 years ago
Deuteronomy 6:5 And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Peter 1:7 That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and glory at the appearing of Jesus Christ.
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Re: Why beastiality is wrong: New Zealanders take note! -
05-01-2010, 10:41 PM
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The last time i actually saw something close to a canoe was a traditional waka and that was 5 years ago
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Wow. I had no idea New Zealand is THAT backward.
I guess all the swimming you do must keep you good and fit, at least.
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