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Default Re: Asians - The Devil's Squinty-Eyed Servants - 10-07-2010, 02:49 AM

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Jevonsp & Tyreka, no one here is being racist. Landover Baptist and True Christians take a dim view of racism.

Intentions are not always the same as the outcome
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Default Re: Asians - The Devil's Squinty-Eyed Servants - 10-07-2010, 03:06 AM

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Intentions are not always the same as the outcome
Just remember, do not post any racist remarks or start calling people racist just because they do not agree with you.


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So what? God is only concerned about intentions, not detials like results. Take the story of Abraham in Egypt: Abraham thought Pharaoh was going to rape his wife Sarah so Abraham told Pharaoh Sarah was Abraham's sister. God saw this fake relationship as a clear cut case of incest and struck Sarah barren as punishment.



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Default Re: Asians - The Devil's Squinty-Eyed Servants - 02-24-2015, 07:55 AM

I am floating this poignant thread for the sake of our children and our children's children. The zipperhead menace must never be underestimated...
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Default Re: Asians - The Devil's Squinty-Eyed Servants - 02-24-2015, 07:37 PM

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I am floating this poignant thread for the sake of our children and our children's children. The zipperhead menace must never be underestimated...

So true, Brother. In these times, when we are preoccupied with the total death and destruction of all Muslims to the last one, we must not lose sight that it was the wretched Chinamen who bombed Godly Pearl Harbor and later sent all that cheap plastic junk to our shores. Even today, they thirst for our dollars and our women.


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Devil Re: Asians - The Devil's Squinty-Eyed Servants - 03-06-2015, 01:46 AM

Satan here! come to tell all of you 'Christians' that you're all going to hell! See you soon!

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Default Re: Asians - The Devil's Squinty-Eyed Servants - 03-06-2015, 01:51 AM

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Satan here! come to tell all of you 'Christians' that you're all going to hell! See you soon!

Love Satan xoxoxo

You are a liar. If you were actually Satan, you would already know that our reward lies with our Father in heaven. Try again, Bozo.


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Devil Re: Asians - The Devil's Squinty-Eyed Servants - 03-06-2015, 01:53 AM

Also, if you would kindly ban me, that would be much appreciated!
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Default Re: Asians - The Devil's Squinty-Eyed Servants - 03-06-2015, 01:56 AM

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Also, if you would kindly ban me, that would be much appreciated!

No, not yet. You will first continue to make a fool of yourself. Usually, the likes of you will announce that he is leaving forever. Then, He will entertain us with many more foolish and nonsensical posts. After that, about the time you really get warmed up, you will be banned.


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Ban yourself, dummy. Close your browser and never come back.



Meanwhile your hate-speech remains as a testament to the persecution we see every single day.



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Devil Re: Asians - The Devil's Squinty-Eyed Servants - 03-06-2015, 01:58 AM

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You are a liar. If you were actually Satan, you would already know that our reward lies with our Father in heaven. Try again, Bozo.
You're getting rewards for being bigoted, racist, sexist cunts? I must not be doing my job well enough!

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Also, if you would kindly ban me, that would be much appreciated!
That's all? One exceptionally uninspired post and you're all "OK, I'm done".

So feeble. Bleeping pathetic, I tell ya.

Tell those numpties back at 4chan that their game is slipping if this is the level of fodder they're going to be sending us. I know they don't usually get much to work with, but come on.

Jesus is so disappoint.


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Devil Re: Asians - The Devil's Squinty-Eyed Servants - 03-06-2015, 02:05 AM

Yes keep feeding the troll, it'll go away if you feed it enough!

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Devil Re: Asians - The Devil's Squinty-Eyed Servants - 03-06-2015, 02:11 AM

Mate, I'm just stuffing around, its funny seeing all these assholes go all "you're going to HELL!!!"

Personally I prefer hell if these ass wipes are in heaven, also, I'm not from 4chan
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You're getting rewards for being bigoted, racist, sexist cunts? I must not be doing my job well enough!...
The Bible says it's God's job to reward them for being bigoted, racist, sexist faithful Christians. Read the damned thing, would ya?


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Quite correct. God says in the Bible that He's going to kill you all. God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth. And that's just the first day. Shout GLORY!!

If you want a quick trip to hell, just hang around with those slants. Jesus has a treat in store for them all.
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Default Re: Asians - The Devil's Squinty-Eyed Servants - 03-06-2015, 04:53 AM

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Default Re: Asians - The Devil's Squinty-Eyed Servants - 04-06-2015, 05:35 AM

Despite the fact that what the OP said was almost 100% true, and despite the fact that when I went googling it's really what I was looking for, the reality is that this attitude is 100% contrary to how Jesus is and how Jesus wants us to be.

At first I thought I had clicked a link to city-data (since it looks the same and I hadn't looked at the URL), and I was wondering, "how did this guy not get banned yet?" However, when I looked up at the URL bar and saw this was landoverbaptist forums, it made total sense.

The things written on this forum encourage the kind of hate that caters to people with hate inside them, including myself which I freely admit as a sinner, but at least there is enough Holy Spirit in me to see the evilness of this kind of attitude.

The sad thing isn't just that there are so many flagrant hateful people out there, nor that this place creates an atmosphere which encourages this kind of attitude; but rather that this forum is supposed to be a particular example of Christianity to unbelievers.

It's very sad because unbelievers coming here are thinking, "well this is what Christians are like, why would I want to have any part of it?", when in reality this is NOT the spirit of Christianity but rather the spirit of Satan himself, the polar opposite of what Jesus Christ came here to do.

Jesus came here to love. In fact, Jesus thought it so important to love others that Jesus said, all the laws of the prophets can be summed up into two commandments - first love the Lord your God with all your heart, mind and soul, and the second like unto it - love your neighbor as yourself.


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35 One of them, an expert in the law, tested him with this question: 36 “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”

37 Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”

- Matthew 22:35-40 (NIV)
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28 One of the teachers of the law came and heard them debating. Noticing that Jesus had given them a good answer, he asked him, “Of all the commandments, which is the most important?”

29 “The most important one,” answered Jesus, “is this: ‘Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one. 30 Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.’ 31 The second is this: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these.”

- Mark 12:29-31 (NIV)
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27 He answered, “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind’; and, ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’”

28 “You have answered correctly,” Jesus replied. “Do this and you will live.”

29 But he wanted to justify himself, so he asked Jesus, “And who is my neighbor?”

30 In reply Jesus said: “A man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho, when he was attacked by robbers. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him and went away, leaving him half dead. 31 A priest happened to be going down the same road, and when he saw the man, he passed by on the other side. 32 So too, a Levite, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side. 33 But a Samaritan, as he traveled, came where the man was; and when he saw him, he took pity on him. 34 He went to him and bandaged his wounds, pouring on oil and wine. Then he put the man on his own donkey, brought him to an inn and took care of him. 35 The next day he took out two denarii and gave them to the innkeeper. ‘Look after him,’ he said, ‘and when I return, I will reimburse you for any extra expense you may have.’

36 “Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of robbers?”

37 The expert in the law replied, “The one who had mercy on him.”

Jesus told him, “Go and do likewise.”

- Luke 10:27-37 (NIV)
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[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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Bible Re: Asians - The Devil's Squinty-Eyed Servants - 04-06-2015, 06:31 AM

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Despite the fact that what the OP said was almost 100% true, and despite the fact that when I went googling it's really what I was looking for, the reality is that this attitude is 100% contrary to how Jesus is and how Jesus wants us to be.

At first I thought I had clicked a link to city-data (since it looks the same and I hadn't looked at the URL), and I was wondering, "how did this guy not get banned yet?" However, when I looked up at the URL bar and saw this was landoverbaptist forums, it made total sense.

The things written on this forum encourage the kind of hate that caters to people with hate inside them, including myself which I freely admit as a sinner, but at least there is enough Holy Spirit in me to see the evilness of this kind of attitude.

The sad thing isn't just that there are so many flagrant hateful people out there, nor that this place creates an atmosphere which encourages this kind of attitude; but rather that this forum is supposed to be a particular example of Christianity to unbelievers.

It's very sad because unbelievers coming here are thinking, "well this is what Christians are like, why would I want to have any part of it?", when in reality this is NOT the spirit of Christianity but rather the spirit of Satan himself, the polar opposite of what Jesus Christ came here to do.

Jesus came here to love. In fact, Jesus thought it so important to love others that Jesus said, all the laws of the prophets can be summed up into two commandments - first love the Lord your God with all your heart, mind and soul, and the second like unto it - love your neighbor as yourself.
Dear Self-proclaimed Sinner,

It seems that you have come a long way. Many of our visitors never ever dare consider our views but retort to hateful speech and unjustified assertions. You also try to use Scriptural references, unfornately of an inferior version compared to the KJV. Still, I am very pleased to communicate with you as you have potential. That said, I have to correct some issues that you raise up in your post.

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The things written on this forum encourage the kind of hate that caters to people with hate inside them, including myself which I freely admit as a sinner, but at least there is enough Holy Spirit in me to see the evilness of this kind of attitude.
We actually do this for LOVE although we receive lots and lots of hate in return. We do not wish to give people false hopes of salvation but show that the actual path is a tortuous one.

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The sad thing isn't just that there are so many flagrant hateful people out there, nor that this place creates an atmosphere which encourages this kind of attitude; but rather that this forum is supposed to be a particular example of Christianity to unbelievers.

It's very sad because unbelievers coming here are thinking, "well this is what Christians are like, why would I want to have any part of it?", when in reality this is NOT the spirit of Christianity but rather the spirit of Satan himself, the polar opposite of what Jesus Christ came here to do.
To make a valiant effort to prove this by selecting verses that tell us about the love of Jesus who is God. This is all true but it neglects lots of equally valid material in the Bible, in both the OT and the NT. I give you just a couple of examples.

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Malachi 1:2-3
I have loved you, saith the LORD. Yet ye say, Wherein hast thou loved us? [Was] not Esau Jacob's brother? saith the LORD: yet I loved Jacob, And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

Romans 9:13
As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

We are not satisfied to have people proclaim that they feel themselves Christian. We also want them to have a decent chance of getting to Heaven. They must learn that Lord Jesus is a loving entity but that this love in conditional.

Ecclesiastes 12:13
Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.

You cannot disregard the law and the punishments. Jesus tells us that:

Matthew 5:20
For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

It's an all-or-nothing issue. One trespass and your chances are gone unless you repent, be baptized and follow the commandments of Jesus our savior.

James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Jesus is a complex entity. He brings a sword and He brings peace, be casts sinners into the Furnace and condemnes those who do not accept Him (John 3:16-18). He is all these things. It is the duty of a True Christian™ to accept this, to accept Jesus and not question Him. He is what he is.

Exodus 3:14
And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.

But, as I mentioned, you show great promise. You already know one half of Jesus. Now it is time to learn to know Him totally.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: Asians - The Devil's Squinty-Eyed Servants - 04-06-2015, 11:23 AM

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25 And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?

26 He said unto him, What is written in the law? how readest thou?

27 And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.

28 And he said unto him, Thou hast answered right: this do, and thou shalt live.

29 But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?

30 And Jesus answering said, A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead.

31 And by chance there came down a certain priest that way: and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side.

32 And likewise a Levite, when he was at the place, came and looked on him, and passed by on the other side.

33 But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him,

34 And went to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him.

35 And on the morrow when he departed, he took out two pence, and gave them to the host, and said unto him, Take care of him; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I come again, I will repay thee.

36 Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves?

37 And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.
As you can see from the parable of the Good Samaritan, Jesus means to tell us that only Good Samaritans are our neighbors and worthy of our saintly love. Sneaky faced japs and other gook types plots and scheme over the I Ching to bring America to its knees all day. They even murder their babies with institutional birth control. The whole reason their faces are so squinty is from long hours of concentrating in the lotus to formulate anti-American plans. How can you say that such miscreants are our neighbors, by Christ's definition?


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