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Yes, Jesus had Blue Eyes -
09-01-2020, 02:11 PM
One terrible outcome of the "Black Lives Matter" is trying to change history. There are misguided people out there who want pictures of Jesus with light brown hair, slightly tanned white skin and blue eyes to be taken down. They want only the older pictures, taken before modern technology learned what Jesus really looked like, with a brown eyed darker skinned Jesus to replace them.
I wish these trouble makers would study history. God has always preferred the people of the U. S. and Northern Europe. We are more prosperous, win wars and are just plain better looking. God would not have fathered a Jesus looking like the losers of the world.
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Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Yes, Jesus had Blue Eyes -
09-01-2020, 03:41 PM
Verily, of course Jesus certainly had blue eyes. This is confirmed by i) the KJV Bible and ii) by correlating the Biblical data to Creation Science. First, the KJV Bible gives us its Testimony!
Revelation 19:12
His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
Here we can see the only available reference to Jesus's eye color: " flame of fire". Now we have to understand that this contains all data that are necessary to elaborate and make this more understandable to the common uneducated sinner, the woman and the retard. Jesus's fire is the hottest fire imaginable. If we now look at the evidence from Creation Science, we can see that the hottest fire is blue!
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The hottest fires are from oxyacetylene torches (about 3000 degrees Centigrade) that combine oxygen and gas to create pinpoint blue flames.
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Q.E.D. Jesus's eye color is that of fire, they burn more fiercely than anything else, the hottest fire is blue. Hence, Jesus had /has has and shall have) Blue Eyes.
Once again, the intuition of a True Christian™ Patriarch, Mr. Hold, holds True™.
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Re: Yes, Jesus had Blue Eyes -
09-01-2020, 05:45 PM
Thank you, Dr. White, for proof as seen in the Bible for Jesus' blue eyes. I hope any who believe He had brown eyes will catch the first bus to Mexico where they probably still believe the brown eye nonsense.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Yes, Jesus had Blue Eyes -
09-01-2020, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Thank you, Dr. White, for proof as seen in the Bible for Jesus' blue eyes. I hope any who believe He had brown eyes will catch the first bus to Mexico where they probably still believe the brown eye nonsense.
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They'll find plenty of brown eyed Jesuses in Mexico. Until they're gunned down by MS-13 Antifa terrorist gangsters. People down there are animals.
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Re: Yes, Jesus had Blue Eyes -
09-01-2020, 06:48 PM
Thank you, Brother Professor Dr White, Sir, for explaining the matter so clearly.
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
Revelation 19:12
His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
Here we can see the only available reference to Jesus's eye color: " flame of fire". Now we have to understand that this contains all data that are necessary to elaborate and make this more understandable to the common uneducated sinner, the woman and the retard. Jesus's fire is the hottest fire imaginable. If we now look at the evidence from Creation Science, we can see that the hottest fire is blue!
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This particular woman had no difficulty in understanding. Those of us who cook with God-given natural gas, rather than electrical power of dubious provenance, are fully aware that hot flames are blue.
I look forward to the day when electricity - unless harnessed from lightning - becomes a thing of the past. I assume we have people working on this.
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Re: Yes, Jesus had Blue Eyes -
09-02-2020, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
...Mexico where they probably still believe the brown eye nonsense.
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Goodness they have slipped. The brown eye is forbidden territory, even by their own disgusting low standards (Mexican Catholic).
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Re: Yes, Jesus had Blue Eyes -
09-03-2020, 04:33 AM
All of the pictures of Jesus show His blue eyes. How can people argue with photographic proof?
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Re: Yes, Jesus had Blue Eyes -
09-03-2020, 04:13 PM
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They'll find plenty of brown eyed Jesuses in Mexico. Until they're gunned down by MS-13 Antifa terrorist gangsters. People down there are animals.
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It's good to point out the misuse of our Savior's name south of the Border. No parents who speak the language of the Bible, English, name their child, "Jesus." But in Mexico where they speak something else, sounds like gibberish, they soil His Holy Name.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Yes, Jesus had Blue Eyes -
09-10-2020, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by DominiqueDomgaard
When I read the Bible, I close my eyes and envision Christ having Danish-worthy good looks. Blonde hair, blue eyes... Does any other religion have as nearly a dreamy Savior?
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And, just not "dreamy" looks, dear Miss Domgaard. Don't forget the brawn and might that the possesses!
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Yes, Jesus had Blue Eyes -
09-13-2020, 02:03 PM
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Re: Yes, Jesus had Blue Eyes -
09-14-2020, 03:50 AM
Greetings!
A good habit is to never disagree with white people because they might get angry and call the police and the police want to shoot Black men. Sometimes I think they might want to shoot I. But also it is best to not disagree because it is not uplifting. And so even though these things are true I must tell you that Black men have Black eyes which are really brown but Black people are really brown too so I do not want to be confusing about different colors. I am a Black man but I am really brown. The Mexicans already had Brown so we went with Black. So anyway since Jesus was a Black man he had Black eyes too. I have learned very much from white people starting with the Methodist ladies at the Methodist School in Kingston Jamaica which is my home and right up until now at my school which is Georgetown University where I am learning to be a TV anchorman like Don Lemon. Not all of the professors here are white men because some are Italian and some are from China but they are mostly white and many are Catholic priests. For these reasons I must say that I am surprised that the good white people here at this church thought that Jesus might have blue eyes but I am often surprised by white people and the things they do.
Jah Guide!
Trevor
PS and I hope no one is angry about this news so please don't call the police
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Yes, Jesus had Blue Eyes -
09-15-2020, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
Greetings!
For these reasons I must say that I am surprised that the good white people here at this church thought that Jesus might have blue eyes but I am often surprised by white people and the things they do.
Jah Guide!
Trevor
PS and I hope no one is angry about this news so please don't call the police
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I Man, you have such a novel imagination. That Jesus was a black man makes no Biblical sense at all. God would have spread the word of His Son, Jesus, through black people if that were true. Instead, the word was spread by blue-eyed people like Jesus.
White people here will not call the police on you. We may, however, have one of our capable preachers give you an earful of scripture.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Yes, Jesus had Blue Eyes -
09-16-2020, 01:17 AM
He also had blue eyes and nordic features.
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Re: Yes, Jesus had Blue Eyes -
09-16-2020, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
Greetings!
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Jah Guide!
Trevor
PS I have never read The Bible.
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Thank you for contributing to the forum. Your posts help others to see where a sect has gone off the rails. Perhaps John Wesley was not completely insane, that's not for me to say, but his "method" of following Christ's example slid slowly down the gurgler upon his death. At one stage they decided Jesus was essentially just the same as any other man, with the facts of His birth and divinity becoming optional for clergy some 1¾ centuries after Wesley's death. He would no more have endorsed that than the schism he so strongly opposed during his life, which is why they waited before implementing both.
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There’s been lots of recent attention on United Methodism’s lesbian bishop, Karen Oliveto, against whom the church’s top court recently ruled for violating church law on Christian sexual ethics.
But controversial retired United Methodist Bishop Joseph Sprague, who denied Christ’s eternal deity and other Christian doctrines, recently reemerged, speaking in April in Arlington, Virginia at the National United Methodist Caretakers of God’s Creation Conference, co-organized by United Methodist Women.
Although Oliveto faces further judicial action, Sprague was cleared in 2003 of violating church doctrine. In 1999 Sprague, who was elected bishop in 1996, promoted to his clergy a book by Marcus Borg, a self described “panentheist” who asserted beliefs about Jesus as messiah were invented by the early church.
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I am not putting you in the same basket as Methodist clergy, however: there may be some hope for you. At least you're not rejecting The Bible outright! To ignore it though is just as calamitous for your soul as misrepresenting what God teaches in its pages. In your posts, for example when mentioning Jesus being black (or green or red or tartan for that matter) or referring to his hair or eyes, including a Scripture quote supports what you're claiming.
Sometimes it's easy to think one thing but when you look it up, you find you were mistaken and can adjust what you think accordingly. In this way you develop a better understanding as you go along. Just making stuff up and disregarding sources that disagree has a the opposite effect. It's a path leading to greater and greater ignorance with discussion only ever between concurring parties and a bubble of insubstantiation seen in many churches today.
Jesus Christ is real. The Bible is real. Its claims are easy enough to check out. By doing so you'll be able to appreciate reality as it actually is and make decisions on that basis rather than relying on some pipe-dream cooked up centuries ago or devised by charlatans to further their own agenda with no supporting evidence at all. That's why it's important to read The Bible and to understand The Truth of its claims.
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Re: Yes, Jesus had Blue Eyes -
09-25-2021, 06:14 PM
This is the only truth. The bad news is that the only blue eyed people who love Jesus are Americans. But the good news are that is not only the case for Americans, but for whites in general. If you are not an American Protestant, you cannot be a True Christian ™, you can only be satanic humanistic Eurotrash, who denies that God supports slavery and also abortion in certain cases and also denies that the KKK is organized by Jesus.
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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Re: Yes, Jesus had Blue Eyes -
09-25-2021, 08:49 PM
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If you are not an American Protestant, you cannot be a True Christian™ ...
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Oh dear me: now you seem to be confusing us with American Protestants. Are you some sort of foreigner, dear? There's no need to feel ashamed to admit it.
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Re: Yes, Jesus had Blue Eyes -
09-26-2021, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Diesel Stanford
This is the only truth. The bad news is that the only blue eyed people who love Jesus are Americans. But the good news are that is not only the case for Americans, but for whites in general. If you are not an American Protestant, you cannot be a True Christian ™, you can only be satanic humanistic Eurotrash, who denies that God supports slavery and also abortion in certain cases and also denies that the KKK is organized by Jesus.
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Diesel, you make some excellent points, but there are a handful of Europeans who have accepted the Bible as the literal word of God and joined the Landover Baptist Church. Sure, as they're Europeans, we don't give them much authority, but it's best to humor them.
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