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Default A petition to re-write ALL Game of Thrones - 05-24-2019, 03:23 PM

In the last days, an HBO show called Gay Mock Thrones (that is the real name, but they had to go with Game of Thrones because it was too obvious) has finished. People are devastated because a story ended the way their writers intended to. It seems nowadays people are too engaged with non-real stories, living them as if they were true and even giving their lives to them. People would waste a Sunday in GOT rendez vous*, praising their characters. Amazing.

People are calling and writing and collecting signatures to change the last season. This is a bad sign, because people are falling in a way of communist writing which in turn will lead to them wanting free houses and free food, because everything belongs to everybody.


But we can seize the opportunity and make people to go and change the WHOLE show, adapting it to the REAL story of the Bible!


Did I become crazy, you might think. Well I guess it all depends on the meaning of the word "become". But if we were to re-write the show, how would it end?


My strongest bet is King James will inherit the throne of the so-called "Seven Kingdoms" which will then be renamed to "An only Kingdom under God". All the satanic forces including Dark People, Communists, Nazis, Night Walkers, Half-Men (incl. a dwarf) women not in their kitchens, incest, followers of false religions, witches, wargs, Amalekis, a golden calf, Satan, writers not finishing their books on time, Maesters, Canaanites, living dead people (except Lazarus) and the likes; they would fall under the power of the one True King and the One True Word.


We could keep the Wall protecting the good people from the savages, though.


What are your thoughts?




*Rendez vous is gay for "party".


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Default Re: A petition to re-write ALL Game of Thrones - 05-24-2019, 04:02 PM

Any story not written by God, Jesus, or respected televangelist is heresay. I’ll take Jerry Falwell’s written beliefs over a god mocking show any day.


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Default Re: A petition to re-write ALL Game of Thrones - 05-24-2019, 05:58 PM

I never let my kids watch that sleezy, fantasy show, so who cares what they do with it. I've subscribed to HBN (Holy Baptist Network) instead of HBO (which definitely blocked by Jesus Filter Controls). A neighbor told me the earlier seasons were better anyway when they portrayed more wholesome content like a dad having his way with his daughters, harkening back to Lot. (Genesis 19:33). At least that sounds educational, and carries a strong pro-life message so needed for young people today. Just leave out the street walkers and fag knights, thanks.
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Default Re: A petition to re-write ALL Game of Thrones - 05-24-2019, 05:59 PM

Brother Gonzalez, what an excellent idea! I agree that not just the last season has to be rewritten. First of all, that Jon Snow character should have stayed dead - that thing with coming back to life, only Jesus can do that. I guess, Jon Snow could come back to life like Lazarus, but then we'd have to replace the red witch with Jesus doing the resurrection. By the way, the red witch should have been killed long time ago in accordance with Exodus 22:18.

Now, from the long list of kings that sat on the iron throne, Joffrey was the most Jesus-like (blonde, strong, bursting with self-confidence, radiating righteousness, and humorous sense of justice). Therefore, his assassination should not have happened, the plot should have been discovered by Cersey before the wedding. If Joffrey were alive, he would have won over Daenerys very easily (who ever thought that two women could have been battling over a throne in a world where men exist, that's preposterous!).

Now, there are some interesting parallels between GOT and the Bible. Let's have look at this passage:

Revelation 12:1-9
1 And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars:
2 And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered.
3 And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
4 And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
5 And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.
6 And the woman fled into the wilderness, where she hath a place prepared of God, that they should feed her there a thousand two hundred and threescore days.
7 And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
8 And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven.
9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

As we can see, the whole Daenerys plotline could easily be tweaked to fit the Biblical narrative. So Daenarys, instead of being the mother of dragons, has to be the victim trying to escape the dragon/serpent/Devil/Satan, trying to prevent him from devouring babies she keeps spewing out of her womb. Jaime Lannister can represent Michael, bravely fighting the dragon. Of course, the man child that is born to rule all world from the iron throne is Donald Trump himself ()


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Please note that I, as a Godly Christian young lady, have never even thought of watching GOT, nope, not even once. Anything I seem to know about the show comes from accidentally absorbing chatter on the Internet. That's it, there's nothing else to see here, folks, so move along.
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Default Re: A petition to re-write ALL Game of Thrones - 05-24-2019, 06:12 PM

Of course, Sister Bas, George RR Martin is the last of a series of writers plagiarizing the Bible in order to keep people away from Jesus.

Others in the same line include JRR Tolkien (the Silmarillion is nothing but a twisted heretic version of the Old Testament), the Monthy Python's Life of Brian (should the lead actor be burning in Hell for heresy and gayness - why can't all of them be like Charlton Heston?), George Lucas' Star Wars (the "force" is a Blasphemy against the Holy Ghost so all of them are going to Hell), everything Marvel (the good guy sacrificing himself to redeem humanity, I have seen that before a lot of times), Stephen King's Pet Sematary (bringing people back from the dead) and Adolph Hitler's Mein Kampf (the plot of the Jews being the bad guys is from the Bible, come on!)


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Default Re: A petition to re-write ALL Game of Thrones - 05-24-2019, 06:28 PM

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People are devastated because a story ended the way their writers intended to.
This is a sharp observation - Jesus's Ministry on Earth ended in the way the "Writer" intended it to, and all too often we see people being "cafeteria Christians" choosing a little from here, a little from there and making their own story with its own meaning - I worry that it will not be long before someone comes up with a show in which Jesus beats the Roman army and gasses the Pharisees and Sadducees - O tempera, O mores!
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But we can seize the opportunity and make people to go and change the WHOLE show, adapting it to the REAL story of the Bible!
Something like that is definitely required.


The only part that I found was accurate and useful was "The Army of the Dead" - it mirrors exactly
M't:27:51: And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;
M't:27:52: And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
M't:27:53: And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.





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Default Re: A petition to re-write ALL Game of Thrones - 05-24-2019, 06:35 PM

A while back, Sister Mary Etheldreda posted this wonderful link to a rewrite of Harry Potter penned by a God fearing, husband obeying Godly Christian housewife:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1064443...r-and-Miracles
Do click on it - the writing is truly remarkable! (Side effects of this blessed reading include an inexplicable dullness of the brain and a sudden hate of semicolons and adverbs).

Anyway, I wonder if maybe we could hire this wonderful lady to compose an equally epic and unforgettable Christian rewrite of GOT. Just of the show - the books have way too many characters and plot lines, and Martin is never going to finish them anyway.
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A while back, Sister Mary Etheldreda posted this wonderful link to a rewrite of Harry Potter penned by a God fearing, husband obeying Godly Christian housewife:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1064443...r-and-Miracles
Do click on it - the writing is truly remarkable! (Side effects of this blessed reading include an inexplicable dullness of the brain and a sudden hate of semicolons and adverbs).

Anyway, I wonder if maybe we could hire this wonderful lady to compose an equally epic and unforgettable Christian rewrite of GOT. Just of the show - the books have way too many characters and plot lines, and Martin is never going to finish them anyway.
Is a wonderful story; I have never been so excited after reading something; I cannot stop reading that.


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Default Re: A petition to re-write ALL Game of Thrones - 07-23-2019, 10:32 AM

I ain’t know anything about that there Game of Thrones except all them people talkin about it, so I had Mrs. Williams bring me a cold beer and told my grandson to put the tape in that there DVD machine.

My grandson says ain’t no Blockbuster Video no more, can you believe it? Now they beam them movies right into your VCR!

Now my personal feelings is that this show has entirely too much curse words and sex. There were a few minor scenes of beheadings, torturings, a child murdering another child, nothing too serious. But the show does have a problem with foul language and them sexual depravitations, that much is obvious.

The only sex scenes that was wholesome was between Daniella and Carl Drogo, cause they was married. Not an authentic marriage presided over like a minister such as myself, mind, but still they was married so the sex was a beautiful expression of their love for one another and their desire for procreations!

Those scenes were so wonderful, I researched them again the other night. That Daniella Targarine is a swell lady and will have many children with them childbearing hips!


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Default Re: A petition to re-write ALL Game of Thrones - 07-23-2019, 11:58 AM

Rev. Dwight, while understandably, it may have warmed your cockles watching a Negra buck in heat, such as Khal Drogo get jiggy with the dragon queen, I assure my sensibility on the matter is not quite as liberal. Hmm. As there were no Christian men on the show as viable marriage potential for her, she is but a heathen whore in my eyes (though not hard the eyes by any stretch!).
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Default Re: A petition to re-write ALL Game of Thrones - 07-25-2019, 04:56 AM

I admit the final episode was a little underwhelming but the rest was pretty damn good.
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Default Re: A petition to re-write ALL Game of Thrones - 07-25-2019, 01:40 PM

I have never watched this atrocious show but did, by accident, see a short promo. for something involving a dragon. The Bible tells us that dragons are not fantastic creatures and that they—or some of them—are able to praise God.
Psalm 148:7-8 Praise the LORD from the earth, ye dragons, and all deeps: Fire and hail; snow, and vapour; stormy wind fulfilling his word.
An important point worth noticing here is that those dragons live on the earth. It's important because there is another kind of dragon, quite real, but associated with The Pit. Is it really necessary to point out which kind appears in this saga? And of course it's a pit dragon. Satan.

How addled the minds become, watching this stuff. There's an ice wall acting as some sort of "barrier" but as is obvious from the before picture all that's needed to get around it is a boat, especially if there's been 8,000 years to work out a cunning plan. The world is not 8,000 years old and The Bible is clear that we are in the last days so it's never going to be 8,000 years old and it's a dangerous precedent to suggest that longer timeframes may be available for Salvation to be worked out. Next thing there'll be millions of years and billions of years and we're all descended from little wriggling things with redemption (what from?) an absurdity. Satan likes that but simply couldn't pass up an opportunity to be represented on-screen, in this case as a pit dragon. A bit of a giveaway for anyone familiar with God's explanation of the world He made. The route for boats is shown in blue.

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The wall was breached and guess what? Everyone was going to have to go around the end of it anyway! The overland route is shown in blue in the after picture. What a waste of 8,000 years! For ruined minds however this detail (and the land route would be much more difficult, clambering over all that debris) is immaterial. It seems as if that was the end of series 7 so for a rewrite that could be a good starting place to establish the association of dragons in pits with everlasting torment in perdition, forever, over and over again.
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