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Default Looking for land in Freehold - 12-08-2012, 10:54 AM

Hello friends, currently me, my wife, son and daughter plan on moving to Freehold. We require a modest 4 bedroom mansion with at least 12 acres to plant tobacco. A menstrual shack and outhouse are essential. Does anyone have any references? I'll also be hiring prime field hands at 10$ a day, IRISH NEED NOT APPLY.

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Default Re: Looking for land in Freehold - 12-08-2012, 12:01 PM

Good luck. Land within Freehold proper is reserved for Platinum Tithers and Deacons only. There are several nearby communities outside city limits for Gold and even Silver level tithers. Sixgun Estates near the freeway and Holy Harbor at the marina for instance. Halliburton Acres is a gated trailorpark near the Jesus Feed Us grocery store and has 3br doublewides available for under $300k. This is provided your credit and religious background check passes muster and you dont fail the paperbag test at the guard shed at the front gates.
You can expect to spend at least $1M your first 6mo in Freehold as a landowner. Please consult your investment Jew before you attempt to join the community within the city limits. Jesus doesnt give refunds.


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Default Re: Looking for land in Freehold - 12-09-2012, 05:54 AM

You need to give sister Jennings a call.


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Default Re: Looking for land in Freehold - 12-09-2012, 07:34 AM

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You need to give sister Jennings a call.
Thank you pastor, the manor on Deacon Boulevard looks most satisfactory. I'll be giving sister Jennings a call post-haste!


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Default Re: Looking for land in Freehold - 12-12-2012, 11:28 AM

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You need to give sister Jennings a call.
Pastor Ezekiel. Please excuse me but I have recently had a rather large windfall and have decided that I would like to tithe to LBC. If it is not too much trouble could you please let me know how to do this.


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